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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.
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Al Swearengen @al-swearengen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump got convicted for 34 counts with Blanche as his lawyer.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 10/09/2026
In response to today’s Nintendo Direct, Sony has announced -1 video games.
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Snarky McSnarkerson @dr0923.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why does he continue to insist on waking up?
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 31/08/2026
what do we want!!! less war!!! when do we want it!!! booooobs!!!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/08/2026
David Attenborough Admits To Exaggerating Wonder Of Seals theonion.com/david-attenborough-adm…
David Attenborough Admits To Exaggerating Wonder Of Seals
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 21/08/2026
PSA: A heads up for those (kindly) supporting us with game purchases today: 1. Kiln and Keeper are getting permanent price changes soon! 2. All our games on Steam are getting international price adjustment reviews! 3. It's Psychonauts 2's birthday next week, which means a sale!
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
would someone selling a t-rex be considered a small arms dealer
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
as hilarious as Zork is, this was niggling in the back of my head and I didn't realize why until a second later
the infamous "she her, they them, cool hat" mug trio but I stuck it over the first three characters
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
look at least Steve Ballmer cares about his team all these other rule following mfers luxuriating in the glory of anti market systems they institute
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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When I was a kid I used to ask the Netscape search engine to give me the information I wanted in the most polite way I could think because I thought it would be more inclined to give me the information I wanted.
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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It is true. All my friends and I constantly talk about how much we hate to see very attractive people naked.
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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Extremely beside the point but his nickname became Can't Play Him Kanter after his coach visibly said that about him during a playoff game. There is no reason to believe that wouldn't also be true in this right wing fantasy
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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Where I live they're legal if they can't go over 30 mph. A few months back a kid killed a man with one. I regularly see kids do incredibly stupid shit on them. I have no idea why everyone thinks it is a good idea to give 13 year olds underpowered motorcycles.
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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Leftist extremist we should all be afraid of
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andrea shea @whattheshea.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
me to my slack chat about this video:
A screenshot of messages that read “By the way, if any of you is ever like "oh this is repeated content I shouldn't post this again"
NO SUCH THING WITH THIS VIDEO
POST IT EVERY TIME”
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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When given a choice I play as women in video games but avoid the embarrassing sexualized skins. But if Fire Emblem is only going to give me options of 2 embarrassing sexualized characters then I might as well go for broke...
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
This rhetoric is ideal for listeners who believe trans women are an issue that they're supposed to care about, but don't actually have any real-world experience with them. The hypothetical trans girl who's supposedly causing all this trouble in the WNBA is the perfect tool for the conservative movement. She can't fight back, she can't disprove anyone's assumptions, and she can't garner sympathy when she's the target of hate. The perfect trans girl is the one who only exists in the imagination of the loudest cis people. Her monstrousness, the need to "protect young girls in a locker room" from her, gives them permission to enact policies that in reality only harm the anonymous girls, cis and trans, who want to play sports without the invasive scrutiny of gender-obsessed adults.
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Scare-o-lyn Petit @carolynmichelle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
TRANS KIDS BELONG!!! ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻
Minnesota Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve wearing a shirt that says Trans Kids Belong at today’s game.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
reuters: 

Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Elder Scrolls
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Always very strange to see a professional basketball player coded as “super tiny guy” next to actual normal sized people
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Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A Democratic president is going to end the war at some point after January 2029 and get absolutely assailed by the mainstream press over it.
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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@mikedrucker.bsky.social Just finished your piece in Game Informer, I enjoyed it quite a bit. You are obviously a very funny person talking to some famously very funny people, when interviewing them did you try to make them laugh throughout?
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
They're so mad that other people have actual talent
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England still has the world darts champion and that’s all that matters
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thinking how at the end of the Star Wars trilogy an entire galaxy celebrates the death of the emperor without a finger wagging coda where a sad-eyed long haired scold in bespoke clothing warns that this reduces everyone to the same level as the genocidal tyrant who got tossed into a laser shaft.
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Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I didn't agree with everything Lindsey Graham did. And now he's in hell.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I've decided to be a better person and no longer wish for Lindsey Graham to die.
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mitch is a master strategist to the bitter end
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
what a crazy twist to get us all talking about mitch mcconnell and then pull this??
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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is why you don't score on Argentina
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
no idea what the facts are but iran should take credit for this
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
My cousin keeps trying to set me up with a woman from his gym and he asked me whats most important in a woman and i said kindness and immediately went nah i mean do you like big tits. I said kindness is the biggest tit of all
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What’s his Bluesky handle
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Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Maine Character Syndrome
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Tater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 07/07/2026
John Roberts speaking
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Congratulations to VAR on overcoming Egypt and reaching the Wc quarterfinals
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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I didn't watch this show until much later, but they explained what the ending meant earlier that season, wich a discussion about how when you die it just goes black. After watching the finale I was shocked that people thought the ending was ambiguous
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Egypt was playing against FIFA, they never had a chance
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I just wish they could have embraced this win the way America would have, with a quiet dignity
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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Absolute brain dead take. Even if he didn't interfere (which I doubt he actually did) he would still take credit for his success. Do the Knicks not get to celebrate their championship because the big wet baby made a Finals game about him as well as their championship?
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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Dammit Nintendo, why must you always be the most evil of the 3?!?
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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I've seen Brazil score two goals by doing a throw in about 40 yards where they should have and that's more than enough for me to root for the tall Neanderthal's team (although there has never been a greater milkshake duck candidate than him)
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