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cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
this is why I can never log off
@viewmaster.bex:
“Got my husband a thermal camera for Christmas and found out our cat's butthole is
94 degrees.”
A thermal photo shows the back of a cat, its tail is 72.6 degrees and its butt is 94.3.
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Pattern Loops @patternloops.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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David Crawshaw @crawshaw.io · 15/12/2025
What we are working on right now: blog.exe.dev/meet-exe.dev We all need more virtual machines. We keep building software to work around the fact that VM infrastructure is clunky. Let's have good VM infrastructure instead.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Dave DiCello @davedicello.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 29/11/2025
WSL stands for Worcestershire Sauce for Linux,
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Lita Cho @litacho.codes · 15/11/2025
I came back from Sync Conf and shocked how many people are building text editors and the struggles they had with yjs. So rather than wait for my cofounder to finish his blog, I’ll just give a quick rundown on what we do for live collab editing.
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Marc Hedlund @marcprecipice.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
From my friend Kyle. This is essential reading for all Americans. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
aphyr.com
I Want You to Understand Chicago
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:

Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."
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ben linsay @blen.blinsay.com · 05/11/2025
andrew cuomo retire forever bitch
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 10/10/2025
gnu cowutils
cowtools but it's the gnu gnu
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are? UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé. RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
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Justin Lintz @justinlintz.com · 23/06/2025
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Jepsen @jepsen.mastodon.jepsen.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2025
Systems Distributed. June 19-20, Amsterdam. systemsdistributed.com
A parody of John Waters' "Serial Mom", except it's "Serializable Mom". I'm holding scissors (to partition the network) and trying to channel my best homage to Kathleen Turner.
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Ian Nowland @inowland.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
At AWS, I led the team that built EC2's Nitro virtualization stack— C code deployed to 500K servers. Biggest lesson? Pre-production testing has limits. You must embrace safe production testing. My new blog explains how Nitro did it, and how Junction brings this to any Kubernetes team.
junctionlabs.io
From Nitro to Junction: Testing in Production at Scale
During my time at AWS, I learned that even the most rigorous pre-production testing has limits. I share how we built Nitro's reliability by treating production as part of the test loop—with proper saf...
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 08/05/2025
smashing pumpkins fan pope
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Kevin Burke @burke.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
God, it's so dumb that we can't just do all of this stuff transitcosts.com/north-east-c...
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North East Corridor Report
How to Build High-Speed Rail on the Northeast Corridor We have most recently updated this report on 04/29/2025. Go to the PDF version (coming soon) Overview Our proposal’s goal is to establish a h...
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Marc Brooker @marcbrooker.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Recently, one of our testing tools at AWS found an issue with transaction visibility in PostgreSQL, where the order that transactions become visible differs between the primary and replicas. Sergey Melnik dives deep on the AWS Database Blog: aws.amazon.com/blogs/databa...
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Understanding transaction visibility in PostgreSQL clusters with read replicas | Amazon Web Services
On April 29, 2025, Jepsen published a report about transaction visibility behavior in Amazon RDS for PostgreSQL Multi-AZ clusters. We appreciate Jepsen’s thorough analysis and would like to provide ad...
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Paul Prudence @mrprudence.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
From 8 Trabalhos de Neide Dias de Sá Neide Dias de Sá Published by Do Autor, São Paulo, 1970
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Maxim Peter Griffin @maximpetergriff.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
23/4/25 - nocturn
small hours
big time time 

night of the murks
what if the the cave of hands was a warning?

there's a light on in the window 
of your childhood home
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Pattern Loops @patternloops.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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Pattern Loops @patternloops.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Shriram Krishnamurthi @shriram.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
There's no reason a language like this needs to just stay in a cartoon. Here's a working implementation of this language, built in @racket-lang.org: github.com/shriram/xkcd...
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GitHub - shriram/xkcd-3062: XKCD 3062
XKCD 3062. Contribute to shriram/xkcd-3062 development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Camille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 09/03/2025
studied the blade meme with the text:
While You were partying I studied The Slurm
When you were having premarital sex I mastered htcondor
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated openmpi
And now the world is on fire and the kubemonkeys are at the gate and you have the audacity to come to me for help?
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Pattern Loops @patternloops.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
IR is such a US-coded discipline that you have loads of analysts and journalists with IR backgrounds still churning out wordcount about what Trump will do with US hegemony even as the geopolitical reality looks more and more like this:
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I'm just a wolf who's intentions are good oh lord please don't let me eat Red Riding Hood
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Camille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 23/02/2025
On the other hand
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Pattern Loops @patternloops.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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rich harris @rich-harris.dev · 13/02/2025
same. went straight through to voicemail, no hold. fellow NYers: call the number below, identify yourself as a constituent, state your zip code, and say that you're calling to ask that the governor remove the mayor. it'll take less than 60 seconds
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Maxim Peter Griffin @maximpetergriff.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
13/2/25 - nocturn
small hours 
big time 

