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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 6h
Upsettingly, I think Xtwitter is the New York Times, elite discourse poisoner; Meta is more like if crazy amounts of normies actually read the New York Post for pictures of their Grandkids (and got brain poison for free).
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 9h
“The President should be impeached and removed for his ongoing corrupt abuse of power by using law enforcement agencies to target his political enemies on pretextual charges.” Fixed it.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 8h
It really is time for this entire generation of democratic leadership to retire. We get it: you’re rich, tired, and don’t give a shit anymore. Go away.
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 14h
LinkedIn Park: Suggested musical connections
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 15h
This article says literally the opposite of what this headline implies, sheeeeit
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fuck fuck fast Marry shit hard Kill piss loud
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Ricky Gervais, tha Godfather of Bold Truthtelling
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Now now, she keeps it proper, better to say you're "getting neat"
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pool reporters: you now have no reason to hide the "Pres. shits his pants" tales
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Imagine you are riding your motorcycle at night, and a goblin blasts ropes in your face
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Probably a good thing though
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We're not even allowed to say the name of this song anymore!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xDH...
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White Rhythm and Blues
YouTube video by J.D. Souther - Topic
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Longwell was a GOP stooge forever, I imagine she will flip back the moment it seems more profitable
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I would like to try the black metal cake
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George Dubya @itisgeorge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Donald Trump is so half-assed. Wanting to build dumb arches and whatnot while Prince Bonesaw wanted a physically impossible and totally unnecessary city where trucks would be driving poop around on retractable bridges and I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing ig.ft.com/saudi-neom-l...
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Give Scorcese da grants, $5 Bil to Robert DeNino
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
AI hacked into my bathroom; it found my toilet. Give me a half-$Bil to build a fence around my toilet water or we're all doomed to Chinese standard of living and delicious Chinese food -- this is not hype!
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rolling Stones are never this sloppy, they upgraded from Stones to Steel Wheels even
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ton oncle est hachée, homeboy
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Of course the Trump Savings Accounts for kids turns out to be scam. In effect, "our president is helping rich donors offload overvalued stocks onto children, who are forced to hold the stocks for five years whether they want to or not." www.rawstory.com/trump-accoun...
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Trump rigs kids’ piggy banks so billionaires can dump falling stock on them: analyst
A quiet change to President Donald Trump's namesake savings program for children amounts to a gift for billionaires, according to an economic analyst.In an article for The Bulwark on Thursday, economi...
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
'Copters only do this when they're dangerously horny
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My solemn pledge: I ain't looking at that shit. Whocare
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Would it be a shame if...? No, it wouldn't
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Wives": They're out there, they know where you live and some even have keys
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cops shot a kid with a knife. But get this, it was a Trump Knife. Now..
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Luxury Loaf GF, Head Cheese BF
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would finish that new writing project I was working on, "I Got Some Ghost Pussy"
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now this, is Dianetics
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Inverse Trump stand
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Continuing to exist is a bit of a humiliation fetish for me, tbh
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The most important political task in America is clawing back wealth from the very rich. The most important ballot measure in America is the California billionaire tax. Oligarchy is at the front door. Time to stop fucking around. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-war-ag...
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The War Against Accumulated Capital
Either pass wealth taxes or learn to love digital feudalism.
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
IBS to The Joker pipeline
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A curious thing about this bullshit post from the Shit Post: none of the accounts that "liked" it appear to still exist
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Bronx"? No thanks, I'm down to one Bronc a day
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Instant Death Penalty for any corporate stooges trying to minimize my luscious rear. ‘Has flat buttocks,’ ‘cusses when scared’: Amazon keeps shockingly specific customer profiles. Here’s how to find yours www.fastcompany.com/91619118/ama...
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'Has flat buttocks,' 'cusses when scared': Amazon keeps shockingly specific customer profiles. Here's how to find yours
Amazon's new 'About you' page lists many assumptions about shoppers—like their favorite brands, their hobbies, and the shape of their bodies.
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oops, All Ringos
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Plato's Hooter Cave
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Picking up a Bud light behind this guy, giving a thumbs up to his back
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Created in G-d's image: huge hog, sexy tits, 8-pack and 7 fingers on each hand inside 7 angels' holes
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What if he was Tom Morchella, a genus of edible sac fungi closely related to anatomically simpler cup fungi in the order Pezizales (division Ascomycota)? Would they even count his vote?
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Inarritu a schlock king, if only he could realize it: Do something kind of semi provocative/buzz worthy, make it look cool, just don't try so hard to be profound
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In a legacy scene, a dead-end world The pop punk boys and gun poop girls Gun poop girls
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sam Altman is part of The Old Establishment (pedophile)
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She said she was going to be back soon, ohboyohboyohboy
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seems to me that you are doing it the right way; yet I cannot join or even visit any synagogues near me, since they decided to put pro israel messages outside. I would feel like I was walking into a business with the confederate flag on it
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nobody deserves that
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They're not releasing The Godfather. Or if they did, they would make the 1970s-set, Ryan O'Neal starring version
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Blotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZeR...
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Nazareth - Love Hurts (1976)
YouTube video by Musikladen
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