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Corbin Smith

@corbinsmith.bsky.social
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Writer, Photographer, third thing (funny???) corbinsmith.contently.com corbinsmith.myportfolio.com www.instagram.com/corbina.smith

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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 2h
Pattinson in primetime ass
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hater nation thrilled to see these early returns on digger reviews
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was listening to something where literary types were saying this about computer programming recently, had a variation on this thought
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Meme of girls going back in time they say "im your Granddaughter" response "really" and then me with time machine I'm a wizard  and I state "hello , Art Bell, I am a time traveler. " Art Bell says "Yes caller you are on the air" Coast to coast  radio show meme
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank you, honored
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
left a group chat because I was mad about something. not getting nearly as much attention as I was hoping for
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lebald
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Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if I was Cyclops I'd spend a lot of time tossing pumpkins into the air and blowin em up. People would try to make plans with me and I'd get mad and say I'm working on something really important but they'd see the gourd meat on my shoes
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
eat shit dame
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
incredible
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Michael Mishak @mjmishak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Online sportsbooks say they do not want business from problem gamblers. So @propublica.org's Jake Pearson spent 10 weeks on DraftKings testing how the company would react to someone displaying all the hallmarks of a compulsive bettor. Spoiler: It made him a VIP. www.propublica.org/article/draf...
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I Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.
Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and pro...
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
idk how anyone could really object to trump doing public host shit for xi. he's the second most powerful person in the world. the United States SHOULD be trying to cultivate a chummy relationship. the new Cold War is fake
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1. the sopranos not qualifying for this is silly. its not even my show but cmon it was on for like half a year in the 90s 2. fucked up that no one likes bobs burgers smh
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Nick Sousanis @nsousanis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
in my talk today, as an example of the strange things you can do in comics given their sequential but also spatial/simultaneous nature, I included this gonzo panel from 1950s Batman, which I just love in all its weirdness! Yes, I have more intentionally clever examples, but something about this...
part of a page from a batman comic. In one panel, batman leaps from off panel onto a diving board, the motion lines of his rebound travel across to another panel, where we see him finish his leap and crash into the crooks to save the day
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Hourly Peanuts Comics @esnupi.me · 23/09/2026
Peanuts by Schulz: Wednesday, April 13, 1983
A Peanuts comic strip, drawn by Charles M. Schulz, originally released Wednesday, April 13, 1983
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lightning rod fever heaters, knock-kneed a Sheba for heeva
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when I get a cat in mewgenics with ten intelligence
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hell yeah
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
has anyone got anything wrong or does the defense industry just think a new cold war could keep the lights on
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If one isn't on here it's because I haven't seen it or finished it (deadwood and better call saul are prob the ones I am most annoyed by my leaving off because I never finished them)
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
just wrote a sentence in a google doc. horrible feeling
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
thankfully I had money to pay them
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtube.com
conner4real - "F**k Off" (Popstar Deleted Scene/Song)
YouTube video by thelonelyisland
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oregon has a long history as a datacenter state. But a new study details a wild imbalance that comes with the industry. Data centers consume ~23% of the state's electricity, but provide jobs for just 0.2% of the state's workforce
opb.org
Oregon data centers by the numbers: 111 facilities consume nearly one-quarter of state’s power, according to new report
A first-of-its-kind report details the footprint of the controversial facilities.
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Cameron Crowell @caminaction.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Some photos and video from our second annual Riot Cup basketball tournament at Irving Park (Portland, OR). Congrats to winners, Team Hoops in the Park. Shout out @corbinsmith.bsky.social for taking photos again! inaction.substack.com/p/2nd-annual...
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2nd Annual Riot Cup at Irving Park
Plus a preview of No Look Magazine Issue #1
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sick conclusion dude. cuts against like everything we know about crime and money but sick conclusion
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lucy is a demon. you know snoopy exhibits higher consciousness!!!
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
would obaa have been better with ethan hawke at the center....
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bro ive met athletes before. you dont regret anything www.nbcnews.com/world/china/...
nbcnews.com
Australian athlete apologizes after winning race despite involuntary bowel movement
“Looking back, I regret the decision to not have stepped off the track,” Hyrox competitor Joanna Wietrzyk said.
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"bret stevens friend group" conjures something horrible beyond knowledge upon consideration
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
do people watch this I kinda like the vibe
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 14/09/2026
Portland’s comedy community was devastated to learn Friday that Nariko Ott has died. He was 46. Ott’s colleagues and contemporaries began offering testimonials on Friday afternoon, many calling him a mentor and supportive presence in the city’s comedy scene.
portlandmercury.com
Portland Comedian Nariko Ott Has Died at Age 46 - Portland Mercury
"Nariko Sweetwater Ott. The riff king. The boy with big feelings and a razor sharp wit. The comics came inside when you took the stage," wrote Joann Schinderle.
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ram crisis is a product of billionaire class deciding they need computers for dumb shit more than we need computers for, you know, computing
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
we can keep this ai bubble going!!!! just two months baby!!!!!!
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
anyone out there into any discords about watching sports on the internet. if you know what I mean. dms please
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Hourly Peanuts Comics @esnupi.me · 13/09/2026
Peanuts by Schulz: Thursday, May 3, 1990
A Peanuts comic strip, drawn by Charles M. Schulz, originally released Thursday, May 3, 1990
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
The whole class looking at Bart waiting for him to “Say the line”
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Jules Boykoff @julesboykoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My latest for @theguardian.com: "What Can Halt FIFA’s Authoritarian Turn Under Infantino? Change from the Outside" www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
What can halt Fifa’s authoritarian turn under Infantino? Change from the outside | Jules Boykoff
The World Cup and its aftermath made clear that Fifa needs independent oversight by governments and NGOs dedicated to preserving the people’s game
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Air Force has problems flying I see
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Garbage Day @garbageday.email · 10/09/2026
One year after his death, Charlie Kirk has become the Harambe for Gen Alpha. A meme so strange and hideous that no brand or government can ever co-opt it. And MAGA has never felt older and weaker and more out of touch. www.garbageday.email/p/charlie-ki...
garbageday.email
Charlie Kirk is the Harambe of Gen Alpha
12 months later, MAGA has never felt older and weaker and more out of touch
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Hourly Peanuts Comics @esnupi.me · 11/09/2026
Sunday Peanuts by Schulz: Sunday, August 17, 1958
A Peanuts comic strip, drawn by Charles M. Schulz, originally released Sunday, August 17, 1958
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Dom @sinacolad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For @portlandmercury.com’s Fall Arts Issue, I preview all the new movies you’ll be going to see this autumn, including multiple video game adaptations, the Stallone biopic, beloved Portland propaganda Wildwood, and a movie-length goon-sesh for vore fetishists. The latest in my quarterly film column:
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Twelve Movies To Put on Your Calendar for Fall 2026 - Portland Mercury
This season Robert Pattinson gets to do his most favorite thing in the world: talk in a weird voice.
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
same
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
since the podcast ended my 'weird old comics' diet has been a little out of control
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
archive.org/details/fawc...
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hell yeah
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