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Boss-Poss

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Just another creature crawling about the great internet trash pile

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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Remember, you can't trust this man. Do not let him sway you. #fallout remakes and sequels are lies spoken with the ease of breathing.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I didn't even know it was the fourth yesterday until fireworks started going off. I was too busy playing white knuckle and sweating like a pig at a barbecue because I have a fear of heights and I decided to get into the fear of heights game.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The world's first trillionaire AND he's a ketamine addicted emotionally insecure fascist with a god complex? Teh Epic. Someone NEEDS to make a funko pop about this and then share it on reddit.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
In honor of pride month this year I decided to finally watch Iron Lung.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Remember the rules of business: Tomorrow never comes, the present is eternal, and the past is just over there and can be visited at any time, making it the new present. Planning ahead is a waste of time and pointless because success is like an eagle that chooses the most successful. Do cocaine.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
the next xbox will be called x: the everything box and it will do everything but anything you need it to
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
sorry im not trying to sound like a pervert but this boxart looks like Tony the tigers spreading my cheeks open. sorry. i cant help it. im not trying to put that image in anyone's head. theres just no other way to interpret it. im sorry
picture of a box of zucaritas (frosted flakes in latam), Tony the tigers is gripping the sides of the box??
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 06/05/2026
Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch
James McCloud starfoxDracula flow
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Holly @hollowtones.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
[LEANS IN UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE] BTW, since you asked so nicely, my dream Star Fox game visuals-wise would lean more into the old sci-fi pulp inspirations. Make them puppets. Give everything toy / model vignette feel. Like "Thunderbirds" or the old Star Wars movies pre-CGI.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Very funny to me that they gave a shout out to adventure but not assault in the #starfox direct considering the original controversy over the former and the fact that the latter was a response to the controversy and a return to form. I also like how the clip they showed from adventure was in 480p.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
If Spirit Airlines shuts down who will now punish mankind for the hubris of claiming of the sky? With God absent from his throne who will punish decency and hope? Will our world become one where a person can travel without suffering torment eternal? Dark days indeed.
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i love living in a big city but we do not get to have a neil the local troublemaking seal or similar and my life is poorer for it
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
every new doohickey guy in 2025: all right. I'll do it. AI waifu Jodie Foster with H cups: I love you, onii-san
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Congratulations to Kash Patel's girlfriend there truly are silver linings in any situation if you're willing to look for them.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I started using #blender to import stuff into voices of the void but now that I'm familiar with it I'm kind of addicted to just making shit. I'm out here turning cubes into funny guys and my precious time on earth into projects I won't finish.
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Patrick 📉 @thebestpatrick.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The reason nintendo won't make a straight up #starfox movie is that it WILL be incredibly popular and eventually they'll need to make a sequel and people will demand krystal be in it and the amount of horny art produced will break one of the seals of the apocalypse and start armageddon
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Bluesky might be dying or whatever but it'll never compare to the tumblr porn ban. Imagine seeing a slightly run down house and thinking the only way to fix it up is by dropping a nuclear warhead on it. Then getting upset and confused when everyone nearby complains.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I was worried about how the live action one piece show was going to handle chopper and it was mostly fine. His little guy and actual deer forms are fine and don't look too uncanny but his big buff form is what my friend calls "the brown grinch" and I have to agree. I do not care for it.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
You watch the one piece live action show because it's a faithful adaption to a storied franchise. I watch the one piece live action show because I want to see the fuckass ugly muppet snail telephones that only get more hideous the longer the show continues.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The thing about Marathon is that I like the art style. It's very utilitarian manufactured ugly and it's garish and almost seems like it's not made for humans. It's just a real shame it's joined at the hip to a pvp focused $40 extraction shooter made by the people who remove content from their games.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This one actually made me think and took me way too long to sort out my9games.com
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
What do you mean they're making more #pokemon? Isn't 150 of them little buggers enough?
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The next #xbox will come with an in-built AI assistant that will take off her top and pretend to give you footjobs if you pay for an xbox live gold subscription. Every time you buy a game digitally through the marketplace for $70+ she will call you daddy.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You want to play Caves of Qud. You want to think you're making an overpowered god character and then get humbled in ways you cannot imagine. You want to experience one of the most insane and unique RPGs that's ever been made. Go into the cave. Go into the cave. Go into the cave. #cavesofqud
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Caves of Qud
a photoshopped parody of a zoo sign. There's a photo of a mischievous looking chimpanzee's face in the bottom right. The sign now reads:

If you're standing here
you might get
SHOT!

HOW? 
The orangutans have a gun in their enclosure 

WHY?

funy
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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
Photo of a fairly generic modern bathroom with a shower/tub combo, a toilet, a sink, a mirror, and a demonic entity coming out of the mirror
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_tc @tcmx3.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
They still can cook on X The Everything App
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The CEO (particularly the American regional variant) is a type of invertebrate known primarily for its tendency to hoard resources and its lack of survival instinct. It is completely unable to conceptualize being alive and its nervous system has atrophied to the point it barely functions.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
#deadlock needs a rat character so bad it literally takes place in New York how was that not priority number one? Also he should talk like an italian mobster and say "cheesed to meet ya" when he activates his ult. The world needs this.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
All right, I'm convinced. NFTs are the future. All my money going into those immediately. No regrets. Maybe I'll try some crypto too. That seems to be in a good place.
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Does anyone even still play #overwatch anymore or do they just jerk off to the endless ocean of porn it has provided?
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It turns out that when every day is another wonderful secret, those secrets start piling up and eventually the pile gets too big to not notice.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
Screenshot of when Adobe tried to act friendly and start an account here. Everyone yelled at them making them delete and @senabryer.com posted “not you. Take CURSE OF RA” followed by a series of cryptic/magical images
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It's insane that Epstein was behind so much heinous, awful shit that it boggles the mind and then you find out he types like a wine drunk aunt who just got hit in the eye with softball. Sorry, a wun e drumkk; . ant whoi got hitt w/, s softbal .
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Following his demotion, the US government has taken away Greg Bovino's platform shoes, causing him to lose several, very vital inches and leaving him susceptible to predation by ants and cockroaches. He is currently clinging to a floating dandelion but it is descending rapidly towards the ground.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.
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Josh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Reposting this for no particular reason
Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The democrats have bravely refused to acknowledge the recent gestapo execution of a citizen in the street so as not to distract themselves from the true issue tearing down america: the gestapo not getting enough money. Once they are sated, surely, they will stop.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I've been playing a lot of #soulframe and I have to keep reminding myself it's still an alpha play test. There isn't a ton of story content but the combat is so damn fun that I just keep running the faction grind quests on repeat. That's how you know it's a banger.
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
That feeling when you take the shieldbreaker from the enemy wardens and then proceed to shatter their keep in #highguard
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
warrior cop @wyatt_privilege
Lol the same executive at nbc
greenlit fear factor and the apprentice, setting an unbelievable sequence of events in motion
1/28/22
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Bro got a pity award lol what a fucking loser
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Boss-Poss @boss-poss.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
$took $a $fat $shit $this $morn $and $it $was $so $nasty $it $made $me $think $of $the $ppl $who $trade $tocks $for $a $job $loser $fckrs.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/01/2026
lol owned
Grant Gustin grave meme the headstone has gilbert on it grants head has been replaced with Garfield
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