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I do computers beadpulp.neocities.org (be nice)

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why isn't there cute anime con merch about Frank, imagine this bitch bobblin offa backpap

A scene from the movie "Frank," where the titular character points at the antagonist of the film wearing a large paper mache head, in their band's makeshift recording studio.

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what the fuck is this preview lmao

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I made a submissions section... need to figure out how to actually accept submissions but it's a start.

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I have begun making a website. It will be for poetry. I don't know how to do a damn thing so should be fun. Here's what I got so far

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I rewatched Captain Ahab for like the 30th time and am once again looking up how to get Dave Stieb into the Hall. Next chance is December '28.

Screenshot of the Baseball Hall of Fame website's "Era Committees" page, describing the three election timelines the committee uses to elect retired professional baseball players into the Baseball Hall of Fame who are no longer eligible for election by the Baseball Writers' Association of America. The "Upcoming Era Committees Elections" shows the "Contemporary Baseball Era," defined as the period from 1980 to the present day, having its next player election in December 2028 for inclusion in the class of 2029.

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I might have gotten a little too silly

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Search your camera roll for hell

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I’m cute

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

International baseball is so peak

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I forgot to post a poem yesterday bc I wrote it by hand so here’s two for one

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

lol

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I wrote a poem, it’s called “Weird Scab” I hope it makes you feel something.

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

I was gonna go to a concert tonight but then I had to buy groceries

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Your own personal wipes? Just some generic Lysol jawns or the special editions

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

A screenshot of “The Eric Andre Show. The host (Andre) sits behind a desk holding notecards, with the text “1. The Tits” overlaid in the center of the screen.

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

I adopted a three legged Aries

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

I was wrong but we did get a Minecraft match, TJPW forever

Pom Harajuku using mods in Minecraft to dual wield a diamond pickaxe and diamond sword

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Re: last RS - I’m not engaging that account but a Dodge Viper banner says a lot. None of it good lol

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Has anyone made this joke yet #makeaterriblecomicday2025

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

That one Jon Bois post

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Learning lessons

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Pretend I photoshopped Steele’s head over Kobahsi here

Kensuke Sasaki emphatically chopping Kenya Kobashi across the chest from a low angle, showing the roof of the Tokyo Dome, where the match is taking place.

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

oh my fucking god (I stole this from someone’s ig story)

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Me mistakenly typing “yourube” when searching for YouTube

A screenshot from a Vine titled “Banksy is at it again,” where a man wearing sunglasses looks directly into the camera sitting next to a computer monitor. The monitor shows a word processing program with the words “MCDONALDS IS PDRESIDENT” written in Times New Roman font, as large as possible on the screen.

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glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

You’re kidding

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Dr Tracksuit?!?

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

at least I can still rock a cute fit

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Love’s a verb y’all, it just isn’t always a pretty one.

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Anyway RIP this suit, pants ripped from too much ass being thrown

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 09/06/2024

I also encouraged a horrible sin by gifting this glass.

A beer cocktail called “Gonster,” made by floating Guinness Draught beer on top of Monster Nitro energy drink, in front of a can of Monster Nitro. The cocktail is served in a Guinness Gravity pint glass; the words “GONSTER SLUT” are engraved on the glass.

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 09/06/2024

I had to be the hottest person at the Star Wars birthday party

Selfie of me in a modified sith anakin cosutme

You do not see the messy closet only a slutty jedi

glutenGuardian @breadpa.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

A new hand touches the beacon.

The exterior of the groverhaus, an infamous diy project posted on the Something Awful forums.