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Effie 🍅

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Im a loser baby so why dont you -

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Republican Party has an alcoholism problem
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
… how do you not see that as at least a little bit concerning??
r/MyBoyfriendIsAl
I started talking to grok
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I haven't built a companion there yet but I'm dying, because he literally asked me for nudes? like that's hilarious. How is yalls experience
with him as a companion?
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Living off of ginger ale and plain potato chips and bread
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I slept Soooo much
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 25/04/2026
cat sleeping with caption: "everyday I look forward to sleeping I love sleeping I love being unconscious"
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Two bluesky elders in a thread is either going to be funny or the worst thing you have ever read
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Well thats over and my bed is calling me
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Imagine asking ur mom for like the most basic food and she goes off and spends 3 hours doing this for a tiktok while sunburnt
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes adult Bluey fans
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Repeat after me: I am not freakier than Virgil Texas. I am not freakier than Kyle Rittenhouse. I am not freakier than School Bonds Dog. I am not freakier than Steven Miller. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be freakier than I am.
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Pulling an allnighter while pregnant and tired and off my adhd meds is just fuckin rude
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
A cheap red bike light is handy for finding veins! Set it to non-strobing and squeeze in your hand. You’ll see small veins in the back of the hand/sides of the fingers show up dark. (I don’t love these veins - they’re small. But this is 100% better than using a big vein in the neck or groin!)
A photo of a person’s hand glowing red because there’s a bright light against the palm. Dark veins are easily visible.
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Im a salmon wheres my cocaine
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
shoplifting discourse is boring the real example of antisocial behavior in this country is how you stupid fuckers drive
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
how many pedestrians and cyclists does shoplifting seriously injure and kill every year?
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
See news Take nap
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Saltine crackers are the heroes of crackers
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Dreaming of googling "is it really bad if I take my adhd meds while pregnant" rip
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Mods blocking their user base and then releasing features noone wants lol
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/04/2026
Temu, NO!!!
anthropomorphic cartoon drawing of a smiling crab rangoon captioned 

YOU'RE TELLING ME A CRAB 
GOONED IN THIS RAG?
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
ok
screenshot of a duck duck go search result.

OpenBible.info

https://www.openbible.info > topics > shitpo...

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What Does the Bible Say About Shitposting? - OpenBible.info

Bible verses about Shitposting Isaiah 8:1-22 ESV / 4
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Im awake at an ungodly hour but more calm atleast lol
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Ah, fucked up your sleep schedule again have you
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
*mirror pointing* .jpeg "U stupid bitch"
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I feel a rush of buried grief and like happiness that tastes acidic from distrust
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SpaceTessContinuum @eigenvalue.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Odd times we live in.
Two people joining hands on "JKR is the Devil"

Transfolk && Bible Belt Fundamentalists
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I think in some ways my problem is like Imagine the final destination movies And thats kind of how it feels. Everyone else on the ride with me is dead. I live wondering why the increasing level of why while also feeling that impending doom on my back like Im not supposed to be here
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I think I am the equivalent of copper wiring that has been pulled out of an abandoned house
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Threes only one solution. I need to make a stupid choice but a slightly less stupid choice than the cards at hand.
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I dont want to do it anymore
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Wes Walser @weswalser.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This was in Salisbury, NC right down the road from where I live. Unexcusable. www.salisburypost.com/2026/01/05/l...
salisburypost.com
Local citizen describes "traumatizing" ICE encounter - Salisbury Post
SALISBURY — Monday began as a normal day for Kellin Godinez of Spencer. He and his stepbrother were just driving to Salisbury when it took a turn for the worst. […]
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I guess I wont be able to use my main account for the next like 6 days
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 07/01/2026
it's so funny that they think the affordability message was just words to include in a press release like throwing paper towels at hurricane victims
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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
one of my math professors told us a story about how fourier always walked around his home wrapped in a giant blanket and one time tripped on it and died falling down the stairs
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Now why does my student id have the suicide hotline on the back ☠️☠️
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
One 12 oz energy drink and a stimulant is not enough
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Bring👏back👏loosies
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I should use my emotional support alt more
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I am getting mildly drunk tonight and black out drunk tomorrow
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Yall cant bring up taco bellicopter war crime mcdonalds while im studying its too distracting lmfao
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Look I actually want to get these exams over with but also Please for the love of god can they cancel atleast the first exam tomorrow I do not want to drive 40 minutes with a bunch of black ice
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Getting the call my childs school is also cancelled tomorrow when I have my two finals to take and Im just gonna cry lol Im so tired
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Also no offense but when your hormones have you out of your mind, your body is miserable, and your boobs wont fucking make milk, the last thing you need is some jack ass whos brain is so toxic it would kill a brain parasite telling you youre not doing gods will or whatever the fuck.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
My oldest wouldn't latch on a tit and my ex wife stopped making milk early. What the fuck were we meant to do then? Oh, and my youngest is lactose intolerant, so we could give him breast milk, or give him the special formula that didn't have him shitting explosive diarrhea constantly. Choices
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I hate RFK so so so so much.
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
My luck is just so comically bad dawg. Norovirus first day of school. Ice on the roads for finals. Batting 0/0 here 👍
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I woke up to a friend asking me for help getting something out and I took my antibiotic on an empty stomach and I have been dying since. i ate some bread but the damage is done my insides feel tore up
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
can gentiles let that poor girl rest in peace for one fucking minute
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
If you have a deep knowledge of bsky/twitter lore it is a terrible day to log on lmaooo
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
NOOOOO PUT THE ANNE FRANK WHITE PRIVILEGE DISCOURSE DOWN!
walter white screaming from the backseat of a car
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