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Blorg³

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the shot at the moon still falls short of the stars she/her personal site at blorgblorgbl.org/about on fediverse at wretched.zone/@blorgblorgblorg

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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 5h
I have never felt so seen
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A very grumpy man in a sweater is attempting to spend the afternoon indulging his bad mood while listening to music on his portable CD player. Unfortunately, his plans are ruined because the beat of the song is so good that it begins to improve his nasty attitude. The caption reads "Trying to brood but the beat is improving my mood." Artist's Note: I was thinking of the song Fantasy by Mariah Carey. Great beat.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newspaper headline: WOODLAND FAIRIES DEFEATED IN FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTEST. In the article’s photo we see a man in a sweater vest posing next to his winning arrangement with a 1st place medal around his neck. To his left we see his opponents: a defeated band of woodland fairies with their losing arrangement. They look distraught and confused and they should be, reader. How could this happen to the heavy tournament favorites? They’re woodland fairies. Flowers are their life and yet when it was all on the line, they came up short. The winner was just a floral enthusiast not even a professional florist. A shocking defeat and an inspiring win.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3h
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 5h
Cute relationship dynamic
comic of Basil and Oregano the puppies whereas Basil asks Oregano; "Would you still love me if I exploded?" to which Basil literally explodes before Oregano can ask for clarification
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 5h
he's elegance and taste
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contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 20h
[car advertisement set to stomp clap hey music] built better. built TOUGH. built to suffer greatly prolonged agonies before succumbing to its wounds. HURT THIS CAR. make it bleed. break its body and then its mind. the all new toyota agonypig
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 17h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 23h
We don't talk enough about the soundtrack of Fuck's Quest II, which was clearly made by someone who understands how to compose music and used that knowledge for evil
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 15h
if you want it for some reason, have at it mega.nz/folder/t09WU...
Tom Cruise shirtless on a bed staring at a fly crushed against the film
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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beverlylove / Bev Johnson @bevsi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
💌 Heartstrings chapter 36 is up! 💌 read: heartstringscomic.com/comics/833
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
sometimes I wonder if I spoil Izutsumi, seeing her with her ipad, in her yurt. [Originally posted May 2, 2024]
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Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 28/09/2026
i love that the doxxed guy's response is to tell the chatbot "you gotta never do that ever again"
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あいざわさち @sachichy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🐝コガタスズメバチStyle。
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: I don't know man I just haven't been feeling so great lately My friend who is the protagonist of a Shonen Jump manga about golf that's gonna be axed in 12 chapters: Heh...that's alright! Sometimes life is a swing and a miss, but its best to bogey! His female companion: I Want Your Balls
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"tits or ass?" bro, her devastating 40-cannon broadsides
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Tooty Fruity @tootyfruityvr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got to the point during the flirting where I was comfy enough to start being bratty and they called me “quite the ordeal”…
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy
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Tikaka @tikaka.art · 26/09/2026
Every click a wonder! #kobold #oc:Torkku
Three panel comic of my koboldsona Torkku.
Text reads "me on my puter"
Torkku squinting at a monitor "oh? An adult content label? Show your secrets!" As it clicks with the mouse.
Middle panel Torkku just going "ooh!"
Last panel Torkku looks into camera "that is a penis!"
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Joe Sparrow @torpordust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(Mike from twin peaks voice) "The venga bus... is coming... and everybody... running..."
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cop in a future dystopia (the present): CITIZEN RETURN TO YOUR DOMICILE. ITS RAINY. WATCH STREETS OF FIRE 1984 WITH YOUR GF Me: idk if she’ll like it, yeah. I hope she does
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[guy who contains multitudes just sprung a leak] oh no, my tudes!
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Blorg³ @blorgblorgbl.org · 25/09/2026
tired of websites forcing format conversions and then doing them badly/weirdly
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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weego @weeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
johnny silvertrans
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How about learning to apologize? It’s been a year. Luna had to apologize for her actions as Nightmare Moon. While we are not our past, it still affects actions today and in the future.
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松丸さとみ @sat-mat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ギリギリ端を攻める男。
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aqua a @aquaflower.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
soon there will be halloween scary
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Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
last night I got recognized again, “you’re that guy on instagram”… if only they knew about the real me and my banned gay sex video games
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hey, Crazy! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Frog! You know that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to THIS!
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Hans, faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
America's Finest News Source
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aaron from trust and safety when a trans woman jokes about dropping a big cartoon anvil on someone who has actively made her and her friends lives nightmares for most of her adult life
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Signs Omg Reaction
ALT: Signs Omg Reaction
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Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
flood
Digital painting, flooded city streets
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Bella cool original 💖 @bellatrellia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm in my mind palace and it's cheugy
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I wouldn't give a fuck if my pilot was furry in his free time. Tails was a great pilot.
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weego @weeg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cyberpenis 2077 by cd penis red based on the classic ttrpg by mike penissmith starring keanu penis as the iconic johnny silverpenis
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gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙 @beesmygod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
perks up and starts looking around like somebody called my name
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Gay Dogs Online… 2! 🔜 MFF @wolf-with-a-gundam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Little Ryu’s favorite time of the day. Pinball time
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southern mouse @peerkartosh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fanart for Mina the Hollower. It shows Mina, a cartoony beige mouse in a red tailcoat, sitting on the windowsill of what appears to be a library. She is wearing reading glasses, holding a book and looking at the viewer proudly. Outside the window are orange and yellow trees, and the drawing was made using warm hues, signaling that it's currently autumn.
Text in the center of the image reads: "get ready for autistic girl autumn".
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is so kind. this helped me a lot. thank you
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