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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 10h

You’re going to hear nothing else next time that song plays. 😬

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🌹WeegieFromWA 🍀 @onefussyone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

No notes.

The White House @WhiteHouse
America will establish a permanent presence
on the moon.
Dylan Williams @dylanotes
You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a
pool.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m not against the idea of puce blokes crammed into a ‘Spoons cubicle getting absolutely furious about the nifty with a hedgehog on it up their noses.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I would like my news without the fortification of fruitloops like Rupert Lowe.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

From T-shirt only to double layers of jumper and fleece in 24hrs. Quite the leap.

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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

https://www.instagram.com/goattoself?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&stkn=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Not a huge amount in the diary of your average sea turtle…

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I left a bit of tagliatelle in the bottom of the colander overnight. In other news, I have discovered an eco-friendly alternative to both concrete and tungsten. Which is nice.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well I for one am no longer going to shop at Orisons.

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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 05/10/2026

Standing up to the balaclava nonces. Inspiring.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That would require humility and self-awareness.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

3 hours to set up, have several rows with older brother, hunt for the missing ball in every room. Then play for 10 minutes until a hard flick gave someone a black nail, throw it all in the box in a huff (minus the ball) and go outside instead.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That was one hell of a Boxing Day morning in 1970-something. I’d started to disbelieve it had happened until the Fastshow did their parody.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Their base are traditional non voters. They’ll turn up if frothed up enough by Farridge, but a hard group to herd long term. Essentially a loud-mouthed but apathetic bunch, who are unlikely to do more than shout at hotels or troll strangers on Twitter. I think some of them even think that’s voting.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I fear that’s slightly harsh on casino interior designers. They at least want people to hang around long enough to part with some cash. (I cannot believe I’m defending interior designers, but here we are)

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In any given motoring situation, you can 100% rely on a Nissan Juke driver making the wrong choice.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Is this the biggest proof that time travel does not eventually get invented by humanity?

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Comin’ ere, takin’ all the planes.

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

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Impiety @noholyscripture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Think more "we" Imagine the positive transformation of civilisation if humanity would be/get better at thinking in terms of "we" without losing the freedom to be "me"!

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Spot on! If we used ‘we’ instead of ‘they’ more often, discourse would be much more effective. They’ve not fixed the potholes. We’ve not fixed the potholes. Such different statements.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A story for story’s sake. That’s all most of the news is now. Questions, speculation and half-baked theories all done for clicks.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Inevitable really. The change from Harley-Davidson to John Deere comes at you fast.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

As I won’t have the audio on for him, I’m assuming this is about a yoga ball and an accordion.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The first & second times they believed you, by the 3rd they suspected you were spying on them and were glad to be rid of you.

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Don’t Run With Scissors @bsky-sam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

As we hit October, here are observations from this summer: 🐜No flying any day 🪰 No fruit flies hanging around the food bin 🕷️ No scary looking (but very passive) garden spiders hanging about 🪰 Virtually no mosquitoes 🐝 Very few wasps (I know that’s a bee, they don’t have a wasp one) #insects

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