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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

As we hit October, here are observations from this summer: 🐜No flying any day 🪰 No fruit flies hanging around the food bin 🕷️ No scary looking (but very passive) garden spiders hanging about 🪰 Virtually no mosquitoes 🐝 Very few wasps (I know that’s a bee, they don’t have a wasp one) #insects

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026

GOAT OR BIRD????

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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 01/10/2026

Not in IMDB.

NIGEL
FARAGE
TOMMY
ROBINSON
JANNY
TOMMI
RUPERT
LOWE
AND
ANGRY
BALACLAVA MAN
THEMEN
WHOSTARE
ABOATS
NO BOATS. NO GLORY.
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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For those at the back not paying attention: Illegal immigrants suspected of terrorist offences are not let out on police bail.

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matttherhino.bsky.social @matttherhino.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

feminise a band name Madam and the Aunts

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Parallels in life: The farcical toilet roll panic in the early days of the pandemic = The way too many people understand immigration and asylum in the UK.

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Spooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Please can someone call the burns unit? 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Has Ahmed @HasAhmed_20h

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The only Muslim bothered about you eating this much bacon is your cardiologist.

Lee Anderson MP

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@LeeAn....

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It's all about choices!

I've made mine.

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Ash Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 22/09/2026

1/23 Sorry, this will be long... There is a lot of shouting about what happened in the Channel yesterday. So I want to go back to basic law. Not immigration policies or political rhetoric. At sea, the starting point is simple: Preservation of life comes first under all maritime conventions.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you ask me, the start of the decline in western society happened whenever it was decided Tupperware was shareware.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Maybe someone should tell America that when you buy bananas, you should probably eat them and not immediately throw them away.

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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Yet somehow, the chinless shaved ballbag in humanoid form seems to be able to send his shitty tweets.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

<Planned refugee accommodation housing 1,200 asylum seekers> Piddington: WON’T ANYONE THINK OF THE WOMEN & GIRLS! <Planned arrival of up to 5,000 balaclava wearing wife beaters and nonces of the Tommy Army> Piddington: Come on in, lads- have a drink on us #Piddington #Bigots

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

So he was able to take on Ticketmaster and win, but not his own promoter. Yeah right, Ed. Sure.

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East Bradenham @ddbecker5454.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Kushner is with the assholes on the right.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I don’t care what your Mr. Rothko said, girl. A painting should be on the wall, and that’s the end of the matter. #GirlsOwnCC

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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 08/09/2026

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I have legitimate concerns that a woman should not be manhandled, hit with a stick or have her hair pulled at an event in the UK. Can I get a slot on BBC news to express these please? Or should I don a balaclava and shut down a major transit hub instead?

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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

‘You, Boy! Get me a walking stick. I’m off to hit loads of women on the head who disagree with me!’

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Cory Tunts. Invisible candidate for Clacton By-election. @thecorytunts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It's bang on trend though ...

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Womble1958 @wimblewomble1958.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I think we can now all agree that Farage and Reform and the Dover thugs and Jenrick and Kruger and Tice and Pochin and Anderson and Dorries are all a bunch of complete and utter filthy hateful racist arseholes, and that literally anyone now supporting or voting for them is exactly the same too… 😒🤮

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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Well he's certainly become famous - probably more than he wished for 😂👏✊ bsky.app/profile/cold...

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

A handful of cops were enough to spook these silly little boys. They went to the place with the *biggest boats* to shout about small boats. That takes a special kind of stupid.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Interfering with national infrastructure, blocking roads and preventing emergency access. Intimidation, anonymity and unplanned via SAG. This is not a protest it is criminal behaviour and should have been tackled by the police before it got started.

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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Charming fellow.... Over to Birmingham police I hope....

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It’s a new school year, so it’s open season on ‘kids from a school you don’t know’ type excuses… Reform has denied any wrongdoing and said it had "been the target of a hoax perpetuated by foreign funded climate change activists"

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ok. WTF is going on with men circa 20-30 sporting ‘Freddy Mercury’ moustaches all of a sudden? I have seen at least 10 today. Sadly for most of them, they look more like they’ve been through the ‘Allo ‘Allo wigs department than the one at Wembley Stadium…

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Pixelbandits Allo Allo

Alt: Pixelbandits Allo Allo The undercover chap with terrible French, sporting a thick Inspector Clouseau-esque tash.

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@SueCymraes.bsky.social🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇰🇼🇳🇫 @suecymraes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

So the bloody Tories privatized the prison and probation service and cut funding to those and of course the police. At the same time they increased sentence lengths. But they failed to build new prisons or capacity. Yet they have the audacity to criticize labour for at least trying to do something!

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💙🎀 𝑱𝒐𝒐𝒍𝒔 🎀💙 @jpep38.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

😂👏👏

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Say what you want about the elephant, it really ties the room together.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Clearing up, I happened upon a 20p piece and was genuinely surprised as I had totally forgotten they exist. Life is almost entirely cashless now, and I never carry coins these days, but I didn’t expect to start forgetting some of them so soon.

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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I totally envision Trump renaming the San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden’s Fault, and I am just putting this out there so I can say I predicted it one day.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The electric vehicle that transports, wait for it, a dirty diesel engine burping out black smoke to power their pressure washers. Lambeth Council literally Greenwashing.

An electric van. Proudly proclaiming

I'm Lenny, an electric vehicle for a cleaner, greener South Bank

The snag being the diesel generator on its back chugging out emissions like a 1950s Chrysler.

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This morning, the Coldstream Guards at Buckingham Palace performed a tribute to Dolly Parton. The last time I remember the guards at the palace honoring the memory of an American entertainer was when they paid tribute to Aretha Franklin after she passed away.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/08/2026

Someone in a big blonde wig with a big heart on their chest handing out books to kids with the words “always be more Dolly”

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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

He was right about ULEZ He’s right about Brexit. No need to “revisit old arguments”/lies now we know it’s rubbish and costing us a fortune. Moving on means admitting this and asking about how to now join. Not pretending it’s ok in case Farage loses his shit. www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/sad...

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'Brexit lies are exposed, the debate is settled... we must rejoin the EU' - Sadiq Khan

This is searing stuff from Sadiq Khan, and his arguments for the UK to rejoin the EU are as clear and comprehensive as it gets.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

In a sane world, the media would have a field day with this- and they’d absolutely take her apart over it all week. But we don’t have one of those so this now looks like it’s a real thing and she has ‘legitimate concerns’. When in reality, she’s just made a monumentally stupid statement.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Reading newspaper articles past all the pop ups and ads is like trying to read a book propped up in a field through a fence while passing in a moving train.

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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Remember when they sold us the slogan, "Go paperless, save trees, save the planet"? Now we've gone digital, and it's consuming enormous amounts of water, destroying ecosystems, harming bees, and contributing to environmental damage on a scale paper never did.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

In case it needs saying: It is the occupants of small planes that are stealing from our kids’ futures, not the ones in small boats.

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