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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait til they meet the fathers!
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Movin house and happened upon a @crannyboy.bsky.social sticker hmm
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(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ostentatiously counting out thirteen fresh $1 trump coins for the blue-haired barista, smug satisfaction on my face. oh are you triggered? i say. sir, a small coffee is *seventeen* dollars, she says. lol, i say, lmao. let me hit an atm real quick and ill be back. youre going to be so mad lol
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/08/2026
Warren Zevon, with speech bubble pointing to quoted post
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
how neutral we all are
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
bravo
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 19/07/2026
charlie kirk soccer ball
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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
🎶 diarrhea was once constipation diarrhea was once constipation why did constipation turn to squirts? agri business, fuck, it hurts!
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Goodfellas, Ohio edition
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You’re not crazy. Big Pharma IS preventing you from drinking fish milk. Haggerty has the story! youtu.be/eBT4MY7q8ZY
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Mephistolist @mephistolist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So many good memes this week.
A play on an infamous meme where a guy with his girlfriend looks back at another girl walking by as his girlfriends looks at him very jealously. In this case, the guy is the grim reaper, his girlfriend is Mitch McConnell and the girl walking by is Lindsey Graham.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Blew my mind that she answered the question of "is there anything you would have done differently if you were president?" With "no"
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This bolter is too narrow and it annoys me
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Opening night at the new bar baby
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
nick fuentes talks a pretty big game for a guy i could comfortably bench three of
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
one young rich republican did let us know that when he's "had enough" and "needs to get away from the world for an hour" he goes home and makes himself an aperol spritz though
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
charlie kirk wasn't at the big rich republican "policy forum" event my company bartends this year
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Had a strange dream last night. A couple of cool teenagers were giving me a hard time about my belt, which they claimed was a belt Michael Jackson fans wore. So I sat them down by the fire and told them how Michael Jackson fans got me banned on Twitter. Very specific dream idk man. Whats up w/ that
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I dont think its programmed to give up
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is cool 😎
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 09/06/2026
HOW BIKERS EAT THERE SKETTY

picture of a biker eating spaghetti like its bike handlebars
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/06/2026
‘Victens Wemponyaga’ Begins Promising Kendrick Perkins Sentence
‘Victens Wemponyaga’ Begins Promising Kendrick Perkins Sentence
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
What do you think of this though papa (malort free)
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Anti-cheers mate
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Probly not malort
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Chicago's pretty cool but idk about that malort
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I did it i went 82-0
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
How the heck
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
brilliant
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 23/05/2026
kamala harris “do not cum” meme, but joe biden is behind her and he says “uhh, too late kamala mama!”
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
the only people I want to have a more capitalistic mindset are those monks that make chartreuse. get on it fellas
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Menu for next week's party I guess. I'm still fuckin with the bijou it seems hard to balance without real chartreuse
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Honestly I rarely have a burrito at hand. Maybe thats the problem
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Back in my recruiting days I remember a guy's LinkedIn profile that just talked about the best burrito nearby each of his jobs instead of what he did at them. Anyway it sucks when I think about that because I dont always have a burrito at hand
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A rare achievement for a rare boy
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My leg was falling asleep
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/05/2026
Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have bit.ly/3RjdlH1
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Now thats a candidate
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I wish it was more of a blue but I refuse to use blue curacao
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I completely forgot about the berry and fizzy part for the last one. Shit. Focused too much on the mouth numbing aspect
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The Blazing Bloody Jack is rum with Ancho Reyes, demerara syrup, lime juice, and muddled cherries. The Joker's Sky is Empress Indigo Gin, lemon, simple, and egg whites. Just a gin fizz with the fancy gin. The Salubra Slinger is a Sichuan Grapefruit Cordial with Mezcal and lime
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Im having a lot of fun trying to come up with recipes that fit the descriptions in a dnd campaign
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It is frustrating isnt it
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
What a fun little guy
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Two balls down
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Dr. Bonertron @bonertron.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
But I dont WANT apple tv :(
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