Reposted by becca
Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office
![Tweet from atrophy wife 🎀 (@zuza_real):
Y'all still follow Jonathan Swift? The man who literally supports eating babies?
(some time later)
Obviously the whole time I knew he was joking but it's still not okay. Here's why [1/20]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreicdipjn4fyrvxkv75lf2mnfnj7p55ofbo7y36ghxj5zqe6ruml77a)
