Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 56mYou might think this is the Cat Distribution System getting its claws into me, but there is a sign about a missing black and white cat on our community mailbox. I called and left a message but no answer or reply. So I’m feeding him/her in the meantime. 040
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nurse cross checking Matthew Tkachuk in the head is basically like him crosschecking any other player in the appendix. He did have to get him from behind though, so he couldn’t turtle. 020
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yes! We’ll call you an EBUD - Emergency Backup David 130
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ha ha! HA HA HA! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 030
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just guessing here, but I think the first hame *may* have pissed the Oilers off a bit. We need to figure out how to ragebait these mofos for 98 more games. 130
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Bouchard cost the Oilers that game by not being able to play 65 minutes” — Hockey Canada probably 0102
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Of all the games the Oilers have ever Oilersed, this is one of the Oilersiest 1243
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comI Am Cornholio BeavisALT: I Am Cornholio Beavis 020
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ooof, now tracking for a 144 goal season. Hope Bouch breaks out of this slump soon 030
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I was at the Saddledome on Sunday to see Jimmy Carr, who was incredibly crass and also hilarious. Which is a nice segue into the Flames season, which should also prove to be incredibly crass and hilarious 230
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh yeah, now I remember how annoying Oilers hockey can be 060
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I can’t figure this out. I got an unsolicited offer to buy 103 shares in Sun Life from me for CAD $81.80. They currently trade at $113. WHY on Earth would anyone ever tender their shares at such a steep discount, given it is such a liquid stock & trivially easy to sell? A very weird sort of scam. 120
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There’s a 3 person pod next to my office. Two of my staff sit there, along with a woman from another department. Every single day, some time between 9 am and 1pm, that woman lets out between 2 and 4 monster sneezes. Every day. Only in that timeframe. At least 2 and most 4. Like the sun rising. 030
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Watching the Neil Peart documentary and preparing to ugly cry (but in secret because of my old school toxic genx masculinity) 160
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today’s lunch sammich is blessed by McJesus! PLAN THE PARADE! 240
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026TODAY’S THE BIG DAY AT LAST! Love is changing the minds of pretenders! It’s chasing the clouds away! Our hearts are ringing the key that our souls are singing! Make sure you dance tonight and watch the stars steal the night away! 020
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Lordy, from my days of building software and data for the Cdn oilpatch, M&A was a frickin nightmare because consolidated companies always paid less (economies of scale). The Fuelled CEO quoted in this article is my “nephew once removed” (cousin’s son). share.google/SZEFTWtuR6ad...share.googleCanadian oil and gas industry on track for biggest dealmaking boom in a decade, analysts sayCanada's oilpatch made $30 billion worth of deals so far. Analysts say it could surpass the previous peak of $53 billion from 2017. Read on. 010
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Real life things that are too funny: the Hyrox competitor that soiled herself, Joanna Wietrzyk, is sponsored by Puma. Presumably as in “I’m gonna Puma pants.” 141
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Amazing historical moments: In 2016 Jared Keeso liked one of my tweets 040
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oh man, there is a noticeable chill in here In the air! That means hockey season is nearly upon us. So it’s a good time to remind you all that everyone, and I mean everyone, is entitled to my opinion 170
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My niece was recently interviewed for an article in Cosmopolitan www.cosmopolitan.com/relationship...cosmopolitan.comThe Instagram Hard Launch Is DyingOne woman waited eight months before posting a carousel with her boyfriend...and then got anxious when she saw how many people had reshared it. 011
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Goddamn, can’t wait to see this. One short brilliant clip and I had tears. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gka... COUNTDOWN: 97 DAYS TO RUSH IN EDMONTONyoutube.comNeil Peart: No One's Disciple | Documentary TrailerYouTube video by CBC Docs 030
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I HAVE RETURNED, AND CROSSED THE RIVER BOW AND THE RIVER ELBOW 160
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Holy f*ck this was an enjoyable read. I know lots of you out there don’t like Carney, but I’m thoroughly enjoying that we have a genuine intellect and (if you believe this article) stone cold killer on our side. Also “Enforcer from Edmonton” rings better, just saying. 062
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The True North may eventually forgive. The True North will not forget. 063
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026We are back at a Drummond St restaurant called Ravi Shankar, which we last went to on our honeymoon trip to London & Paris 23 years ago 030
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Kicking off the 2026/27 EPL season! Pre game warmup… Defending champions Arsenal v Coventry City, Championship league winners and first time back in the top tier in 25 years! 130
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Any Chelsea fans out there? My middle child is, so we made the (short) pilgrimage to Stamford Bridge 110
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I HAVE CROSSED THE RIVER FORTH MAY THE FORTH BE WITH YOU 030
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Damn, that’s a two line poem that just hits you straight in the gut 020
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Billboard at Edinburgh airport - a wee glimpse of home 000
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The speed limit on the 3 lanes each way restricted access section of Bow Trail near my house is 70 km/h. The speed limit on this section of coastal highway near the Cliffs of Moher is … 80 km/h. 130
Oilers Nerd Alert @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The Athletic has a new Oilers beat reporter who replaces DNB. Journalism grad from Ontario, prev Ottawa Citizen and SSM Greyhounds. Gift (no sub required) intro article here: www.nytimes.com/athletic/749...nytimes.comWhy I’m excited to be The Athletic’s Edmonton Oilers beat reporter and what I’ll be covering (Gift Article)Introducing our new Oilers reporter, and the three storylines he's most excited to cover this season. 122