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Peter Campbell

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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 8h
really cool that Branson not only employs a professional narrator but also gives him space to promote his other VO projects. How many other webcomics can say the same?
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this was a great time for me to check the alt text on the preview panel to see if Branson hides jokes in there
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
🎵🎶 Life is a highway 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 It should be maintained 🎵🎶 🎵🎶 With public funds 🎶🎵
Tom Cochrane jamming out in the music video for "Life is a Highway." He appears to be in a remote area, far from any highway. A strange creative choice. I bet cocaine was involved. It was the early 90's after all.
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Ethan 🔜 Gamehole Con @glyphtide.games · 15/09/2026
Been offline all morning, but Fetch My Blade is crowdfunding! We've already passed $25k!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hit...
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Fetch My Blade: A Solo Journaling Roleplaying Game
You are the dog of a retired legendary master, tasked to retrieve your master’s blade in time for their final duel. For 1-4 Players.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a dervish is one of the most whirling things you can be
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Donald can’t just change Lake Ontario’s name. It’s already writ in stone, in the lyrics of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. A binding compact that no one bordering either side of any Great Lake will dare compromise.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gordon Ramsay: "Wow, nothing but maggoty bread? You think of Orcish cuisine, you think fresh, vibrant. It's like the chef has just given up, where's the passion, the anger? A taste of Mordor this isn't. What a shame. There isn't even any meat on this menu."
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Katman Du @katmandu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You couldn’t make Backstrom today. Our overly-sensitive culture just can’t handle a detective who is also mean.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
When you think about it, this surgery is actually a net-gain for Lee in terms of limb count.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"
Lin Manuel Miranda in Hamilton
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Really the only appropriate way for Tom Homan to end his statement this morning was in the signature R. Budd Dwyer style, but I guess all Homan’s paper bags are too stuffed with cash
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Yeah but what if the Melania movie was called Seven Samurai instead? And then when you went to see it they just showed you Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 masterpiece Seven Samurai? I bet you liberals would *love* it then. Typical.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 22/01/2026
I just thought everyone should see this
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
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reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
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a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Mad respect to the factory guy who shouted at Trump, but TBH, “pedophile protector” is giving him too much credit. He’s a pedophile. Any protection he’s providing to other pedos is purely a side effect of his own self interest.
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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Pictures of Nixon @picturesofnixon.com · 15/12/2025
not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
it would be satisfyingly ironic if an email scandal was the one that finally stuck
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
When America Balkanizes, I propose that the Great Lakes Alliance adopts Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald as our national anthem
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I like Stephen King’s short story “The Jaunt” a lot, but I think it ought to be classed as a novella really. It’s longer than you think.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Technologically advance a band: They are Empirically Proven Not to be Giants
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
saw Weapons on saturday! really impressive how Zach Cregger can mix absurdity and bleakness so effectively. Like, Sam Raimi and Ari Aster occupy very different niches in the Horror ecosystem, but I could easily recommend Weapons to fans of either. And if you like both, it’s a must-see
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 28/07/2025
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have."
I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame?
I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. 
I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? 
I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti.“I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?”
Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!”“It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.”
I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…”
Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.”
His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying.
“No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. 
“It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
*John Darnielle voice* Mercy for the Blowjob Brothers
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
one thing grok didnt say when they trained it to be antisemitic was "free palestine"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
my most important opinion is that all regional pizzas are vital parts of the overall pizza ecosystem. you hate chicago deep dish? then you hate pizza. you hate provel cheese? you hate pizza. you hate little caesar? he is the emperor. show some respect. all pizza is canon
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 11/06/2025
Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.
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ChatGPT Lost a Chess Game to an Atari 2600
And on the 'Beginner' difficulty level, too.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
wait, was this news to alex jones?
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
If trans kids are just “seeking victimhood narratives,” then shouldn’t the logical response be to stop victimizing trans kids?
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Having trouble remembering the names of Odysseus' crew? Here's some helpful mnemonics: - he's called Polites because he's very polite - he's called Eurylochus because any time he does anything, You Really Cuss
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 02/05/2025
Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
A big parrot holding a little parrot with the text:

Little parrot: adult me having a bad day 
Big parrot: seeing a weird sea creature
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I will always hold it against the fake money people that they appropriated “crypto” from cool things like your Sasquatches and Mothmans. They should have called their dumb shit something like Goofbux
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
We don’t talk enough about how fucked up it was when they made that white boy play the funky music until he DIED.
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
“I don’t give a rats ass” It was never yours to give
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 02/04/2025
i love seeing a million posts like "it's funny that he is suffering" and not only do we all know who he is but we all want the same thing. like who's the pronoun now dipshit
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Ethan 🔜 Gamehole Con @glyphtide.games · 01/04/2025
My friend, ML Wang, is crowdfunding a special edition of her NYT Bestseller, Blood Over Bright Haven! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wra...
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Blood Over Bright Haven - Illustrated Deluxe Edition
M.L. Wang's NYT Bestselling dark academia gets its own Wraithmarked Deluxe Edition!
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch. [friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 26/02/2025
two panel meme of andor from the season 2 trailer

looking sad off to the side: fossil fuel companies are giving up on climate commitments

Looking cheeky off to the other side: fossil fuel companies are iving up pretending to have climate commitments
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Can’t believe this is what the Cenobites did to Patrick after he opened the Lament Configuration
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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Keep it down please @InternetHippo
They taught Al how to talk like a corporate middle manager and thought this meant the Al was conscious instead of realizing that corporate middle managers aren't
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Relaxed security clearance, you say?
Mads Mikkelsen as Galen Urso in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Urso is the Imperial engineer who intentionally built the fatal flaw into the first Death Star’s thermal exhaust port. Make of this what you will.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Ok, aside from how insane and thin-skinned this comparison is, can we take a moment to appreciate that: A) even Vance frames Musk as an annoyance to be tolerated at best B) he thinks Musk will only stick around a few months- nah bro, you’re stuck with this guy for good
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
OH! it’s “Digimon Story: Time Stranger” I was reading it like “Digimon: Story-Time Stranger”
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