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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 13h
I believe the quote you should have used is “cock.”
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah I snagged it and could not believe how god damn good it feels. Wild mix of burnout and F-Zero for sure, and I really like customizing my silly little vehicles with cannibalized parts from other models I buy. Also the roguelite campaign structure really makes the game pop imo
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Silent Night: Stage Blood starring Nicolas Cage
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Boo! DooPerson @boodoo.co · 09/10/2026
"I don't even know who I am anymore, I'm gettin' too much money."
Biddy Blas, some kind of Star Wars alien with a crocodile face and multiple gold chains, a biker helmet and racing goggles
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
white sox game got me like
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Man Trying To Kill Himself Joke
Alt: Man Trying To Kill Himself Joke
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they gotta knock it off
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what the FUCK I was wondering what happened to my boy
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will never stop posting.
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yall giving millions of views to a man who raped me
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Onion has torn the Ted Lasso subreddit asunder.

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Love the Onion usually, but they have one Ted Lasso joke and it's reduced to 'people who like it are adult babies'. So much to make fun of about it and they only really found that one angle and stuck with it


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To be fair....most of this sub sounds like adult babies
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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cta @chicagocta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
follow us for more relationship advice 👍
If your girl...
-Travels all over the city with you
-picks you up
-opens the door for you
That's not your girl
that's a bus
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BlumineOnion 🧅 @blumineonion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The "yuri is male gaze" debate becomes gut-bustingly hilarious once you realize that, more often than not, the genre is created by female mangaka sitting at their desks like:
From the afterword of I Love You So Much, I Hate You by Yuni
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YouTube keeps putting videos of some annoying twitch lady who seems like a huge chud into my shorts reels god she sucks
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wraithmaxxing and ghoulpilled
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankees and Braves eliminated on the same night
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
It's Silent Hill James skateboarding while holding his wife
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Mike Flanagan @mikeflanaganfilm.com · 04/10/2026
Oh Jesus - @letterboxd.social can you help us get this AI slop away from our series?
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
rate my setup
screenshot from Anime Shop simulator showing an empty room with an old dingy computer on the floor
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grandma gaming @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 08/10/2026
first of all, biddy blas is the best around, so scrib doooon.
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BassAckwards @bassackwards.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just through some old tweets
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m under attack
My Amazon about me page showing I like cooking
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Vicki Meanieheart 👿 @violence.gay · 07/10/2026
fully locked in on this business real estate minigame in yakuza 0. main mission has me sleeping temporarily in tent city but meanwhile I own like over 80% of this town it rules
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unregular meghan @meghaninjail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the CIA guys running through the hallways and high fiving when they came up with "tom morello is a millionaire and can afford to not vote"
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love when that asshole sebulba comes back from the dead specifically to light me on fire and explode me because I’m using my ramjet
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love going five hundred miles an hour in a hovercraft and exploding in a ball of flames.
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
all burlap dress with 'don't bully me i'll cum' written on it in red piping
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Behold!
Dalmatian puppy getting cuddled
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
its a big number, but there are a lot of us. scroll down for english and spanish.
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Donate to Helft Bruno seiner Familie zu helfen!, organized by Sven Hegewald
Ihr alle habt die schrecklichen Nachrichten über Bruno Kramm gelesen oder gehört… Sven Hegewald needs your support for Helft Bruno seiner Familie zu helfen!
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i hope this is how she filed
Mia Goth enthusiastically brandishing a gun in Infinity PoolMia Goth wildly shooting a gun in Infinity Pool
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah, Robert Galbraith is one of her pen names too, but yeah that sucks shit
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 06/10/2026
doctor: the med you’ve been on your whole adult life has stopped working for your severe anxiety me: ok and the supplemental one isn’t doing anything either doctor: have you tried yoga
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh god what now
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s a good color!
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m a big fan of “I’m unburdened by all that” personally, it just works
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/10/2026
“This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me” is such a powerful anti-posting mental device. Discourse I could jump in on? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. Other posters beefing? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. An internet personality exposed? Guess what
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
REALISTIC STAR WARS
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Making the Star Wars racing game a burnout game is a great choice, and I really like that the campaign is roguelike structured too
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lmao, you’re gonna reincarnate? Bro why haven’t you escaped Samsara yet??? Skill issue imo dude
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🍑 @r0ttenpeach.xyz · 23/09/2026
Helping the Defending Our Neighbors Fund! Hey, it’s me! One of the gay little people in your phone! My friend Mandy and I have put together an incentive for people to donate to the Defending Our Neighbors Fund! The Fund aims to raise and deploy 30 million dollars to organizations that provide…
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Helping the Defending Our Neighbors Fund!
Hey, it’s me! One of the gay little people in your phone! My friend Mandy and I have put together an incentive for people to donate to the Defending Our Neighbors Fund! The Fund aims to raise and deploy 30 million dollars to organizations that provide legal representation and, when possible, bond assistance to immigrants facing detention and deportation. A little about the sticker!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy pub day for my debut book of comics. I am assembling a suit
Me in a battle suit armor constructed from my books
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
new glup shitto just dropped (I would die for her)
Hibi star wars racer, she is a small 4 armed monkey alien mechanic
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I’m Sean Now @bulkslabhead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'd be able to tell
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