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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 27/09/2026

cw: needles, fictional drugs there's a new drug on the streets. they're calling it "magenta flash". you inject it and one minute you're a boy and the next you're fighting monsters in a sparkly dress.

a syringe next to a vial marked "diamine shimmertastic magenta flash"

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 20/09/2026

a router without WRT is like an angel without wings,

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 15/09/2026

the MIT flea is the place to see and be seen in Boston for women who are afraid of eye contact.

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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp...

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 11/09/2026

i hate buying electronics in alternate universes i just got back from one where the standard for portable power seems to be 50 volt PoE and power banks have full size RJ-45 ports on them

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 06/09/2026

maybe it's an RDS error. maybe it's Maybelline.

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 04/09/2026

type of guy who insists on calling Lawrence, Massachusetts "Larry",,

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 04/09/2026

it thinks i'm from maine, which i'm not (from upstate NY, in boston nowadays)

a map of the US with maine in red and louisiana in blue, with a gradient between them
apparently this means i speak most like someone from maine

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 03/09/2026

the navy measures shipments in and out of their port in Washington in Bermertonnage,

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 03/09/2026

seattleite voice training by repeating "pike from pine. pine from pike" over and over,,

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 31/08/2026

five artists you've seen at least twice: Mountain Goats (x4) They Might Be Giants (x3) Emperor X (x3) Last Dinner Party (x2) Franz Ferdinand (x2)

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 24/08/2026

putting cat ears on an antenna analyzer to make it a nyanovna,,

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 22/08/2026

no, you can't fix her. you're too much of a basic bitch; fixers need to be acidic to remove the silver halides,,

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 20/08/2026

i got my pins from @magicariot.com and at first glance, the note on the back reads like she read my robot lesbian fiction :p

a pink envelope with "Philo Gray needs robot gf" written on it

a collection of pins referencing Magica Riot

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 18/08/2026

if the internet's favorite hacktivist were allowed to go to the UK, it'd be maia arson cymru.

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 18/08/2026

over the past few months, I've been taking very wide (no, wider) photos out of trains and ferries read my blog post about how I did it and check out the photos here: philo.gay/linecam

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Using the railway network as a flatbed scanner

an adventure in image processing and taking very wide photographs (blog post; 4,600 words)

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 18/08/2026

over the past few months, I've been taking very wide (no, wider) photos out of trains and ferries read my blog post about how I did it and check out the photos here: philo.gay/linecam

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Using the railway network as a flatbed scanner

an adventure in image processing and taking very wide photographs (blog post; 4,600 words)

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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

made some boozy whipped cream by hand with some havana club, heavy cream, vanilla and maple syrup , and it tasted 100x better and took under 10 mins, no reason for this product to exist at all lol

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 15/08/2026

all hail the glorious nation of Glastonledburyshire-on-Severn 🎞️: ærocolor 100

a largeish tent surrounded by signs proclaiming it to be the border checkpoint of glastonledburyshire-on-severn

tents on a very dry grassy field with electronic equipment strewn around them

a large sign saying EMF 26 in front of a pond

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 14/08/2026

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. hi, i'm a master's of science degree.

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 13/08/2026

do i know anyone who's had vaginoplasty in the Boston area and is willing to talk with me about their experience? (esp if you've gone through recovery already) trying to figure out who to try and get on a waiting list for

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 11/08/2026

i went to Canada on vacation and found out they they don't have electricity here. they do this thing called "hydro" instead where high pressure water shoots out of the sockets. i hate it here.

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 11/08/2026

*sits bolt upright in bed* mark to polymarket accounting.

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 10/08/2026

i'm so eepy that every train is a sleeper train,

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 05/08/2026

today's cursed food review: these foul "whip shots" things tastes like someone tried to make baileys using only products refined from petroleum it attempted to be the consistency of whipped cream, but failed i tossed mine in the trash, @meadowdetector.bsky.social finished hers for some reason

a miniature whipped cream can of "whip shots vodka whipped cream" (10% alcohol) in front of some cookies

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 03/08/2026

secret structures on top of the mountain 🎞️: Kodak TMAX400 (expired)

a boxy structure with an almost circular railing atop it rises from pine trees

a heavily grafitti'd concrete base of a corrugated structure in a forest
there's a door to nothing about a story up

looking up the corrugated side of a building at a walkway hanging in the air

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 01/08/2026

to prevent overheating, your robot girl's motors are locked out while she is charging.

