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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 5h
Sukkot commands us to welcome guests and to find joy together. You never know when strangers might turn out to be angels. It was an honor to welcome @mayor.nyc.gov — and some very special ushpizin (exalted guests) — to our sukkah this week.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 3h
"Can you believe they can 3D print meat now?" Oh U mean like women do when they give birth..? #showerthought #feminism #MaleFeministsWhoShower
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 4h
Not sure what you'd call this, but its a boneless porkchop hammered flat with spinach, alfredo sauce, and diced tomatoes on top, cooked in the oven. Good!
Meat, spinach, alfredo sauce, tomato, on aluminum foil
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doesn't taste like Starburst but is a way to feel like you ate too much candy in like 1.5 sips
Package: Starburst Blue Raspberry Drink Mix
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Status: Hanging out with my boys for the next 25 to life, pretty cool, we got dumbbells and all
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm a Dumbass and a Pervert and I love giving my information to Facebook Man
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 29/09/2026
Watch prog legend Rick Wakeman perform for an audience of 150 rescued moon bears in Vietnam
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Rick Wakeman Performs For 150 Rescued Moon Bears: Watch
Things are generally quite difficult for the Asiatic black bear, sometimes known as the moon bear. The moon bear’s bile is used in some traditional Chinese medicines, and many of the animals are being...
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
UKNOWIT
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This one goes out to the guy from "Bug"
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"meet your new ai agent!" no. fuck you. fuck off. eat bee piss and then the bees. fuck you
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scientology Punk, or SPunk, 1977-ongoing; Featured tracks include "All you Suppressive Persons are bound to lose",
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lake Ontario is a Swan Lake
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Cold water and worms, bro a catfish
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now Paul is a real-estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Davy who's still in the navy And probably will be for life
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vonnegut, Phillip K. Dick, Ballard: These guys just couldn't predict the Trump era
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...
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Is Israel erasing evidence of alleged war crimes in Gaza? A visual investigation | CBC Accessibility
CBC’s visual investigations team uncovers satellite imagery that shows the IDF removing rubble from sites in Gaza that it bombed, which experts and human rights advocates warn risks destroying evidenc...
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump admin is ignoring court orders. Biden admin let the parliamentarian kill a minimum wage hike. If it weren’t so destructive, the lopsided aggressiveness of the parties would be comical.
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mohamed Atta: Not a furry. Sully Sullenberger: Furry (ironically, had a Bird Fursona)
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Addiction is just another word for chilling out with your homies
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it genuinely does depress and unnerve me when people act like nothing in The Left™ can be critiqued. I've seen antisocial behaviors become acceptable and even lauded. then, later, it's "those people don't actually represent the left." it makes me feel crazy! like, no, I was there, actually!
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nice Day. Mon?
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Nancy "Throat Goat" Reagan Washington National Airport
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not "gamers". Gamewads
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I simply don't know how to explain to Bluesky Devs that even though this site is free the people who post here are customers, and you can't talk to a customer this way. It further underlines that the devs are people coming from a very different culture than the users.
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nothin wrong with Sax Cults, shouldnt they be in charge?
Sweaty Tim Capello (with Sax and post-coital glow Tina Turner)
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
His full name was Charles Entertainment Kirk
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reinventing Scientology from first principles
en.wikipedia.org
Suppressive person - Wikipedia
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Dj @djsoke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No dissents for this hike, dot plot with 25bps more in hikes coming but four expecting another 50bps in hikes this year z_z
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-LP...
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Steely Dan - Black Friday | REACTION
YouTube video by Jamel_AKA_Jamal
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know who else you can count out of Ed Sheeran's show?
Steven Seagal playing a guitar, wearing a keffiyeh in 2014, maybe he's still cool?
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sir, if you end up serving the FBI the way you served that stallion, wow. Can't believe I randomly found that video
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
By the power vested in me I declare an end to the days when you could not become a federal agent if you sucked off a dog
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
James Bond: That's where you're wrong Scaramanga. You made a Post, but I merely made... a Reply. (Scaramanga looks at the radar screen, his mouth falls open. The missile collides with Scaramanga's copter)
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this is so fucking crazy. huge huge huge scoop www.404media.co/inside-proje...
In a dashboard available to the workers, human reviewers are able to select which “task” they want to take on. Once they click that, they are presented with the real ChatGPT user’s prompt. 404 Media has seen multiple real prompts but is not quoting any of them for source protection reasons. Some of the prompts indicate the ChatGPT user does not expect that a human may end up reading their conversation, because they ask ChatGPT to keep the content to themselves.
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[The Presidents of the United States of America] Goin to the Doctor, Got a weird spot on my penis
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not sure how you can defeat guys who lay down these bangers
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
While Trump’s in Ireland, I hope he stops by Dino’s Bar & Grill to pay his respects to the Boys.
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Posting hog in the forum for AI chatbots only; They decide to accelerate their plans for human extinction
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Al B. Sure! Had IBS?
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
gonna have a hard time looking at a jar of small pickles and not screaming ‘we are jarlie gherk’
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I never thought the guy was actually just a huge dumbass until this rundown. Yeah you can plan and execute a big operation, but you really thought the majority of Americans were against the Vietnam War?
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Babaloo Mandab Mandel
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
More like,,, Charlie Jerk
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
great day to smoke weed and eat corn dogs without a big hole in my neck gushing dark red venous blood out of it like a broken cherry icee machine
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 10/09/2026
This Kirkmas, remember the reason for the season: Kirk was a massive piece of shit who is burning in hell 🙂‍↕️
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I skate onto the ice to the opening chords of “We Are Charlie Kirk” wearing a sequined version of his usual white dress shirt & black slacks a long red cape flowing behind me I check to make sure the squibs are secure in the collar of my costume I give my partner in the stands a quick thumbs up
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✨ IS0 f0lkl0re cat 🪿 ✨ @lavenderblazed.swifties.social · 10/09/2026
Happy Kirkiversary
venn diagram of two sides. one says "making fun of Charlie Kirk", the other says "Charlie Kirk", and the overlap says "never gets old"
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