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Postcard Games @overdroid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CARCOSA at Outside InTheatre. Do not come to this show. Do not open your mind to CARCOSA. You have been warned. No mask! No mask!
A parchment page from an ancient book on magic showing a man staring at the artist wearing suspenders.
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sleep function still doesn't work on Mac I remember Flying Toasters, a screen saver that made my Mac unstable Today, I tried sleep and energy saver again to reduce the Mac's heat when not in use Twice it caused a crash, and ES interfered with with an ongoing process This is why I never use sleep
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Flying Toasters Screensaver Graphics
ALT: Flying Toasters Screensaver Graphics
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I suppose this is bassic, but (share your favorite bassist to make the world a slightly better place)
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Sting from The Police: Gifalgayib
Alt: Sting from The Police: Gifalgayib
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I finally understand what Ok, Boomer means
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm getting tired of this BS w/NAS and routers My standard practice is if a device is working, I don't update it so it remains in that working state I have firewalls and other protections against vulnerabilities But no matter the brand, if an update is pending, suddenly things don't work
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Postcard Games @overdroid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DO NOT GO SEE CARCOSA. DO NOT GO SEE. DO NOT. I WEAR NO MASK...
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now I remember why I never use energy saver I left a process for hours after I enabled energy saver to reduce my office temp. When I left, it had an hour left. Returned 6 hours later, the process had failed and all the drives were spun down. Energy saver and sleep have ALWAYS caused me problems
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSV5...
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Openprinter Teaser Update
YouTube video by Crowd Supply
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I created positrain.org because I firmly believe that LLM systems will do bad things if you feed data to them with bad things in it Just learned the Hugging Face website hack happened because THE EXACT TECHNIQUE THE AGENTS USED WAS IN THE BUILD DATA LLMs: they can only put out what you put in
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Positrain - on a mission to model LLMs the best way
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OK, this is some BS right here about what Anthropic and OpenAI have claimed about their agents youtu.be/pauBYSQ1K_c?... apparently what they have not widely shared with us is that their agents were given data about hackers who did the exact same thing that the agents did to hugging face
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"AI Existential Risk" Was Invented to Distract Us
YouTube video by Adam Conover
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Glad I'm flying for the first time in a year this week I wonder if it will hack a Boeing to make it think it's not there?
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 18/09/2026
Here's the full interview with ABC News youtu.be/lv7AWjqVRhQ
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Ed Zitron on ABC News talking about actually regulating AI and the truth behind its economics
YouTube video by Ed Zitron
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Simon Threadgold🍂🍁🎃 @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP Gerrit Graham. A fantastic, fearless and brilliantly original actor. variety.com/2026/film/ne...
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Gerrit Graham, Actor in ‘Phantom of the Paradise,’ Screenwriter and Grateful Dead Collaborator, Dies at 77
Gerrit Graham, actor in "Phantom of the Paradise" and many other films and TV shows who co-wrote a song for The Grateful Dead, died Tuesday.
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's some clever work there
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Die Hard was Sequel
YouTube video by Museum of Everything
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's worth taking time to research catchy slogans before you spout them Sometimes, they mean more than you know If you're going to say something important, maybe use your own words instead of a slogan someone else created?
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Arm bones are ridiculous
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New designs on FictionalBrands.net! TeePublic is offering sale prices for the next 10 hours, have a look!
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's worth remembering that: The internet Drones AI Self-driving cars are all technologies whose development were subsidized by DARPA, the US military research department In a very real way, any problems with these can be blamed on the US military And Al Gore (why not?)
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Double enjoyment if you get the reference! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsWr...
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JAJA & TIGERLILY | FRONTROW | World of Dance Summit 2026 | #WODSUMMIT
YouTube video by Official World of Dance
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think Italy may hate my wife youtube.com/shorts/TfqJ6...
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Why would you think the elevator is free
YouTube video by Jessica Marchi
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The podcast makes jokes about 9/11 because we need to do something to deal with the tragedy But someone needs to tell this graphic designer to stop it We don't need the 11 in 9/11 to be the twin towers, if for no other reason than it wasn't all about them, but also... kind of ick
Fox 11 L.A. lower third with 9/11 having the 11 be shaped like the N.Y. World Trade Center towers from 2001
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Given all the AI stuff, maybe Apple isn't about Newton, it's more about getting thrown out of Eden?
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@grapheneos.org RE: Duress PIN Given the recent controversy, I propose this is changed to give the user several options: 1) The current delete function 2) Log into a sandboxed alt account 3) Log into an alt account and delete a main/designated account This would all be set up in the admin account
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is mailing a work to yourself – commonly called Poor Man's Copyright – a thing? In a word: no But... It doesn't completely lack value www.trademarkengine.com/blog/poor-ma...
