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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 9h
It’s not a political party or a presidential administration. It’s just a giant bucket of dodgy schemes by morally reprehensible people.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 8h
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 8h
watching this dude try to play at the next level has to be like NFL people watching my favorite charming college QB throwing three picks in one quarter of a preseason game against the Jets
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tracey 🌱 🔜 gateway fate 203 @sheepskin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gaia online making anti-genAI posts i knew we could always trust u
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David @davidslosttt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here's what the new YouGov polls look like mapped out I need this so bad
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nothing to worry about all good
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what's crazy about this premise is that local businesses in minneapolis hated the ice raids, made it clear they hated the ice raids, lost a ton of money because of the ice raids, and were generally quite sympathetic to the people telling ice to get the fuck out bsky.app/profile/will...
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Character Design References @characterdesign.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tokyo Godfathers (2003) #animationclips #sakuga #animation #2danimation
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's a good thing cooler heads prevailed and he stuck with supporting his friend with his genocide
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yesterday i had some ice cream, and you have to order on a ipad, navigating a shitty UI, than it gives you a ticket, you give the ticket to the person, eliminating the need to communicate with another human person, just to get one scoop of chocolate in a cup, it's a wonderful system /s
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Bayliss Wagner @baylisswagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BREAKING: In Nebraska rally, Trump just suggested he would be unbothered to see Iran "take out" LA or San Diego: “They could take out a city,” he said. “Let them take—Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. That’s—this is a very small price to pay."
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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
eating the crumbs from a bag of chips with a spoon out of a bowl. I almost added a soda but I'm not stoned enough for that
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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TAME IMPALA LONERISM
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 05/10/2026
On the one hand, it’s comforting to know that Americans aren’t uniquely stupid, voters everywhere have skulls filled with mush and worms. On the other hand, global fascism is probably not an ideal state of affairs.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ppl keep telling me about how in Europe they would simply ban bigoted political movements and right now Germany's highest-polling party is openly Anschlusspoasting without any fear of consequence.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[while eight games are playing at once] bad call! what a bunch of baloney!
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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why isn't there cute anime con merch about Frank, imagine this bitch bobblin offa backpap
A scene from the movie "Frank," where the titular character points at the antagonist of the film wearing a large paper mache head, in their band's makeshift recording studio.
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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you're telling me a crab ran to goon in this restaurant
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/10/2026
Whichever Luke this is he's soaring up the Luke rankings
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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why and how did a canadian football team exist in Louisiana... Shreveport, but still.
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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
for god's sake stop sharing HP fanart
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today’s Baseball Name is Jason Moist
Jason Moist
Position: Starting Pitcher
Bats: Right • Throws: Right
6-1, 185lb (185cm, 83kg)
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
State of the US Economy: Poor: 44% Fair: 31% Good: 19% Excellent: 3% YouGov / Sept 28, 2026
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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BUTT MADE OF STRAWS
SO YOU CAN SUCK MY ASS

it’s a butt made of straws
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Billionaires are vacuuming up all the wealth, while workers get screwed. They’re laughing in our faces while Trump steals from us and builds a ballroom. (H/T @qasimrashid.com)
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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what the fuck is this preview lmao
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Kim Acuff Steiner @emberdione.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't imagine a faster way to tank new movies released in theaters. "I'll wait til it is on streaming with all the added scenes." Will become the standard response. This is an epically bad idea.
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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Admitting that I kind of hate being alive has honestly been kind of freeing; depression is weird.
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 27/09/2026
Probably a good example of why trade unions are so fanatical about them. Good lord.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gotta say there’s something almost poetic about Trump incentivizing less fuel efficient vehicles as the Iran war keeps pushing up the price of gas
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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
leave me alone I'm eating junk food and studying web design in my enclosure
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Go ahead, put me on your stupid lists
Adrian from watchmen saying " i fucked your dad 35 minutes ago"
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 26/09/2026
Class solidarity.
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing "political" content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Dik Liquor @chaensaw.com · 25/09/2026
Imagine being this close to death and choosing to continue to show up to work because a woman of color somewhere might get a penny more than you think she should.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Substation sickos
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 25/09/2026
Good morning from the ICE facility in Broadview, IL. As ICE vehicles trickle in and out of the lot, a small group of Chicagoland locals are holding a prayer service for those impacted by deportation efforts. The area around the facility is open, contrasting prior months of "protest zones."
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“She nearly lost her home to foreclosure and her teenage daughter was entrusted with running her household. Her college-age son left a football scholarship to return home and help with costs around the home. Mason has three children and also raised four of her brother’s children.”
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looks like the latest GOP talking points crib sheet made it to Bibi’s inbox. They wanna make Hasan a thing so fucking bad. The desperation is so real.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Please guys, help me, a decade-plus of ever-increasing rabidly-deranged bigotry has made my life difficult for some reason"
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No One Cares Animated Text
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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was depressed but then my dog was just like "PULL THIS ROPE" and suddenly I'm cured. Maybe he coated it in SSRIs or something.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Life comes at you fast
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