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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

breaking bad but it’s the zoloft kingpin of south portland

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Personally I’m Choosin’ Breakfast

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

sometimes I go to incognito mode youtube to watch flight of the conchords clips without fucking up my algorithm and man, these AI thumbnails are insane. is the median human being really watching this?

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Chris Conaton @conatonc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A familiar story for anyone who follows @volts.wtf. “The Chronicle spoke to more than half a dozen grid experts…to try to understand why Texas’s notoriously unreliable grid had a remarkably reliable summer. The answer was unanimous: solar panels and batteries.”

houstonchronicle.com

Texas shattered energy demand records this summer. Here's why the grid held up.

Texas repeatedly broke electricity demand records this summer, but ERCOT avoided emergencies as booming solar and battery capacity helped keep the grid stable.

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

do I have als or am I just falling for you

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

personally I think the best gilbhi is bark’s stationary townhouse

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

this mini wheat lookin kinda menacing, ngl

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

finally experiencing character growth (recognizing anxious-avoidant girlies *before* I catch feelings)

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i’m at the galleria dell’accademia in florence doing my favorite bit: every time we pass by a depiction of jesus i point and say “damn, that guy just can’t catch a break” everyone hates it

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

turning a big dial taht says "pretentious" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

introducing… the bideo! the bidet that shoots your butthole twice

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I really, really need to know what peg candy is. Wisconsin, explain yourself!

A sign for the candy aisle at a grocery store. The first entry reads “peg candy.”

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

lookin for a hunny to bunch my oats, any takers? cheerios!

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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time

a picture from the NY Post titled " today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

it’s like mama always said: you catch more flies with fly attractant than fly repellant

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I bet Einstein’s drag queen name would be Anus Mirabilis

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

even now, she's still teaching us

screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I have, ahem, a “rich inner life”

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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

the sickest part of Dark Knight Rises

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Loomin' Onion™ @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

pulled the video so you don't have to go to X we stan a towering queen who does not care for the antics of mediocre men

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

remember chicago pope? whatever happened to that guy

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’m trying to be better (twirling the spaghetti instead of cutting it)

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

join me, and together we will fist the galaxy with an iron rule

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

kafka drinking red bull, awaiting the inevitable

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

ISO my wife (48F) and I need a man to dress up as a giant baby and let us change his… oh. that’s not what polymarket is, you say? well. shit.

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

the RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS want to bring back STROKE!

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

finally, the Democratic party has a plan.

An email from Democrats.org that just says, "we're getting hammered"

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

songs for your empire to decline by

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 30/07/2026

our age of bros is collapsing

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/07/2026

not really surprised to learn that terminal stupidity and racism is the reason i can’t walk into a CVS and just buy a toothbrush without flagging down the one person who might be in the store dannykatch.substack.com/p/we-used-to...

dannykatch.substack.com

We used to be able to buy things in this country

Locking up toothpaste was a warning sign that our executive class was crazy

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

admitting to myself that this charli album will unfortunately be ass

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

everything is about gender except gender which is about abuse

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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

if you’re a tv writer and think you should do a musical episode, that’s the devil talking

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Rick Ellis @toomuchtvcom.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The movie "The Odyssey" is great. But if this was 1992, we would all be listening to the Bryan Adams power ballad hit "Making My Way to You (love theme from "The Odyssey")

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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 17/07/2026

you stupid mother fucker (markwayne not eugene) we tricked the entire world into sending their smartest hardest working people here and then tricked those same people into staying permanently instead of going back to their home country you are BLOWING UP OUR SPOT

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