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Lieutenant Columbo (A fan account) @lieutenant-columbo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy #Columbo Day!
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Making up an extensive head-canon for Columbo’s wife
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thought up a duck who is a riff on Godard: Jean-Luc Canard. But I think people would assume the duck is a riff on Picard from Star Trek. I don’t want to have to explain the bit to people. Maybe if the duck has hair people would understand.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lauren Holtkamp-Sterling you are a blessed soul and you make the world a better place.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly it’s super reassuring watching the dream dismantle another offense. Maybe the Mystics aren’t so far off after all.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The lesson of the film The Birds is that while everyone is arguing about the birds, the birds blow up a gas station.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you've heard of wood notes... now try "good notes"
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Subtle panic of looking up a thing on Wikipedia only to find it’s Wikipedia page in your browsing history
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
o i;m depressed? would a depressed person watch the Don Hertzfeldt Simpsons' couch gag every morning?
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The moral of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave: Eagle's Path: Leda's Revenge is that sometimes the best revenge is the friends you made along the way.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our hero ventures to the DMV
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A man rationalizes fire emblem
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Ken Parille @kenparille.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dottie Hinson threw the world series in 1943 but no one talks about this
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
badtz-maru's full name is Bad Badtz-Maru. this is important.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thinking of some twins named Alex and Axel
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If this Mystics team continues to kill like this I will become ungovernable.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"How are you tonight? Having a good time?" meme with Sonia Citron's face poorly edited over Trent Reznor
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Do you remember how the song Vertigo begins “Uno, Dos, Tres, Catorce?” Do you think the Edge was like “that’s dumb Bono” and Bono was like “shut the fuck up we all call you the Edge.”
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i need just one more graphic tee for the teens at the bus stop to stop vaping and start respecting me
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
got my annual sunburn
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Imagine if they made a Mina the Hollower that was easy
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
looking for a cool game where you hit someone with a sword or axe or something
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Writing a sternly worded email to the Pokémon Company about the weird ears on Raichu Y.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A screenshot of "Supreme Dog" from the Arthur Wiki. A brown dog man wears a suit and tie, looking satisfied.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Think about buying a baseball bat so I can menace the street fighting protagonist. I’ll have two swing attacks. Maybe I’ll throw the bat if they maintain too much space.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Knicks in seven, games will go Knicks, Spurs, Knicks, Knicks, Spurs, Spurs, Knicks.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
bro i am increasingly pissed the Mystics did not get to draft Miles bro
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Emotionally and physically purged. Convinced I’m a month behind the time strategically. Terrible stress dreams. Our boy is ready for the Regional Champs.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
People are telling me Knicks & Cavs is actually about Anne Hathaway vs Taylor Swift.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
laptop is neat. it's like phone but big.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
what if instead of concocting psychosexual revenge heathcliff just smoked a big doink... heathspliff
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I like when people take pictures of themselves with their cats and the cats look super mad
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Today is the NBA Draft Lottery, a day for all Washington Wizards fans to find out: did any of that have a point? Will our historically crappy team receive reward for the minutes intentionally lost?
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
just bc i like u may the 5th be w/u 2
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The subtitles for Female Perversions on criterion are comically fucked up.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
my goal for the day is to eat a great sandwich
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Hippowdon would be my friend. Not true for all Pokémon. For example, Toxapex would not trust me. I don’t know what i did wrong.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
After playing a bunch of PKMN Champions, I am finally back to my normal state in competitive games: look at this weird dude I found. In this case, toucannon. I'm a toucannon main. I'm gonna get all the toucannon achievements so I can use toucannon titles. I'm going back to school to major in toucan.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
youtu.be/PTO4rPdWObI
youtu.be
Datura Stramonium
YouTube video by MF DOOM - Topic
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Beer & dumplings & playoff hoops
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It’s awesome watching a series where two similarly sized guys (Brunson, McCollum) who get points in different ways can’t guard each other even a little.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Numbed up awaiting a root canal I am free to speak truth to power: Fire Emblem character design is out of control. I yearn for the days of five identical cavaliers differentiated by hair color.
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Red Roundball @redroundball.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I am happy for CJ McCollum and Corey Kispert. Imagine beginning the year in purgatory and then getting to turn a team around.
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I like that Pokémon Champions is basically this over and over
Famous Gundam two picture meme of “I am a genius! Oh no!”
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The Professionals is a movie about men being bad at romance
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Learning that Lee Marvin supported gay marriage in the 60s and doing zero additional research into his politics.
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Allison 🎃🍁👻 @allisonzee.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"Protein is everywhere these days. I don’t trust it. I assume it’s the government beefing us up for some doomed land invasion or a hiccup in the dairy industry resulting in vast stores of unused milk isolate in California. Either whey, what used to be a private practice of mine has gone public."
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cool dude @jeanclaudevandamme.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I think ladder systems in games encourage a toxic relationship but also I did immediately go tell my partner when I made master ball in Pokémon Champions
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