one more night
3am - black houses

the car stops at the end of the road
a muntjac is declaring their intentions
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Camille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 09/02/2025
If you're coming to KubeCon EU, my co-author Ian and I will be speaking about starting and scaling platform engineering teams sched.co/1txG8
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KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Europe 2025: Starting and Scaling a Platform Engineer...
View more about this event at KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Europe 2025
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ncnvrgnt @inconvergent.net · 27/06/2024
they are having some impossible architecture adjacent problems over at the utah teapot factory
a mangled utah teapot in a reflective bright white materialseveral stretched and mangled teapots
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Pattern Loops @patternloops.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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HYTRADBOI @hytradboi.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The program is up and tickets are live at www.hytradboi.com/2025/#program. I'll keep updating this thread as the last 10 talks hit camera-ready.
Program

0900-1000: Compilers

    Database query compilation: our journey
    Viktor Leis & Thomas Neumann
    A YJIT interview
    Maxime Chevalier-Boisvert
    Can we democratize JIT compilers?
    Haoran Xu
    Safe and productive performance with user-schedulable languages
    Jonathan Ragan-Kelley

1000-1100: Understanding programs

    How debuggers work
    Sy Brand
    Debugging compiler-optimized code: how it works and doesn't
    Stephen Kell
    Side-Eye: ask your programs anything
    Andrei Matei
    Let’s run a million benchmarks
    Yao Yue
    Rocket science of simulation testing!
    Aleksey Kladov

1100-1200: Wild ideas

    Back to modularity
    Daniel Jackson
    DB usability: as if
    Jonathan Edwards
    Twizzler and far out memory sharing: precise abstractions
    Daniel Bittman
    Programming without pointers
    Andrew Kelley
    Throwing it all away - how extreme rewriting changed the way I build databases
    Tyler Neely

1200-1230: Programmers are people

    A case for feminism in programming language design
    Felienne Hermans
    Malloy, mic drop, peace!
    Michael Toy

1230-1300: Lightning talk buffet

1300-1400: Query languages

    ???
    Jeff Shute
    ???
    Tobias Brandt
    ???
    Yury Selivanov
    AquaLang: a dataflow programming language
    Klas Segeljakt
    A polymorphic data model for SQL using algebraic types
    Steve McCanne

1400-1430: Databases

    Use of time in distributed databases —don’t fall behind the times
    Murat Demirbas
    ???
    Thomas Ballinger
    Thank goodness we're not building a database
    Peter van Hardenburg

1430-1500: Wasm

    Thinking in wit
    Dan Gohman
    Bringing the WebAssembly standard up to speed with SpecTec
    Dongjun Youn
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oliver @eikopf.com · 22/01/2025
every algorithm ever written is a compiler, except for compilers, which are databases
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Mark McBride @mccv.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
beach boys voice Indexing json b My co-founder and me Around postgress tables we did roam Drinking all night Got into a fight
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ben linsay @blen.blinsay.com · 30/01/2025
someone talk me out of indexing jsonb in postgres
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ben linsay @blen.blinsay.com · 30/01/2025
nice stateless service you’ve got there. would be a shame if someone snuck some state into it www.junctionlabs.io/blog/dns-and...
junctionlabs.io
DNS and the December 2024 OpenAI Outage
In December 2024, OpenAI faced a significant outage lasting approximately four hours. This incident highlighted a critical challenge in container orchestration: maintaining reliable service discovery ...
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ben linsay @blen.blinsay.com · 27/01/2025
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Pattern Loops @patternloops.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 20/01/2025
SHA256? more like SKA 365 🕴🏽
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Sy Brand @tartanllama.xyz · 22/01/2025
How your email finds me
Shot from the film 964 Pinocchio, where a person stands in a foggy area among trees, holding their hands up in rage or sadness. Their head has turned into some bizarre planet-like thing with a tormented face carved into it
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Charlie Brown saying his famous catchphrase, "My idols are dead and my enemies are in power"
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
runklestilskin: you may have custody of this Creature, but you are never allowed to move again because she’s sitting on you; also, she will throw up in your toolbox every night me: gimme that thing you old no-name-ass-having bitch
it’s miette looking out so lustrously and seductively from the cardboard box where she is king
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