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Brandon Bennett

@brandonbennett.bsky.social
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"I told them to fix their hearts or die."

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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Soderbergh rules.
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just the most racist piece of shit imaginable.
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Digger marketing is getting severe.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"You can shoot them in elementary school, rape them in college, but I draw the line at letting them play sports without me inspecting their genitals!* -Republicans
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a real the 3rd rock from the sun is earth moment for me.
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If this is what Banksy does with his money, I'll have to change my tune on Banksy.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The fact that Islamophobia is welcomed, championed, and cheered at this Republican Convention. People are chanting to hurt and shoot Muslim American candidates. It will barely be mentioned this weekend. I assume journalists will ask Democrats to condemn Hasan Piker instead, right?
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Obviously this is a hilarious and obvious lie but it's instructive in that Trump knows he's supposed to care about this thing, and manifestly does not and cannot care about it, and so he has to put himself into the story just to make it something he can talk about. He almost died that day!
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's Hamnet
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 27/08/2026
can rick steves get any fucken cooler
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Dan Savage @dansavage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Lord thy God is a vengeful God… and a terrible shot. The Mr. Magoo of higher powers.
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The rule of threes has never had this much weight on its shoulders.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the dream of AI for the bosses is that it will be a way to fire all designers and artists but it doesn't work. Not because of inherent qualities of the technology but because any low-cost/low-effort solution will quickly become tightly associated with "small businesses run by lazy dipshists"
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britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
*monkey paw continues curling*
latimes.com
Sony and Alamo Drafthouse are reportedly in talks to take over Cinerama Dome
Sony and its Alamo Drafthouse theater chain are reportedly in talks to reopen the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, which has been closed since 2020.
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
He always looks like he just got hit in the face with a shovel.
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
cruise (maintaining intense eye contact and leaning forward to perform active listening): cookies? that’s fantastic, wow
tom cruise with Elmo and Cookie Monster
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Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her @katarinahit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Taco Bell is really good and one of the most vegetarian-friendly fast food restaurants and the diarrhea jokes annoy me because it doesn’t deserve them, both because it was a supplier issue and they took action even before that was pinpointed and because the food is good!!
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I know people love shitting on Taco Bell, but isn't the real "source" their supplier?!
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I don't think people understand the degree to which outlets like The Atlantic and The New York Times set back trans rights with second-rate reporting that doesn't stand up now, let alone in the future. They have failed at the most basic journalistic duties.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
19 what? Not years, right?
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This feels like a VH1 movie from 2005
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Didn't they do that 3 movies ago?
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
For a movie that’s 36 years old, Dick Tracy’s make up & prosthetic artists did a fantastic job on the outlandish Dick Tracy villains that still holds up.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/04/2026
he thinks he owns the country and rules us as king
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The Jackass movies are the most fun experiences I have ever had in a movie theater. Full Stop.
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism
Mike Nellis
@MikeNellis
"I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity
ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump
NELLIS
X.com
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I think it was @jamellebouie.net who said the US military is less the world's greatest fighting force and more the most sophisticated logistics operation in history. Goes to show ya...
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
@eliothochberg.bsky.social I unfortunately have two tix to the 20th anniversary show I won't be able to use. Can you broadcast in the event anyone is looking? I've posted to the Reddit and Facebook groups and have come up dry. Appreciate the consideration, Eliot!
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Yes, but I think the main thrust of the story is that the only thing that will save the world, and yourself, is kindness.
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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Trump threatening to destroy an entire civilization to get Iran to the table proves that he’s a Master Negotiator. The same way you shit in your hand and rub it into your hair when you’re on an airplane and want more pretzels.
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It’s 2026 and there are no 17-year-olds with ghetto blasters on the back of the bus. There are six elderly people watching TikTok on their phones at full volume.
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
This was one of the more incredible experiences I've had and all because it's a game asking you to choose. Some minor choices, some profoundly emotional. All felt life-altering in they way they do when you're a teen. I'm not sure it can be a strong passive experience, but I'm very curious to see.
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Alright, Jimmy Carr is working too much.
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This looks like Hunger Games set photos.
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Eric Schmeltzer @ericschmeltzer.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
OMG
Shirtless and kinda gay vibe shirtless RFK and Kid Rock in the Sopranos scene where Vito is at the gay club.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
no country for old men ending
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The Streisand Effect as public policy. Everyone just went to Youtube to watch the Talarico interview which is where most people now consume anything from late night.
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Not the Onion.
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Universal Studios should do a Klumps show. It would be a mix of 4D and those old revue shows that used to do. Klumps family each gets a little spotlight to dance and fart up a storm, but their delightful family reunion is interrupted by the evil Buddy Love…
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 23/01/2026
nine years old
“I am Puerto Rican,” she says. “I send my kids with their passports to school. I’m having conversations with them about safety: Am I safe at school? A week ago we had an incident where there was a school bus with the STOP sign open and kids were getting on the bus and it was surrounded by ICE agents. And this is 7:20 in the morning and — just — you get that fight-or-flight response.” At first her 9-year-old was carrying her passport in her backpack; now it’s in her back pocket. “I have to prepare them for it if they get stopped,” she says. “I said, Do not engage. This is not the time to be cussing at anyone. But she said, Mom, if I create enough noise, my friends can get away.”
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Maybe the tv format of 24/7 feeds of officials going on camera and saying whatever they want with no checks was a bad idea
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Brandon Bennett @brandonbennett.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Proud IHG member here. (Please don't tell me anything I don't want to hear)
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