mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 21hbottom surgery consult went great :) 𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ 20% 4250
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026a mystery from 2024 has been solved today. i discovered i was indeed being followed by a lot of librarians because someone put me on this starter pack. because i COMPLAINED about librarians 2170
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026beautiful women named Walgreens Rx Alerts are texting me 1242
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026having invisible eyebrows my entire life for some reason 060
Reposted by mitchJeff McDonald @jmcdonaldsa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In a stance that puts him at odds with other notable NBA stars, Victor Wembanyama says he would never lend his name to FanDuel, Polymarket or any other sports betting site. “Honestly, I think it’s very sad to see some players promote it,” he said. www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs...expressnews.comWould Victor Wembanyama ever endorse FanDuel or Polymarket? Don't bet on itIn a stance that puts him at odds with other NBA stars, the Spurs' Victor Wembanyama says he would never lend his name to a sports betting site 391257229
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i always forget that sometimes i need to crash out and bawl my eyes out for exactly 30 minutes and then i'll feel better 180
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i’ve been watching x-files lately and it’s always funny when they end the episode by literally verbalizing: scully: there has to be a scientific explanation for all this mulder: ✋🏻 no there doesn’t 🤚🏻 070
Reposted by mitchChappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996 7869241710
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026every team i eat oatmeal, i hear ice spice saying “i’m thick cuz i be eating oats” and then i’m motivated to finish the oatmeal 0110
Reposted by mitchThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty 322192377
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i was showing matt my favorite webpage, List of Furby Fakes, and i asked if i’m “little big-mouth slammer” or “marmo moon angel” and he said “moon angel” without thinking. a moment passed and he said no you’re definitely peebo official-furby.fandom.com/wiki/List_of... 190
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026cis woman at the ftm cruising night asking if my name is “mitch” or “midge” …that was an actual hate crime 3210
Reposted by mitchMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What sort of a bamboozingly story is this you are telling me? 417253
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i don’t think logan square flying the bisexual flag is cornier than flying the flag for any other sexuality 1150
Reposted by mitchR. Sera @talonbornestudio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Homeless trans girl #mutualaid! All three teeth are savable but its urgent. insurance covers almost all, dental emergency. only uncovered cost is gum surgery, 300ish each 920 total. Add 150 for an unrelated filing fee, 1200 final goal. 100/1200 ko-fi.com/talonborne gofund.me/aa122e033 $robinvbelle 11615
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026thinking about my and jen’s little commitment photo shoot once again 2131
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my personal top* 10 tv shows of all time, not really ranked but kinda: 1. twin peaks 2. sopranos 3. 30 rock 4. the simpsons (s1-s8) 5. the rehearsal 6. nathan for you 7. twin peaks: the return 8. succession 9. drag race (🤫🤐) 10. spongebob (s1-s3) *influential, favorites, most impressive, etc. 150
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i’ve been (potentially overly) worried about the cat losing weight — me: he looks so small :( jen: maybe he’s just getting ready for Gay Guy Winter me: ………… i love whatever that means to you 150
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026*thinking about valium* man i would have been such a good 1960s housewife *thinking about cooking, cleaning, child-rearing, misogyny, heterosexuality* wait no 0120
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it’s crazy how i get the “back to school” virus every september, despite not having kids or being in school myself. like it truly just gets around 050
Reposted by mitchLukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image 2151971837
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026felix has claimed the entire guest bedroom as his. i decided to come lie next to him for awhile, and he won’t stop glaring at me like an angry donut 3141
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026so i guess the people aren’t ready for this but it’s okay. in a few years it will all become clear to you 070
Reposted by mitchSteve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa 222477789
Reposted by mitchzane @onlypianos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"godzilla minus godzilla" and it's just godzilla movies with all the shots of godzilla removed 1102
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i added some contemporary ones too, like things that impacted me after childhood 🙂↕️ and then neopets, homestar runner, and club penguin were the main online childhood staples 451
Reposted by mitch𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮 @hotchickhell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026‼️‼️MUTUAL AID‼️‼️PLEASE SHARE‼️‼️SHERI ONLY NEEDS ANOTHER $450 - $500‼️‼️ gofund.me/7f38b4dd2 1462301
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i’m actually dating the two hottest men on earth, that’s crazy 070
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Reposted by mitchHeavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 17/09/2026Hey Bluesky friends! I am trying to find a third roommate in the Brighton Park neighborhood of Chicago starting in October. Dm me on Instagram or here if we’re mutuals 012
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026yeah breaking up with a partner is hard or whatever, but losing a codependent homoerotic best friendship will straight up kill you 6264
Reposted by mitchGarrett Young ✸ doctop @doctop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i still like these even tho nobody else does. i was trying to learn adobe illustrator so i could put it on my resumé (im now proficient 🤓). the plan was to sell these to some newspaper and be able to bust them out really quickly 34410
Reposted by mitchVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Keiji Haino/Yamatsuka Eye/John Zorn - Live 1991 VHS : 988s 0147
Reposted by mitchAnnie @femalecenobite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would rather be hit by a bike than a car. And it would be an honor to get hit by a bus 5756103
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026just found out none of us are allowed in my neighborhood 060
mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Get Ready With Me to do chores around the condo building as a 33-year-old HOA president 070
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