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Poor Man's Copyright Myth Explained Guide
Mailing yourself your work may sound like easy copyright protection, but it is not a substitute for registration. Learn what poor man’s copyright means, why it fails, and better ways to protect your w...
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Do celebs now get to make this argument? Is this the beginning of the end of public news recording? www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0KJ... Alternatively, can citizens install their own camera system specifically design to monitor surveillance cameras, including service and maintenence?
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Flock camera installer calls police: 'I'm getting followed'
YouTube video by Atlanta News First
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i'm not saying you should watch any more than a few moments of this, but the creator says that they did this all on a local machine, without any cloud compute youtu.be/-aAYUBOqfRM?... To me, this is the best argument against datacenters so far
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Episode 1 | Doctor Who Reboot
YouTube video by The Unmade Season
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4-3-1-1-1-1-4-2-1-8-8-3-1-1-2-2-1-2-4 What am I?
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Still trying to get some people on board: positrain.org#one Maybe we shouldn't use ALL human content to create LLMs Maybe they wouldn't hallucinate as much? Maybe they wouldn't blackmail as much? If this sparks anything for you, have a look
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Positrain - on a mission to model LLMs the best way
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
OpenAI was trying to see if it could get LLM Agents to hack software They ended up hacking a public website youtu.be/xOi5nDH0lu0?... why were they trying to do this? And shouldn't they be shut down for it?
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The Hugging Face cyberattack was way bigger than OpenAI said
YouTube video by 80,000 Hours
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Who told him?!
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Studio City Farmers Market Report 9/6/26 www.instagram.com/reel/Dc9HpbX...
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Dave Holmes on Instagram: "An inspiring Studio City Farmers Market Report this morning, as a traumatized community begins to heal. Featuring @nickviall @iamscottwolf and the pretzel guy whose name I d...
722 likes, 60 comments - daveholmes on September 6, 2026: "An inspiring Studio City Farmers Market Report this morning, as a traumatized community begins to heal. Featuring @nickviall @iamscottwolf an...
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Another rapture story This party goer was having a great time celebrating Labor Day naked with only their shoes. The rapture will come to take us all, even if we're celebrating on the way home
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am in TWO shows tonight, different venues, but within walking distance! First show: 7:30p Small Town Murder Impro Theatre Los Feliz www.improtheatre.com/event-detail...
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Small Town Murder, Improvised | Impro Theatre
Impro Studio Lab presents: Small Town Murder, Improvised. In a small, close-knit town full of complex characters, the investigation of a mysterious local murder will uncover deeply buried secrets of t...
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
youtu.be/EY0ph_DSt2g?... Search guillotine slicer on Amazon?
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47 ways to use a guillotine
YouTube video by Luke Nickle
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBxQ...
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An Assault Rifle In An Open-Cockpit Propeller Plane: Ukraine’s Unlikely Drone Hunters
YouTube video by Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Most people's experience with graffiti is from gang tags (someone scratched one into our elevator recently, it actually feels like a threat), which feels connected to these artists (and likely is, historically) It's nice to know that artists like these have respect for the function of the real cars
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
First day of plumbing school and he forgot to bring his tools. Also he just realised he's a cat.
A cat sitting in front of a water dish shaped like a toilet.
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Am I the only one who worries what the hell I just did accidentally typing in an obscure key combo, but nothing obvious seems to happen?
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
youtu.be/HzaUdxv-RoA?...
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"Weird Al" Yankovic Stairway to Gilligans Island
YouTube video by Rare Weird Al
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's a question worth pondering OpenAI was created as a non-profit to protect the world from badly formed LLMs. Sam Altman almost single handedly converted it to a for-profit Pretty much every researcher in LLMs was associated with OpenAI in one way or another, because of its stated goal
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Starting tomorrow, there's a Labor Day weekend sale at fictionalbrands.net! Several new shirts: Surabaya Admiral Amie (Commodore parody) ORL futuristic barcode And for Halloween, consider getting Flatpack Space Fleet (What if Ikea supplied Starfleet?) 40% off retail prices, starting tomorrow!
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I just don't understand why networking and NAS companies don't send you a message when firmware gets automatically updated to let you know you might have incompatibilities
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Shouldn't lobster in lobster bisque be higher on the ingredient list than 20th?
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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Do you think that spell components should be based on value? Me: What do you mean? 9yo DM: Like a “diamond worth 200gp”… Me: What do you think? 9yo DM: Well you just crashed the economy. Inflation is high and a 200gp diamond is tiny.
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey gang Maybe make a plan to vote in person this year? MAYBE?!
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A post! www.popculturebeast.com/what-is-come... Is "The Bear" a comedy, and does it really matter?
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SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=niyx...
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Sarah Connor Was Right - The Burning Hell
YouTube video by BurningHellOfficial
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