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Waldo

@waldo2006.bsky.social
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IT, disc golfer, cook, gardener, and a dad so the jokes are constant. AI sucks. Go BILLS!

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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 3h
What do you expect from a document created by the AI companies, using AI? The proper spelling of United States? We should be thrilled that's the only major F up in it.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 17h
AI companies get to self regulate and all they had to do was agree to call it by your stupid name? The art of the deal......
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 18h
If you look in the mirror and all you see is ugly, you might just smash the mirror. So anyways, how's the reflecting pool doing?
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 19h
"we haven't decided if this is legal or not, so we will just let you keep doing it until we decide, which might be months" - US supreme court. Laughingstock of the world.....
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 21h
If you know just a handful of women, you know someone who has been sexually assaulted/abused/raped. And if you think you don't, it's because they are scared to tell YOU because of the kind of person YOU are.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apparently everyone is really thirsty for IT. Because apparently no one else knows how to change the water cooler jugs....
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think all Republicans have a "magic h8te ball", and they shake it and it tells them which group of people to try to punish today.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Having my taxes used for Trump's political advertisements is exactly what I would expect from a government run by a pedophile that wasn't held accountable when he caused an insurrection (or his thousands of other crimes).
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was just reminded that Jill Stein is a thing, and it made me think "is that the reason us Americans won't ever consider a multi-party system?"
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somehow the blatantly racist are starting to lose the racist vote. Baby steps are still steps.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have a problem with divisiveness in your country? Why not air an extremely divisive advertisment, when 2/3 of America is with friends and family watching it. Domestic violence calls are going to spike even more than usual this football Sunday. And our taxes paid for it.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Too thick Macy's, too thick. Targeted advertising is wild
A Macy's facebook ad for red and white striped shirts where the stripes are too big.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How the fuck does trump get to play political ads that are paid for by the government?
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The bills uniforms suck.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It shouldn't be this hard to convince people not to listen to a pedophile.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just played a round of exploding kittens and boy, that game is still as hysterical as it was when I got it from the Kickstarter.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Put some aloe plants and a cactus out on the free little library and plant stand today. The world's a better place when you've got access to books and plants :)
A free little library full of books and a shelf with several aloe plants on it ready for new homes.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every single time a Republican refuses to debate, the local news should air the debate anyways. The dem gets to answer every question with "and unlike my opponent, I show up for my constituents" Or "Unlike my opponent who decided taking money from big AI was more important than being here"
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm honestly surprised more of Trump's posts about his "accomplishments" don't end in "and then everybody clapped"
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can you really call "independents" who support fascists, independents? It sounds like you're just a fascist that might also like weed.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They'll let 1,000 kids starve if it meant 1 person couldn't cheat the system and buy lobster They'll check 10,000 kids genitals if it means 1 transitiong kid can't play sports. They'll prevent 100,000 people from voting if it means 1 person whose ineligible doesn't. Fuck republicans.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If your words and actions don't piss off billionaires, you're not doing it right.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A company will tell you "you're like family" and then give you tissue paper to wipe with. Guarantee you the CEO's house has some of that Charmin bear extra thick stuff.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not all trump supporters are necessarily bad. The supports for the bunk in his cell will need to be pretty strong.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck the oligarchs
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In news that's not news, the white house has defied another court order forcing them to allow the news to do reporting on the Whitehouse. Three equal branches my ass.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The entire point of MFA (multi factor authentication) is so that if someone gets your password, they can't log in without that 2nd authentication. So if your authenticator app pops up and asks "are you trying to log in?" And you're not, DONT CLICK ALLOW! ffs people.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If reporting on what the president does risks "national security", then it sounds like the president is the actual risk to national security.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So many problems are caused by AI, but the good news is the Government is finally stepping in and taking action. By renaming it to "Super Intelligence". The dumbest timeline keeps getting dumber.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is starting to show some remorse now that his opening act is going to be Kid Rock, and an AI country star.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every time I see an article about how Wendy's is struggling because beef prices have skyrocketed, I get even more suspicious of mcdonalds, BK, and obviously Taco Bell... Can't wait until we get that 1/8th pounder with "cheese like product" for the low low price of $3.99.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The giant piece of shit Susan Collins, who sold out all women so she could make a buck, has also been selling out all Americans by getting investigations of her donors dropped. We don't have enough words to describe how corrupt every Republican is.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"this virtual measurement brought to you by Draft Kings" - Draft Kings. Gambling is out of control and devastating the ignorant and the desperate.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Capitalists screw everything over. I swear to baphomet if they start paying people to go into public libraries and put flyers in the middle of random books because we've all decided we need a break from this capitalist hellscape, they're going to find that librarians make Luigi look like a bunny.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"After talluing the votes, the Kremlin party remains in total control. Out of the 147,637 residents in Lipetsk Oblast, 152,843 voted for the Kremlin. Of the 545,453 residents in Novogorod oblast, 656,334 voted for the Kremlin." - Russian media
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎶Who let the dogs out?🎶 Kash Patel: "no, seriously that was my date!"
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump keeps talking about needing snipers and drone bases in DC. To defend against what? Oh, right, when he steals the election and the citizens unite to end fascism and march on Washington. He is preparing to murder more citizens to further enrich himself.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"He's got that dog in him" - describing Kash Patel
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who likes hot pickles and even hotter salsa?
A basket full of pickling cucumbers, jalapeno, banana and habanero peppers, next to another basket full of tomatoes.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You can only become a billionaire if you remove every shred of empathy in your soul.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: "well now that it affects my bottom line, we probably shouldn't blow up kids. Sometimes. Maybe... A little bit...."
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FBI: "don't date women ICE agents, they are only pretending so they can turn you in for commiting hate crimes" Me: "wait, shouldn't you be telling them not to commit hate crimes?" FBI: *whistles and walks away*
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
US govt: "over reliance on an AI system is why we committed war crimes and bombed all those kids in school" Also the US govt: "we can't regulate AI, that would be really bad for our position*!" *Of bombing kids and commiting war crimes
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nothing says free press like the president banning reporters from the Whitehouse because they dare to report on what he's doing. (And these news agencies will continue to play the "both sides" instead of learning a lesson about giving in to fascism.)
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vance better comb his hair before Patel thinks it's a Shih tzu and gives him some new hair gel.
JD Vance (real name James Donald Bowman) seen exiting an airplane with his hair looking very unkempt.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AI in advertising is killing photography and modeling businesses. Polydactyl hand models: "it's my time to shine!"
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I should get into the electronic gas station signage business, since all of them are going to need to be replaced to accommodate prices above $9.99 99/100
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: "no you can't use the company name as your password...... Because if we let people do that, half the staffs passwords would be the companies name..... Yes I am sure, because you aren't even the first person TODAY to ask why you can't do it...... No, putting a 1 at the end won't let you either."
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
User: "my account doesn't work!" Me: Did you follow the instructions? User: "of course I did" Me: Step 2 is to send an email to this address with your license info. I don't see that you did that. User: "well, no" Me: Do that User: "then what?" Me: "you do step 3" User: "why?" Me: 🤦‍♂️
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Goff just took a huge Chubb Go Bills!
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