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@bratcave.bsky.social
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I’m the smartest person in the world

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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
10 years ago today
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Riot fest is poser shit tbh
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The thing that sucks about being an adult is realizing that the world is actually way shittier than you could have ever imagined as a cynical teen
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey SNL, you actually don’t have to re-air Pete Hegseth saying a slur for your little joke! Especially when your joke is just that he shouldn’t have said it! I know you’re desperately grasping for relevancy at this point, but I doubt this is the solution
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
an ai slowdown, whatever that is and for whatever reason it's now being proposed by the musks and altmans -- it's lucky for them that the danger is becoming apparent right around the time all the free money is becoming significantly less free
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love having a husband who asks me if we can watch Mamma Mia!
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files.
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!!
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 26/08/2026
Men’s leagues would literally never stand for this happening to their athletes in their arenas and there’s so much to unpack about the W, its origin story, how our society views women and this current political moment in this idiot-bigot not incurring a lifetime ban.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
By almost any measure Dolly embodied "the American Dream." Some people will come from nothing and make it big and consider the problem now solved. Others will remember that there are still others with nothing and use what they have to help.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 19/08/2026
this guy got caught because he's dumber than the average cop and chose a woman who wasn't marginalized enough. imagine what happens when a cop does this to, say, a sex worker or a woman with previous charges who are not likely to be willing to report this kind of thing. what do you think happens
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Back in my day, we did not make a video containing our full uncovered faces when breaking and entering an abandoned property and we were better for it 👵🏻
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
lol this was my exact concern when I saw this video pop up on my feed. the children don’t seem to realize that posting your crime is evidence. I remember a girl on tiktok a few years ago making videos of her removing boots from cars, which was dope, but also STOP FILMING YOURSELF
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
And here I was thinking Boy George was dead. But it just seems he probably wishes he was
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TKarney @pecunium.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I would argue that if I, a US citizen, have no rights under the Constitution (as CBP asserts) then I shouldn't be penalised for wiping data; as I can't have a reciprocal obligation to adhere to the laws I am denied.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think the new charli album will have very little mainstream appeal, and good. Get out of my house.
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Running culture is so weird and toxic if you’re a regular go-for-a-jog type. Me personally, I love having functional lungs in the long term so I am just gonna enjoy the break this week
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Why are people still running in this smoke? Because most people who run have an exercise addiction. It’s that’s simple
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you have to use AI to complete a simple task, like replying to an email, why on earth should an employer trust you to do something with actual complexity?
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I didn’t do a single thing in the office today that I couldn’t have done from my apartment but we have to hit those weekly in office days!!! Or!!!! Uhhhh
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’ve spent about 45 minutes today stuck in the smoky air waiting for the CTA to work
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 07/07/2026
I don’t think a country should be run by people where you can’t tell if they’re dead or dying or missing or mentally incompetent to stand trial. I think those should be easy “no” answers
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mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
straight men who plan to attend gay events during pride month: please dress accordingly. i saw a guy in a polo tonight and that should NOT be happening to me this month. ask a woman or gay to help you
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Judith Butlerian Jihad @pghguy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
People are fucking helpers man. We see how bad things are and want to do something to fix it. I'm legit tearing up watching this, these volunteers are out there in the hot sun with all these clothes for people just trying to see loved ones. They (ICE) have the firepower, we have the mass.
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It’s hard to want to see a sequel to Practical Magic where every lead actress clearly has a bunch of work done on her face. Really doesn’t seem in the spirit of Practical Magic
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
what if instead of concocting psychosexual revenge heathcliff just smoked a big doink... heathspliff
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Amazing to me that people keep screaming about security failures in a situation where security did not fail. Bad things didn't even happen to bad people, so you can stop pretending to be worried about that. Stop whining for a bigger, badder police state.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I think some straight people can’t possibly imagine a relationship as anything other than ownership of another person’s time and energy and so if you have multiple partners it feels the same as owning multiple houses
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
CRANK is going to tangible, physical harm to people this summer and I will be doing some of the harming
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mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
adhd is so stupid. the “i medically don’t know what time it is” disorder
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
There’s no honor in winning a basketball game with a free throw and I mean that
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Donald Trump is the most anti christ seeming motherfucker and yet all the same evangelicals who thought Obama was a sign of the end times are obsessed with him
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
and by people, I mean straight people
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
it’s cool that people are finally getting into all the pop music that I’ve been listening to since 2016. You guys did it 💖
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Okay CTA. This is a good sign.
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Imagine finding out one of your friends has a laundry detergent bottle full of piss
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
yet another famous couple where one is a radiant beauty and the other is a guy in a gray t-shirt
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This is spiritually the same as this picture of Ali Wong and Bill Hader
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/04/2026
I don’t have a train commute but it’s nice to hop on the blue line just to smoke a couple cigarettes and yell at everybody before I get my day going
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
it doesn't matter that they're liars and bluffers, it doesn't matter that they're pussies, it doesn't matter that they (probably) won't do what they're threatening to do. its enough that they are saying it. its enough that it's possible. this is not acceptable to any living creature on the planet
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
man, I gotta forget how to read. I feel like I’d be way happier all the time
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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Astonished by how weird and cruel life has become. But at least everything is really expensive
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joos @bratcave.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I could easily survive watching Infinite Jest because I don’t think men are funny or good at making films
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Are ya winning, dad? With the dad looking at a map of Iran
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