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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Turns out Biden was ahead of his time.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's like a Tamagotchi, but instead of you keeping it alive it gives you advice on how to un-alive yourself or others.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

First time I’ve ever looked forward to the hydration break. #usmnt

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

With this ruling, the birthright issue is not going away. The right hasn't really begun *organizing* around getting rid of the citizenship clause. Like Roe, this will be their fight for a generation. And if the Democrats just say "we won" and ignore it, like Roe, the Republicans will eventually win.

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Cristian Farias @cristianfarias.com · 29/06/2026

The Supreme Court Gives Donald Trump Full Control Over the Executive Branch, Except the Part of It that Impacts Their Retirement Portfolios

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

A president who has survived multiple alleged assassination attempts siphoning money away from the Secret Service. What’s the worst that could happen? #ballroom www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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Trump administration quietly shifts $352m in federal funds for White House ballroom

Funds meant for Secret Service were transferred to project president promised would be financed by private donations

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Why can’t we just set aside our differences, come together as Americans and funnel more money into the President’s multibillion dollar crypto fund? #america250 #freedom250 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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UFC to pay White House fighters in crypto issued by Trump company

Some fighters will receive bonuses in ‘stablecoins’ issued by Trump family business World Liberty Financial

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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story.

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Anyway, back to celebrating National Seer Sucker Day.

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

When the President wakes up from a long nap.

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

"At some point if the ship doesn’t turn around, maybe it will start taking on water or listing badly or hit an iceberg, or perhaps the iceberg has been there all along and is named Donald Trump."

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The United States is destroying itself | Rebecca Solnit

The daily news can’t adequately convey the administration’s sabotaging of our government, economy, alliances and environment

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

You can tell it’s fake by how easily he makes it down the stairs.

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

In all seriousness, one thing that might be worth doing today: Tell your Reps and Senators to call Adm. Richard Correll, the Commander of U.S. Strategic Command, which controls the nation's nukes, and remind him of *his* unique responsibility to refuse an illegal order.

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I credit the 1994 World Cup in the U.S. for sparking my lifelong obsession with the beautiful game. That said, the U.S. has no business hosting another one. FIFA is willingly risking the lives of all the players and fans and further tarnishing its reputation.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/02/2026

Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 09/10/2025

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Vermont Green FC @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

UNDEFEATED NATIONAL CHAMPIONS! 🏆 THE INVINCIBLES! ✨ YOUR VERMONT GREEN FOOTBALL CLUB! 💚

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Lol, barely. I should probably learn more Sabbath on guitar!

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Congress should pass a law ensuring that no pedophile can ever serve as U.S. Preside… wait, what’s that? They’ve take an early vacation to protect the Pedo-in-Chief? Wow, that’s some country.

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship. That's just a true statement about the world!

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Really only used this to watch the Champions League anyway, but still an obvious decision. Bunch of feckless cowards, can’t wait to see what Colbert does next.

Cancellation confirmation from Paramount+

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

So confusing. I was told PSG was the greatest club in the world, but the world is BLUE. #chelsea #uptheblue

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

My little neighborhood is not to keen on kings. #nokings

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Would love if they would sign someone over the age of 25 for less than half of that amount! We're still the youngest team in the league by far.

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

I would have much preferred Frankfurt! It's wild that the team that finished 17th in the Premiere League gets to play in the Champions League next year.

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Tottenham won some silverware? Shit, the world might actually be ending.

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Thank you Barcelona, Inter Milan, and the football gods for that incredible Champions League semi. Joga bonito 🤌

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

The cost of owning the libs has never been higher.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Not a huge Pickford fan, but it would have made way more sense to use Raya for this photo.

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Bryan Parmelee @bryanparmelee.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

At the moment, our best hope for preserving democracy would be another E. coli outbreak at McDonald's.

Vice President Donald Trump behind a platter for fast food.

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