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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 17h
really cool that Branson not only employs a professional narrator but also gives him space to promote his other VO projects. How many other webcomics can say the same?
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think I heard somewhere, that in one of the novels, a villain tries to trick someone into solving the box (without them knowing what it is) and the Cenobites don't take them, because it turns out the take intent into consideration.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Yazi from Age of Mythology: Retold
Unit Icon for the Yazi, a myth unit from the game, Age of Mythology: Retold. The Yazi is a chimeric creature with a dog-like shape and the features of a dragon, such as horns and scaly limbs. It holds a long, straight-edged sword in its jaws.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve heard the bucket thing before, but I’m surprised it didn’t come up in Alan Wake 2. If the Finns had been giving out free buckets at Coffee World, that would have been a good gag. (The buckets would be intended for holding coffee [sold separately])
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this was a great time for me to check the alt text on the preview panel to see if Branson hides jokes in there
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
🎵🎶 Life is a highway 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 It should be maintained 🎵🎶 🎵🎶 With public funds 🎶🎵
Tom Cochrane jamming out in the music video for "Life is a Highway." He appears to be in a remote area, far from any highway. A strange creative choice. I bet cocaine was involved. It was the early 90's after all.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh, that would explain the baffling way Kash was talking about people being “forced” to do bestiality. He’s dancing around it because in his worldview, hazings are something you just have to go along with.
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Ethan 🔜 Gamehole Con @glyphtide.games · 15/09/2026
Been offline all morning, but Fetch My Blade is crowdfunding! We've already passed $25k!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hit...
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Fetch My Blade: A Solo Journaling Roleplaying Game
You are the dog of a retired legendary master, tasked to retrieve your master’s blade in time for their final duel. For 1-4 Players.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Cheerios really came into their own after they ditched Pip Pip as their frontman.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Swan Boy’s art is the complete spiritual antithesis of “A World Without Breasts,” and that’s why Cassie likes it so much.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a dervish is one of the most whirling things you can be
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I mean, you think THAT’S weird:
Marvel wiki screenshot of the profile of Miles Morales’ father, a black man. The “Name” field reads: Jefferson “Jeff” Morales (name legally changed from Jefferson Davis)
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Donald can’t just change Lake Ontario’s name. It’s already writ in stone, in the lyrics of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. A binding compact that no one bordering either side of any Great Lake will dare compromise.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
just like this little piggie I used to know
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Closest I can think of is one time a comic (I forget if it was Fantastic Four or Superman) implied that Mr. Mxyzptlk and Impossible Man are the same character using different personas depending on which superheroes he's bothering. But that doesn't really count because he's hopping universes
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I fully agree! now off to finish my manuscript, which is titled “Beepman’s Retreat”
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gordon Ramsay: "Wow, nothing but maggoty bread? You think of Orcish cuisine, you think fresh, vibrant. It's like the chef has just given up, where's the passion, the anger? A taste of Mordor this isn't. What a shame. There isn't even any meat on this menu."
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Joe DiMaggio verse might be even funnier: “I’m glad you’re gone, Joe DiMaggio, our nation turns its lonely eyes to me / Hee hee hee / What’s that you say, Mrs. Robinson? / Flawless Paul will never go away? / Hey hey hey”
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Here’s to me, Mrs. Robinson. Jesus loves me more than you will know.”
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That’s where my new mascot character, the Roku Robbler, comes in
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You can for sure enjoy Brand New Day without having seen any of these, it basically only requires you to know the previous Tom Holland Spider-Man movies. It's loosely connected to Thunderbolts via cameo, but I haven't seen Thunderbolts either and I didn't feel like I was missing anything.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Here’s my evidence for Swan Boy as Tom and Noel as Crow. Rona is a lot harder to place. Perhaps TV’s Frank?
MST3K Screenshot. Gypsy, a purple robot constructed from a child’s car seat and other bits of plastic, addresses Tom Servo, a smaller robot with a gumball machine for a head.
Gypsy: “Tom, I don’t get you.”
Tom: “Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby!”MST3K screenshot. The crew of the Satellite of Love( Joel Robinson, a human man, the aforementioned Tom Servo and Gypsy, as well as Crow, a somewhat bird-like golden robot) stand in front of a decorated Christmas tree. Tom’s gumball machine head now houses a holiday scene in a snow globe. Crow wears a glowing red nose, and shares his fondest Christmas wish: “I want to decide who lives and who dies.”
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Katman Du @katmandu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
oh thank god, here comes Mr. T, surely he’ll rescue me
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
aaaah how the hweeyermz have toined
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
to me his species seems like some kind of Ice Age megafauna. A giant ground sloth or perhaps a cave bear.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Pitch: all groups of aquatic animals, fish or otherwise, can be “shoals.” To me it sounds just as good referring to whales, dolphins, seals, jellyfish, etc.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Attempted murder on Buzz Lightyear at least
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You couldn’t make Backstrom today. Our overly-sensitive culture just can’t handle a detective who is also mean.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I was kinda thinking maybe they have so much stuff there just because it’s all coming through the Oldest House first, but then I remembered they definitely brought in the Slide Projector and the evil therapist from Alan Wake from out of state. Also that train car and the lunar module for sure
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Not sure what this is about but, big missed opportunity not casting Cube of Gooding Jr.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
When you think about it, this surgery is actually a net-gain for Lee in terms of limb count.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I always figured its gotta be like, one of the engineers or some other tour support staff.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"
Lin Manuel Miranda in Hamilton
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It wouldn’t even be hard to prepare a version with an answer that he can just read off his notes, or even teleprompter if he’s feeling so brazen. The fact he doesn’t even bother to do that is so funny
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
And in case anyone is wondering what the movie would be like if they kept Pendergast, basically just imagine Benoit Blanc is in the story and you’re most of the way there
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
But it actually turns out that the Empire just kind of arbitrarily phased out the clones in favor of traditional recruitment?
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Another weird aspect, come to think of it, is that since the topic of clones is never broached in the OT outside of the one mention of the Clone Wars, we’re left to assume that the fact there aren’t a bunch of clones running around is a result of the outcome of the Clone Wars.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Like are we sure we don’t want to clone some of those Zam Wessel shapeshifter aliens for spies? Is there no value in finding the biggest, strongest Wookiee we can, and making some copies? The Geonosians seem to be a huge asset to the separatists, wouldn’t it be nice to have some of our own?
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
When the republic dips their toe into diversifying their forces, they’re still just… tweaking the genetics of the same one guy?
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
What’s crazy is the Droid side is way more creative with their gimmick-they’ve got droid infantry, droid tanks, droid walkers, droid missile platforms, droid star fighters, commando droids, tactical droids, and on and on and on.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Oh yeah, that’s good to
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
But for whatever reason, that concept no longer appealed to him by the time he started writing Attack of the Clones.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I have to assume when Lucas first coined the name in A New Hope, that he was envisioning either a series of sequential conflicts or an outbreak of regional skirmishes, all motivated opposing views on clone rights or cloning ethics, etc.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Plus, it always bugged me that “the Clone Wars” is a terrible name for the conflict. For one thing, the clones are incidental to the conflict. you could just as easily call it “the Droid Wars,” but neither name accurately addresses the politics motivating the war (singular war, btw).
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I don’t get why they have to be human either. Surely there are alien species out there who would be stronger, faster, and possess other advantages like extra limbs, enhanced senses, etc.
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It’s a sad song, but we sing it anyway
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