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i've been on the internet for too much of my life ⚔️ crj forever 🌈 nyc

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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 15h
something very funny about seeing an ad for lcd soundsystem in the subway whilst listening to ‘new york i love you but you’re bringing me down’
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i do not have a hot take about digger i think but burn gorman’s entire bit/payoff was a delight for me specifically
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
she did it!!! she announced 8 more tracks!! this is how i want to go: buried under a pile of crj tracks
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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 06/10/2026
carly rae jepsen would NEVER date justin trudeau or kill a nun with bad vibes and that’s not why we love her but i think it should count for something
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
remembered about OHNY tickets at 12:01 pm 🫠
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I had gotten hit by a car to get this photo it would have been worth it
A man in a black helmet and khaki motorcycle gear rides his motorcycle down a street in Manhattan. In the motorcycle’s sidecar, a dog that looks like a heeler mix stands at attention with his front paws up on the front of the sidecar, his eyes protected by a set of khaki motorcycle goggles. The dog is wearing a harness that sort of looks like a biker vest. He appears to be having the time of his life.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i finally did it, after over 7 years my tiktok algorithm finally drove me to delete the app
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can’t believe i saw boygenius and carly rae jepsen in the same weekend, it’s 2023 all over again
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yes i’m bragging
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a second boygenius hit the barclays center, more concerts should be phone free, phoebe bridgers is so cathartic ahhhhhhh i’m dead!!!
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sometimes i’m still that kid that got involved in online communities in 2007/8
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i do not like fall because the cold and the days getting shorter amplifies every little bit of sadness inside me and i am right for that
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
happy fat bear week to all who celebrate explore.org/fat-bear-week
explore.org
Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
can’t believe carly blessed with a double album and there are still side B rumors 😭 queen
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen album release day is a very important holiday for a certain type of late 30s-early 40s white guy. Please be respectful of their religious practices today
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i'M RIGHT!!!
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
going to a carly rae jepsen themed drag show might’ve been my best decision of this week
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 17/09/2026
New cat just dropped. Landed on its feet, it’s fine.
nationalgeographic.com
Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how many times can i inform people about the "ai doomerism from a sex cult based on a harry potter fanfiction" today? it's not been zero
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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this really makes my heart sing
gothamist.com
Hyperlocal New York City publications are having a moment
A shrinking media ecosystem has paved the way for individual creators to start their own newsletters.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 17/09/2026
NEW: We spent months investigating a little-known media startup called Brown Brothers Media, which buys legit news sites and turns them into AI-powered zombie content farms What blew my mind was its traffic -- it appears to be getting more readers than NPR or CBS News futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
How Three Brothers Built an AI Slop Empire by Buying Legitimate News Sites and Turning Them Into Zombie Content Farms That They Say Get 50 Million Page Views per Month
Brown Brothers Media is a media empire raking in millions of clicks with AI, fake writers, and plagiarism.
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
in case you didn't know, ed sheeran has already planned his next five albums, including a posthumous album called 'eject' wonder if he counted the death of his career

Play
A triangle outline and the album's title displayed in white text over a pink background
Standard edition cover
Studio album by Ed Sheeran
Released	12 September 2025
Genre	Pop
Length	44:38
Languages	
EnglishPunjabiPersianHindi
Labels	
Gingerbread Man Atlantic
Producers	
Ed Sheeran Elvira Anderfjärd Louis Bell Jo Caleb Cirkut Kyle Evans Omer Fedi Fred David Hodges Ilya Savan Kotecha Johnny Leslie Steve Mac Johnny McDaid P2J Santan Dave Blake Slatkin Andrew Watt
Ed Sheeran chronology
+−=÷× (Tour Collection)
(2024)	Play
(2025)	 
Singles from Play
"Azizam"
Released: 4 April 2025
"Old Phone"
Released: 1 May 2025
"Sapphire"
Released: 5 June 2025
"A Little More"
Released: 7 August 2025
"Camera"
Released: 12 September 2025
"Symmetry"
Released: 17 October 2025
Play (also stylized as "►" or "▻") is the eighth studio album by English singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran.[1] It was released on 12 September 2025, through Gingerbread Man Records and Atlantic Records.[2] It is the first of Sheeran's planned pentalogy of albums titled after media control symbols, with Pause, Fast Forward, Rewind, and Stop to follow.[3] There is a sixth, Eject, which Sheeran stated he would like to be posthumously released on the day he dies.[4]
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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 15/09/2026
The problem is that "while you weren't looking the tech industry was comprehensively taken over by a cult based around a piece of Harry Potter fanfic" is self-evidently an absolutely ridiculous claim that can't possibly have happened, which is a real problem given that it 100% did happen.
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
matthew rhys sweep!! widows bay sweep!!
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
mariska hargitay is a great awards show host honestly anyone who does every brilliant thing can host (should host something)
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
nbc might've bleeped john mulaney talking about dj khaled not eating pussy (cowards) but it's culturally ingrained regardless
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hell yeah stephen root emmys win widows bay emmys sweep incoming!!!!
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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Max Read @maxread.info · 10/09/2026
one takeaway i had from working in digital media in the 2010s was that it's pretty bad for your brain and your understanding of your career/the world when your industry becomes the main subject of twitter and twitter becomes the main context for your industry. also bad for the industry overall
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the lofi chill beats to work to to white noise pipeline has spit me out at 12 hour long 432hz youtube video for background noise (things are going great)
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
chefskiss.jpg
It isn't clear why the company's board made this decision now. One person speculated that the timing may have something to do with Mullenweg's annual trip to the Burning Man festival, after which he tends to return
"with ideas." This year's festival ended on
September 7.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/09/2026
7 a.m. I wake up and get stabbed. 8 a.m. I go to my corner bodega for a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese. On the way, I get mugged. 9 a.m. I get on the subway and immediately get murdered. buff.ly/puREmHa
mcsweeneys.net
A Day in the Life of a New Yorker, According to My Fox News-Watching Florida Family Members
7 a.m. I wake up and get stabbed.
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
never has the cut posted something more nonsense targeted directly to me
thecut.com
Did Carly Rae Jepsen Name Her Baby After Heated Rivalry?
“Maybe, not maybe.”
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
there's a teaser trailer and everything youtube.com/watch?v=GGJSRFWALTI&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com
You Can See Everything | Official Teaser HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
how is this real
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the grad school equivalent of feeling old because I remember 9/11 is feeling old because I was already working during the cambridge analytica scandal
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
first day back at grad school, i swear the freshmen get younger every year
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/09/2026
it's a very old rule of moderated digital spaces that you need an "i know it when i see it" clause for harassment or else bad actors will aggressively toe the line without ever technically going over. that's why i don't think the "why cant you give me an exact definition" replies will go anywhere
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 02/09/2026
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
is the grim reaper fucking drunk or what
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Metropolitan Transportation Authority @mta.info · 24/08/2026
Feeling nostalgic 👾💾
Big fan of public transit thanks for riding with us Stand clear of the closing doorsTrain bus
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anna ✨ @bold.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am simply too seated www.comicsbeat.com/hbo-max-dc-s...
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
another night in the city. the wailing sirens filled the air like malevolent spirits floating by. the job was rough, but i like rough. i’m a private eye. emphasis on private. lousy on the eye. but the spreadsheet person who just walked in with a hot case sure wasn’t
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