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Zach Rapport

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Good tea. Nice house. Qapla’! Corporate girlie by day, Packers podcast host by night @theunpackpod.bsky.social @frozentundrapod.bsky.social 👂👉 pod.link/1741034683 🧀🏈🎙️🦄🫶🖖

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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 10h
Always a nice reveal to see which talking heads were itching to lead with a Watson “adversity and redemption” narrative in a game where on balance he was just like kinda fine. Love it here!
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The UnPack @theunpackpod.bsky.social · 10h
What might the Packers offense look like on Sunday? @jumosq.bsky.social helped shed some light on that in this week’s pod podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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Kevin Zeitler, save us.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 23h
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 23h
“Much maligned” is an interesting way to say “guy who should be in jail”
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
McCarthy muttering “fucking asshole” about Aaron Rodgers. He’s just like me fr.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 02/10/2026
Deshaun Watson hasn't been that good this year but I still don't like this thing where he doesn't entirely suck.
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aaron Banks - Out (knee is haunted)
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Huge thanks to @jumosq.bsky.social for the last minute pinch hit on a big news day.
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We put a quarter in the Justis machine and he made us smart about the OL for 60 minutes. Fun!
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When a beat guy tells you Jennings is currently practicing RG with the ones
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If only Ed Policy had the same motivational sway over the beat, we’d have ourselves a stew goin’
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👀
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ed Policy you scary SOB
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doesn’t take a private investigator to figure out what was said in this booth last Thursday. “Both your asses are on the line. Do something.”
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty productive Monday
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The plan? Poach all the ginormous has-been lineman from other teams. Being huge and bad is probably better than being small and bad.
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just saw Case Keenum’s player photo for 2026 and I’ve never before been so warmly welcomed to Auto Zone
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This game rules
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When it’s Sunday and you don’t have to watch the Packers offensive line get Jordan Love creamed
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Spongebob Says Okay Nice
ALT: Spongebob Says Okay Nice
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
or Packers home opener against the Falcons
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 25/09/2026
I guess that the best argument, for me, against AI is that everyone advocating it seems to be a psychopath.
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Personally I find all the images of LaFleur working at Culver’s to be very disrespectful to a very noble profession
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No GM is perfect. People fall for into a grass is greener trap when their team goes through a not-fun-to-watch stretch. Many GB fans hold up John Schneider as an example of “oh if only we had that guy.” He’s been GM in Seattle for 16 years and has been under .500 SIX times! And he’s very good!
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some unfortunate roster decisions and circumstances have helped get us here, but the tape doesn’t lie: the OL coaching is god awful
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Close enough to 100 years. Just round up.
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love taking an additional 2-3 hits on that last drive when he should have been on the bench is a fireable offense from MLF
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Get my silly body boy off the field man. It’s never been more Tyrod time.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’s missed a few but tbh the broadcast isn’t really showing him short arming them bc he’s got pressure in his lap
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Feels like that was an OPI but the refs have a plane to catch
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In a game that has mostly been ass, that was a hell of a nab by Golden
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol not a long shot of an exasperated Packers fan checking her pulse
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Woof, hearing “A T L” chants at Lambeau during an island game is ROUGH
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lotta season left, but this game is giving McCarthy Packers Lose To Arizona In 2018. The team looks like it’s quitting.
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was rooting for Lloyd but I fear he stinks out loud
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Football!
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Hank Hill Pensive on Toilet (King of the Hill)
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This Packers team is kinda cheeks huh?
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Spongebob Spongebob Squarepants
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not only not a fumble but should be roughing
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Both teams getting some weak calls so far
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This was an intentional reverse jinx
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please, my quarterback, he is broken
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll take that start
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No no you miss understand. Kyle Juszczyk wasn’t fined $15k by the NFL for a beer chugging gesture. He was fined because his gesture pantomimed chugging a Miller Lite, rather than a Bud Light, the Official Beer Sponsor Of The NFL™️
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The UnPack @theunpackpod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
May we recommend some light catharsis for your commute?
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The UnPack @theunpackpod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The real Packers offensive line was the friends we made along the way
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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You’re damned if you do, you’re damned if you don’t! #thesimpsons #simpsons #simpsonsclips
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sure let’s have silly body go gallivanting around the field. That will give us a big lift and will certainly end very well.
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lots of *gestures wildly* to talk about
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Opinion: If Drag Is So Harmless Then Why Do I Have This Terrifying Erection thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion...
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Opinion: If Drag Is So Harmless Then Why Do I Have This Terrifying Erection
Dear America. I know that this country is supposed to be a melting pot where different nationalities and cultures can coexist as... Get the full story
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