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Wesley Campbell

@bswes.bsky.social
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Prairie refugee living on the world's 43rd largest island

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump in the Oval, alone, seeing this quote. He rubs his forehead. He goes to the window, stares out over the great city. Has he, in fact, betrayed the legacy of his late friend? The thought is too horrible to contemplate. "Heavy is the head," he thinks, quoting Henry IV Part II, his favorite play.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In case you were wondering why Donald’s biggest fans suddenly went silent . . .
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
when your campaign is going awesomely
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's not hard. Both Yglesias moderates and Khanna leftists give MAGA politicians legitimacy because they want MAGA's base. Ossoff simply does not give a shit about the MAGA base, which allows him to speak with fierce clarity about MAGA politicians. He is willing to bet on an anti-MAGA majority.
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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digby @digby56.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And here I thought the U.S. was the world's biggest oil exporter and we didn't need it from anyone. Isn't that what he's been saying?
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Lifelong San Diegan @jeanlucpeakhard.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Fuck the Yankees
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Beyond the comedy timing here, the way he runs gives this an almost Arrested Development vibe
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Discussing heavy life stuff with the dog next door. All of her suggestions are some variation of ‘pet me more’.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Party of limited government: we will pass a law to resolve internal family disputes.
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Wesley Campbell @bswes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had to look him up and yup tracks
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Wesley Campbell @bswes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Legend www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-prem...
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BREAKING: Roosters bombshell as one-club legend makes call over NRL career
BREAKING: Roosters bombshell as one-club legend makes call over NRL career
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it may not be his origin story but “nobody liked my art” is such a common denominator among world-historic assholes
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Are you aware sir, that Professor Kruse said of you, and I quote *ahem* ‘My man looks like Ra's al Dull’? You frequently try to pass yourself off as someone who is fluent in popular culture, do you understand the reference? And why it is, in fact, a pretty sick burn?”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like Mads Mikkelson chose to play Hannibal as "bloated"
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only the best umps make the postseason
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know it's cherry-picked but this is really satisfying to watch
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digby @digby56.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's out of the loop on so many things these days. I wonder if they're even trying to brief him anymore or if they just let Natalie share her memes and let it go at that?
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MF'er acts like he was never president before 2025 and I truly think a lot of people process current events that way.
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Wesley Campbell @bswes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Beautiful big boys get away with murder lol
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
"I should get to sit down when I work but you shouldn't" is a great high level summary of labor disputes
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: "OK I'll come but I'm only having one drink" Also me an hour later:
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The President is unable to stay awake during Oval Office press conferences
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's veering into Last Words of Dutch Schultz territory
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist
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Wesley Campbell @bswes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is fucking insane. If my mom was like this, we'd be going straight to assisted living
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👀 🔥
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

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nvidia “Unites States”
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Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like Enos and Roscoe got theyselves in a real pickle tryna catch them Duke boys. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
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Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Bouchard cost the Oilers that game by not being able to play 65 minutes” — Hockey Canada probably
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Wesley Campbell @bswes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly Dsrth, you're such a legend nobody notices
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Wesley Campbell @bswes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Next GM!
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Wesley Campbell @bswes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of people have died taking a like photo
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Wesley Campbell @bswes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Awesome BlueJay
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Wesley Campbell @bswes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When it comes to deleting ill-advised skeets, sometimes PST is godsend
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Wesley Campbell @bswes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
His partner wants to cum as he screams Nein! Nein!
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Wesley Campbell @bswes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My man might hit 500/500 o this one
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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Wesley Campbell @bswes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As a Jays fan, I endorse this message
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Wesley Campbell @bswes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A billionaire should be able to afford Ted Danson's rug guy.
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