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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 10h
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if I may
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my wife and I have a strictly mononymous marriage. that’s why we both changed our name to Prince
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it is also, shall we say, exposing the flaws of the letter of recommendation system for academia
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 29/09/2026
Muse Can See Everything
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this might have been bouncing around in your head for a bit
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
breaking bad but it’s the zoloft kingpin of south portland
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
full disclosure, my algorithm consists mostly of asmr girlies in their 30s who are really into maps, and sometimes digital foundry. make of that what you will
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sometimes I go to incognito mode youtube to watch flight of the conchords clips without fucking up my algorithm and man, these AI thumbnails are insane. is the median human being really watching this?
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it’s always fuck usc season
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Chris Conaton @conatonc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A familiar story for anyone who follows @volts.wtf. “The Chronicle spoke to more than half a dozen grid experts…to try to understand why Texas’s notoriously unreliable grid had a remarkably reliable summer. The answer was unanimous: solar panels and batteries.”
houstonchronicle.com
Texas shattered energy demand records this summer. Here's why the grid held up.
Texas repeatedly broke electricity demand records this summer, but ERCOT avoided emergencies as booming solar and battery capacity helped keep the grid stable.
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do I have als or am I just falling for you
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
for my future reference
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
personally I think the best gilbhi is bark’s stationary townhouse
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this mini wheat lookin kinda menacing, ngl
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
finally experiencing character growth (recognizing anxious-avoidant girlies *before* I catch feelings)
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i’m at the galleria dell’accademia in florence doing my favorite bit: every time we pass by a depiction of jesus i point and say “damn, that guy just can’t catch a break” everyone hates it
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
okay, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, you’re so good baby, don’t leave! it’s just that first episode reminded me so much of season 3… wait, no, don’t go
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
turning a big dial taht says "pretentious" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
a still from “the bear”
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
bonking the tip of my head against the tip of his head is one of life’s great pleasures
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
introducing… the bideo! the bidet that shoots your butthole twice
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I really, really need to know what peg candy is. Wisconsin, explain yourself!
A sign for the candy aisle at a grocery store. The first entry reads “peg candy.”
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
lookin for a hunny to bunch my oats, any takers? cheerios!
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it’s like mama always said: you catch more flies with fly attractant than fly repellant
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I bet Einstein’s drag queen name would be Anus Mirabilis
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have, ahem, a “rich inner life”
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the sickest part of Dark Knight Rises
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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
pulled the video so you don't have to go to X we stan a towering queen who does not care for the antics of mediocre men
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
remember chicago pope? whatever happened to that guy
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
no, I was obsessed with it from the beginning! but my brain is just broken in that way. my advice: -you must keep a notebook. I did mine in onenote, so I could paste screenshots and doodle thereupon -draft dead ends early in a run to get them out of the pool -the library books have crucial info
example page from my notebook
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’m trying to be better (twirling the spaghetti instead of cutting it)
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
crushing so hard rn
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
join me, and together we will fist the galaxy with an iron rule
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
kafka drinking red bull, awaiting the inevitable
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ISO my wife (48F) and I need a man to dress up as a giant baby and let us change his… oh. that’s not what polymarket is, you say? well. shit.
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS want to bring back STROKE!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
hell yeah, good job
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
finally, the Democratic party has a plan.
An email from Democrats.org that just says, "we're getting hammered"
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Google Earth slop image, "Create an image of an enormous Alf arising out of the water and approaching Mar-a-Lago. Essential it's as if Godzilla was actually Alf."
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
songs for your empire to decline by
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 30/07/2026
our age of bros is collapsing
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