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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

what if you found a way to solidify sugar free chocolate pudding made by someone whose never had chocolate before and realized the only way to sell something like that is to cash in on the protein trend and rip off no name's branding- then you would have hormbles chormbles - @philo.gay rates it 3/10

hormbles chormbles, a nestle crunch style chocolate on no name style branding

hormbles chormbles bar on some jeans, the backside say "congratulations you found protein candy" which reads as more of a threat than anything

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 30/07/2026

contrary to popular belief, shepard's pie was not named for people who herd sheep. it was actually named for astronaut Alan Shepard,,,

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 28/07/2026

i'm on my way home from a metric concert now and i can confirm this is true i didn't spot the oscillating fan on stage, but it may have been behind one of the synthesizers

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 26/07/2026

invisible light in forest hills 🎞️: Rollei IR film (with 720nm filter)

an ornate gothic gate surrounded by bright white trees

two gravestones, one far more ornate than the other, with bright white vegetation in the background

looking up at a monument topped with a statue of a seated angel
the moss on the stone seems almost to glow

a grave marker topped with a dark stone orb surrounded by white grass

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Phoebe78 conetits @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

hang on i need to cyberbully liz about something.

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 17/07/2026

brain noise: literal hot mic with a 48V phantom powered heater,,

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 17/07/2026

you've Magica'd your last Madoka

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 14/07/2026

closed island town 🎞️: ærocolor

rocks off a pine-covered shore with more land in the distance

jagged reddish rocks go down to a blue sea

a rocky cliff above a blue sea with a bit of a concrete structure peeking out

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 14/07/2026

a hike in vermont 🎞️: ærocolor 100

looking out from a high point at rolling forested hills

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 14/07/2026

south of the city center (first one taken in fall river, remaining three in forest hills, boston) 🎞️: kodak gold 200

a large bridge rises from a wide highway

gravestones at the bottom of a hill topped by a tomb

a tomb and grave markers in front of bare trees

a stone foundation cut into a field with trees

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 14/07/2026

springtime in mt auburn cemetery 🎞️: Kodak Gold 200 📷: Bronica SQ

a white quartz rock surrounded by flowers with trees in the background

a grave marker in the shape of a gothic arch over a cross with flowering trees behind

a set of identical cross-topped grave markers downhill of the camera

a tomb cut into a hill covered in pink flower petals

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 11/07/2026

at tonight's show, @emperorx.bsky.social proved that the 10,000 Year Earworm To Discourage Settlement Near Nuclear Waste Repositories is not an effective deterrent because not even the man who wrote it could remember all the lyrics

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 09/07/2026

how do dutch anime girls keep the chocoladehagel from falling off their toast as they run out to catch the tram?

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 05/07/2026

if jet lag the game ever do a game in Canada's largest city, it should be called the Toronto Train Competition.

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 04/07/2026

i'll be attending EMFcamp this year! hoping to see some of you there! i'm going to be giving a talk on my linear scanning camera project (exact time tbd, but it will be recorded), which i think some of you may like www.emfcamp.org/schedule/202...

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Using the railway network as a flatbed scanner

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 01/07/2026

the toki highball is the official cocktail of toki pona speakers because, like the language, it's toki (simple),,

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 26/06/2026

vfio hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance,

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 23/06/2026

okay, what's your impression of philo posts? if it doesn't deal immense psychic damage, you're not trying hard enough

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 22/06/2026

@cheatlines.co got another display name idea for you: Molly T. Modal, container shipping expert

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 21/06/2026

to my twisted mind, a smith chart is just a normal chart,,

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 21/06/2026

they call it "yuri" because lesbians want to go to space, like Yuri Gagarin did

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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 18/06/2026

they should give the jet lag the game players Sabre GDS access to make weirder travel bookings faster

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