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Sweary Spider

@swearyspider.bsky.social
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Profane arachnid, loves biting, radioactivity and typos.

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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stop using the word ‘activists’. There are far more appropriate words; like ‘racists’, ‘bigots’, ‘fuckwits’ or ‘cunts’.
theguardian.com
Lifeboat station in Portsmouth forced to temporarily shut after far-right action
RNLI facility had been targeted by activists trying to stop asylum seekers landing in boats from the Channel
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yet somehow, the chinless shaved ballbag in humanoid form seems to be able to send his shitty tweets.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It just occurred to me. In the past, the super rich have been philanthropic, Peabody’s social housing, Rockerfeller and Ford’s foundations. Carnegie argued that he had a moral duty to redistribute his wealth and said “He who dies rich, dies disgraced”
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Reform UK's Dan Thomas has quit as the party's Welsh leader, after he was arrested on suspicion of assault and controlling or coercive behaviour on Sunday.” All about protecting those women and girls, aren’t they?
bbc.co.uk
Reform's Dan Thomas resigns as Wales leader after being arrested
Dan Thomas says he was been released without charge by the police.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So. What happens when a senator has a medical episode that leaves them severely brain-damaged? Asking for a brain damaged senator.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The new Weekend at Bernie’s looks shit.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That one time where you wished Russians could aim shit properly.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck’s sake Burnham. LEGISLATE.
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Matthew Stadlen @matthewstadlen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
British democracy is under threat from right wing plutocrats.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dublin did us all proud today.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There’s nothing more pathetic than an angry old rich man.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why does too much coffee make wee smell like beef Monster Munch?
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Craftywank’s X page has no mention of his Reform position anymore. Curious…
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On the eve of 9-11, I’m reminded of how Canada stepped up and cleared the skies of 230+ planes from US airspace and landed them in Canada, then hosted the 30,000 or so stranded passengers. It throws into sharp focus how disgusting the recent treatment of Canada by Trump’s government is.
en.wikipedia.org
Operation Yellow Ribbon - Wikipedia
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tommy ten names about to get torn a new one on Dispatches.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There aren’t enough lolz in the world for this:
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looks to me that the Public Order Act 1986 gives police plenty of power to arrest/disperse large gatherings of cunts.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 08/09/2026
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Israel is the same size as Wales. Pound for pound, the Israeli goverment is the cuntiest in the world, by a HUGE margin, it’s small man syndrome, in country form.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Legitimate concerns” will be right up there with “I was following orders” before long.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gouda Kanoe sounds like a euphemism for yeast infection.
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Matthew Stadlen @matthewstadlen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Has Nigel Farage stepped down as an MP to trigger another by-election to clear his name yet?
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Operation human shield underway as is de rigeur in politics.
bbc.co.uk
Two Reform UK officials step down after undercover report on party donations
Reform says Dan Jukes and James Orr have left their roles as it launches an investigation into the report.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
IT’S THE FIRST STORY ON THE BBC NEWS AT TEN!! Reform are cooked. Totally.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Well, well, well. Reform caught red-handed breaking the law. They can’t help themselves.
channel4.com
Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Soon to be promoted to submarine.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Check this fucker’s hard drive.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bloody hell. Masters of the Universe is already on Amazon Prime for free. And it was only released in May. It must be SHIT.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If I was religious, this would be conclusive proof that God’s a cunt. But I’m not. Shit just happens.
bbc.co.uk
Man killed at Big Church Festival named as his church leads tributes
Robert Guanco, 41, was a pastor at Jesus the Living Water Church in Eastbourne, East Sussex.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Totally normal.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m a scientist, by trade, and I know TurboCancer is bullshit. Yet I’d still back research into a DJT specific TurboCancer delivery system with hard cash.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Death needs a kick up the arse, there’s a massive fucking orange target and they go and hit Dolly.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, a wonderful woman. The world is so much poorer without her.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh no. Not Dolly. 😭😭😭😭
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just had an ickle smoke and I will shortly enter Dontgiveafuckland.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Remember the alternate universe where Biff takes over Hill Valley? Now scale it up. That’s our reality.
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Giada #FBPE #TheResistance @girlgiada.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Richard Tice, divorced and with children, has said: www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
independent.co.uk
Couples with children should be married, Reform UK’s deputy leader says
Richard Tice also said ‘British-born children’ are a ‘good thing’ and should be encouraged
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cunts report on cunts celebrating cunts.
apple.news
Family and friends release balloons and set off flares for joyriders killed in wrong-way A66 crash — Daily Mail UK
The life of one of the A66 joyriders was celebrated this evening with flares, fireworks and a cavalcade of masked bikers.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Omg there’s a guy on LBC and his voice is lilting up in pitch at the end of EVERY sentence and it’s boiling my piss.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Looks like Trump is trying to buy the midterms over in Magastan with a bribe of cheap beef.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Omg. I just saw the new ickle electric Honda and I squeeeeeeeeee-ed.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Welcome to the find out part, fucker.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I know Tim Martin’s an arsehole, but I can’t disagree with him banning nonce shades and twats on speakerphone in his pubs.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
BIG RAIN! FINALLY!
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’ve wondered how Russia and the western billionaire set are linked, cause on paper they’re diametrically opposed. Then it occurred to me, Russia has been run by oligarchs for decades, and the western billionaires are now using them as a model.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Shit’s about to get revolutionary.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
*swoon*
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tempted to take my kids out here for a fish supper with a side order of PTSD.
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Sweary Spider @swearyspider.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Let’s face it. Trump loved Kim Jong Un cause he’s shorter and fatter than him, and has worse hair.
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David Boughton @davidjboughton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a... The only thing in the way of this war ending are the two fucking morons who started it
theguardian.com
Donald Trump threatens to bomb Oman if it ‘gets in the way’ of ending Iran war
President issues threat to ‘bomb the shit out of them’ after previously threatening Gulf ally in May
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