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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/01/2026
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 27/01/2026
finally a good dating app
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 25/01/2026
It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
An alcoholic who hates unions? Who's this guy married to? MY UNCLE!? Hey oooooh! 🏌️
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I was assured my mater slash fic was encrypted!!!
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Blockier! More pixels! Yeah! That's the stuff 🤤
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
Jim Davis quote - “Today, I buried another one of the fuckers”
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The fitness test for ICE is how fast you can drink a Monster and punch a hole in drywall
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
South Korean politicians were climbing walls to maintain democracy but our old ass politicians can't be bothered to get out of bed.
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
@sarajbenincasa.bsky.social your people!!!
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Ended 2025 with diverticulitis because I literally cannot handle last year's shit
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I’m the new director of the secret agency studying the weird and mysterious Southern Reach
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
My kid is a NYC scenester but for historical monuments
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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Sara Benincasa @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
In case you’re interested in giving yourself or somebody else a woo woo little gift… I’m doing tarot readings over on Patreon for a limited time only. It’s super cheap and very fun, too. Thanks to folks who have already booked! www.patreon.com/posts/for-li...
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For a Limited Time Only: Tarot Readings! | Sara Benincasa
Get more from Sara Benincasa on Patreon
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Yeah, even as a hundreds of years old vampire a compliment like that would melt me
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber. This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S. So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you. Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
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Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
This was me and @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social on our first date
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Encyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · 09/12/2025
Faith Hill describing a kiss:
Diagram of centrifugal motion
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Someone pointed out to me that health scammers have just replaced medieval humors with brain chemicals: cortisol, dopamine, serotonin, and oxytocin. And now it’s all I see
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Absolutely cursed
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Living the dream 😐👍
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I’m in South Carolina this week. My body was begging for fiber by day 2
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I love that the Bears are being led to victory by a man with the name of an Elizabethan poet
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
My December vibe will be this slutty ghost of Christmas present
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Sometimes I feel like I’m not online enough to know what folks on bluesy are talking about but I’m too online to get baited by what folks on threads are talking about.
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Oh, please. Mr. Bowden is my father. Call me:
18 wheeler with a giant hot dog picture. Under the hot dog are the words: big ass beefy boy glizzy goat guzzler daddy dumpy delivery truck
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The other vibe I bring to the function
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The vibe I bring to the function
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I guess paying people to program a chat bot is easier than removing your lower ribs to self-fellate
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Morning.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Yes … meow meow meow … YES! Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos … @theonion.com
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Animal Farm by George Orwell
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/11/2025
ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Sorry to be all “I love LA” but Maria Bamford just lowkey came through the bar as Cookie Monster handing out homemade cookies to everyone 🤩
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
It's taken me half my life to realize the Luddites were right. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luddite
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Luddite - Wikipedia
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it.

A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE?

A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
[Jabba the Hutt voice] crypto to your sipp or isa, ho ho ho
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Me watching my students come in from recess
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Being smart right now feels sooooo stupid
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Sara Benincasa @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
My friend Chad the Bird & I appeared on Chicago’s beloved @wgntv.com today because we are serious journalists. Come see our show 10/30 at 8 PM at The Lincoln Lodge or simply enjoy our Halloween educational antics here.
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Class! with Chad the Bird & Sara Benincasa
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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Us Cubs fans weren't getting into heaven anyway
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