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Bruce Force

@bruceforce.bsky.social
74 followers 47 following 28 posts

my hobbies are microblogging, reading microblogs and lying down

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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
everything is awful and all I can do is think about cheese
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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
the way i eat them i'm bound to choke to death on gummy bears so to maintain my street cred please just tell people i was killed by bears
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
Missing the part of the pandemic where it was practically illegal to come near me
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
crazy to think chevy chase's real name is chevrolet chase
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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
On your deathbed, you will never regret the time you spent shitposting online. It is the offline world that is filled with pain.
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
remembering princess diana. one day she was with us, and then wham! she was gone 😥
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
ai can never take my job. coz I have no job.
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
lol at people with motivation
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
I thought for years that i didn't have free will until i freely changed my mind and decided i did
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
i'll be binging google till it yahoos
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Don't bring an egg mayonnaise sandwich to a knife fight
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
been listening to too much brian eno. someone call an ambience
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Watching my favourite Bond movie. The one where there is a villain who wants to take over the world and Bond manages to scupper his plans at the last minute
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
imagine if ryan gosling was an actual gosling lmao
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
attended an AA meeting. recharged my batteries
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
i'd tell you the secret to making indian flatbread, but i've signed a naan disclosure agreement
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Starting a new book or as I like to call it, fibbing.
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Thinking about boobs while staring at the moon so people think I'm really deep
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
yes, blew my mind
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
i've worked out the size of the universe. and it's big. bigger than 100
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
bet the guy who worked all night to invent the wheel fell asleep at the wheel a lot
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
If reclinable chairs count as drugs, then yes, I'm always on drugs
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
asked myself out on a date. we chatted all night. had a lot in common. things are looking good. i might be the one.
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
tattooing someone and saying "whoops a daisy" every 30 seconds
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
I'm going to start putting butterscotch on everything, not just mashed potatoes
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
really thought I'd be mainly bionic by now
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
even the price of balloons is going up. must be inflation
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
I can achieve anything until I put my mind to it
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Witness: “-and then he said ‘Nobody move-“ Judge: *banging gavel* “DO THE VOICES”
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
[God creating pigeons] Make them pace back and forth like a lawyer
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Once I get to 1000 followers I'll take off my bra
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
how did we make masonry that would last forever, a century ago but we can’t now?
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
She died doing what she loved: untangling Christmas lights in the bathtub.
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Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
[my journal] Day 1: New year, new me Day 2: Day 3: … Day 17: *wakes up naked in a Tijuana jail*
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
[to patient] Long story short, I'm not really a doctor
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
Sorry I got your dad’s jizz on your sheets when I sat on your bed.
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Technically a brass band play metal
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Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
It's 2024 and condoms still don't come with a tiny headlight
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