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Effie 🍅

@booeffie.bsky.social
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Im a loser baby so why dont you -

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Republican Party has an alcoholism problem
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
… how do you not see that as at least a little bit concerning??
r/MyBoyfriendIsAl
I started talking to grok
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I haven't built a companion there yet but I'm dying, because he literally asked me for nudes? like that's hilarious. How is yalls experience
with him as a companion?
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Living off of ginger ale and plain potato chips and bread
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I slept Soooo much
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 25/04/2026
cat sleeping with caption: "everyday I look forward to sleeping I love sleeping I love being unconscious"
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Zero in between
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Two bluesky elders in a thread is either going to be funny or the worst thing you have ever read
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Well thats over and my bed is calling me
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Reminds me of that one where the kid asked for a pb&j and then-
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Imagine asking ur mom for like the most basic food and she goes off and spends 3 hours doing this for a tiktok while sunburnt
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes adult Bluey fans
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Repeat after me: I am not freakier than Virgil Texas. I am not freakier than Kyle Rittenhouse. I am not freakier than School Bonds Dog. I am not freakier than Steven Miller. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be freakier than I am.
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Cant even chug a redbull to get through it Im mad
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Pulling an allnighter while pregnant and tired and off my adhd meds is just fuckin rude
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Damnit jerry i insulted your edit job and now its not in grid format anymore 😭😭😭😭
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Could have atleast mspainted it yellow
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
U should have covered the poster in the second image smh
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
What an interesting way to interpret that copypasta
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
A cheap red bike light is handy for finding veins! Set it to non-strobing and squeeze in your hand. You’ll see small veins in the back of the hand/sides of the fingers show up dark. (I don’t love these veins - they’re small. But this is 100% better than using a big vein in the neck or groin!)
A photo of a person’s hand glowing red because there’s a bright light against the palm. Dark veins are easily visible.
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Im a salmon wheres my cocaine
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
shoplifting discourse is boring the real example of antisocial behavior in this country is how you stupid fuckers drive
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
how many pedestrians and cyclists does shoplifting seriously injure and kill every year?
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
See news Take nap
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
See I would not have guessed that
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Ok but what was it in reply to lmaooo
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Saltine crackers are the heroes of crackers
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Dreaming of googling "is it really bad if I take my adhd meds while pregnant" rip
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Mods blocking their user base and then releasing features noone wants lol
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Jerry posting a long cat gets u on the most blocked list we learned this
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/04/2026
Temu, NO!!!
anthropomorphic cartoon drawing of a smiling crab rangoon captioned 

YOU'RE TELLING ME A CRAB 
GOONED IN THIS RAG?
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Its like seeing duke energy commercials Bruh why are you showing me an ad where else am I gonna go
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Y
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
ok
screenshot of a duck duck go search result.

OpenBible.info

https://www.openbible.info > topics > shitpo...

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What Does the Bible Say About Shitposting? - OpenBible.info

Bible verses about Shitposting Isaiah 8:1-22 ESV / 4
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Im awake at an ungodly hour but more calm atleast lol
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Ah, fucked up your sleep schedule again have you
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Im cancelling my data plan
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
*mirror pointing* .jpeg "U stupid bitch"
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Lol life is so fucking stupid just absolutely a joke fuck
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Idk if this is right idk idk idfk
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I feel a rush of buried grief and like happiness that tastes acidic from distrust
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SpaceTessContinuum @eigenvalue.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Odd times we live in.
Two people joining hands on "JKR is the Devil"

Transfolk && Bible Belt Fundamentalists
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Имфао
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Кто-то же должен это сделать!
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Это я, Россия, заставляю людей смеяться над этим чудаком.
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Wtaf ?!
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
(not trying to be weird but also ???? IM CONFUSED I even went into my moderation settings to double check I didnt hit a button or something)
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Literally on my alt confused as fuck lmao
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I think in some ways my problem is like Imagine the final destination movies And thats kind of how it feels. Everyone else on the ride with me is dead. I live wondering why the increasing level of why while also feeling that impending doom on my back like Im not supposed to be here
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Scraps being useful (maybe?)
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Effie 🍅 @booeffie.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I think I am the equivalent of copper wiring that has been pulled out of an abandoned house
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