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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

South Korean politicians were climbing walls to maintain democracy but our old ass politicians can't be bothered to get out of bed.

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Ended 2025 with diverticulitis because I literally cannot handle last year's shit

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

My December vibe will be this slutty ghost of Christmas present

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Oh, please. Mr. Bowden is my father. Call me:

18 wheeler with a giant hot dog picture. Under the hot dog are the words: big ass beefy boy glizzy goat guzzler daddy dumpy delivery truck

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

The other vibe I bring to the function

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

The vibe I bring to the function

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I guess paying people to program a chat bot is easier than removing your lower ribs to self-fellate

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

I work with middle schoolers and 6-7 is their angel number

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

These noodles talk to each other. Their conversations are about something other than a man

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me:

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Wore my glasses and my teen comedy students said I look like Pedro Pascal. I don't see it but I'll take the compliment!

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

I'm guessing this diva but I can fix her

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Or is it just another day pretending to be catfish day!?

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Google photos wants me to name these two outlaws but I ain't no snitch and neither is @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Starting a gofundme to achieve my boyhood dream of being a board certified TikTok dancer

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

The Democrats' protest reminded me of something

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Murderous rage monsters. Best to keep your distance

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Normalize telling your bros you miss them before pretending to beat each other up

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

As an active member of the hot dad community, I'm glad we're having this moment of recognition

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Mary Todd is coming to kick our asses

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

The US Federal government is being run by everyone's dumbest, drunkest, "where my hug at"-est uncles

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Anyone smile at me like this, I'm running

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

A 4th grader added a unique decorative touch to their test

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I'm not ready to get back to teaching so it's Christmas photos with @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social instead of lesson planning

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Mario drove a forklift in the 80s to become a doctor in the 90s

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

More sports should start swerving this hard into dadaism

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

When I comb my hair like a republican, I turn into David Harbour's younger brother

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Ugly sweater day at my school. I had to let them know

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

The test results came back and it turns out I'm your dad

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

The vibe of this Hobbit cover is all I aspire to

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I've joined a very exclusive club #lotr

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Me after replying to one email

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

I braved the rain to fill in dots much like the mighty Beowulf ⚔️ I hope we finally slay the orange monster

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

I dressed as Sherlock Holmes for Halloween as a child because I wasn just that cool 😎

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

This accidental selfie is actually my permanent reaction to undecided voters

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

Hey kid I saw them live at a West side abandoned storefront turned artist collective where I fell down the stairs hopped up and just danced it off because I was HOT AND YOUNG AND COOL ONCE AND NOW I'M ALWAYS TIRED AND MY WRIST HURTS FROM CARRYING GROCERIES WRONG.jpg

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Bryan Bowden @bryanbowden.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

Early voting begins today in Chicago

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