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Thomas White

@blarkytopia.bsky.social
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I occasionally like to play games badly for a good cause. I also like to paint gaming miniatures and have placed PARTICIPANT in several contests. America’s foremost streaming influencer (self-proclaimed), Twitch Stream Star of 2024. twitch.tv/blarkytopia

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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Revolution Guillotine
Alt: Revolution Guillotine
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s a pretty kickass life when a miniature painting project starts as a desire to emulate New Jersey from Buckaroo Banzai, but then pivots to Cowboy Curtis from Pee Wee’s Playhouse due to a technical difficulty, and the resulting model is even better than hoped. Extra Life is gonna be stylin’.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today in “awesome song transitions served up by a playlist on shuffle:” My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult’s “A Girl Doesn’t Get Killed By a Make-Believe Lover… ‘Cuz It’s Hot!” straight into Soft Cell’s “Sex Dwarf.” That’s even a narrative through-line, really.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's cool and awesome that every century or so we have to relearn the hard lessons about why we invented government because some dumb motherfuckers forget that the cornerstone of Civilization is a thousand boring little bureaucrats doing their job, not Great Men Being Violent.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nine was honestly too difficult, I could almost do 9 per year, but this is a good list. Like @funranium.bsky.social my list should have the Infocom “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” on it too, but the memesite failed me.
A 3x3 grid of video game covers.  The games are Alone In The Dark, Out Of This World, Star Wars: TIE-Fighter, Civilization II, Wild Arms, Alpha Centauri, Fallout: New Vegas, Dishonored, and Satisfactory
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Listen, I don’t have the time to be sculpting ridiculously large scrotums out of epoxy putty for a variety of gaming miniatures. But it is tempting, because monster enemies need to be more ridiculous.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thank you to Apple Music for this Eurodance Essentials playlist which is giving me the necessary POWER to conquer today’s tasks. music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
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Eurodance Essentials on Apple Music
Playlist · 74 Songs
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The sheer volume of disappointing vetoes coming out of Gavin Newsom’s pen is… frankly unsurprising. I’ll be so happy to see his presidential ambitions completely flame out.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our Outlaw is set to be so beguiling that they cause mutations. Tune in Nov. 7 & 8 to witness all that charm, for the kids! tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bought a new “Random Hero” selector die. The skull signifies danger. It is, of course, upright on my number in the list. ralphwiggiumimindanger.gif
A clear 4-sided die with a plastic skull and a green swirl inside, resting on an outstretched human palm.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today at therapy we discussed a terrible nightmare I had recently and some Jungian methods to avoid them in the future. This, naturally, lead to a discussion of Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. I continue to win at therapy.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Aside from how terrible the message is, is he going to fist the Pentagon?
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Trans Lifeline @translifeline.org · 15/09/2026
Peer support is suicide prevention. Listen without judgment. Believe what someone tells you. Let their needs change. Remind them they don’t have to figure everything out right now. And if you don’t know what to say, we’re here to listen. 💜 What to expect when you call: translifeline.org/hotline
Dark blue graphic for Suicide Prevention Month featuring a large textured purple heart. Over the heart, white and pink text quotes Trans Lifeline operators: “You matter; your life counts. You’re not alone.” Small orange accent lines surround the heart. The Trans Lifeline logo appears in pink in the upper right.Pale blue Suicide Prevention Month graphic with large navy and magenta text quoting Trans Lifeline operators: “What you’re seeing out here, it’s not just you; many of us are seeing it. It’s not just you feeling this heat and tension.” Abstract orange and coral flame-like illustrations frame the lower corners, with a white hand-drawn line across the center. The Trans Lifeline logo appears in teal in the upper right.Light lavender Suicide Prevention Month graphic with large navy and magenta text quoting Trans Lifeline operators: “It’s valid to feel the way you do. Your rage and anger are valid.” Below the quote is a collage of pink, coral, and dark blue halftone flowers with orange hand-drawn accents. The Trans Lifeline logo appears in purple in the upper right.Pale blue Suicide Prevention Month graphic with large navy and magenta text quoting Trans Lifeline operators: “You don’t have to figure it all out right now.” Two colorful halftone butterflies appear around the quote, one pink and purple near the upper left and one blue near the lower right. The Trans Lifeline logo appears in teal in the upper right.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh shit, I knew I had seen this guy before… youtu.be/4qHaL5j301M
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Panda Milk | The Venture Bros | adult swim classics
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
vote, you little shits. vote because - your landlord will vote - your boss will vote - every nasty little greedy bitcoin bro who thinks women should be assigned to men for sex will vote - anti abortionists will vote - evangelist christians will vote - your racist uncle will vote FUCKING VOTE
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Heroes for Team Sensible Shoes’ 2026 Extra Life have been squared away! It’s Norse Meets West this year, with a Valkyrie, a Drifter, an Ulfsark Skinwalker, and now an Outlaw! That’s a motley crew if ever I saw one. Really kickstarts my heart. Game days are November 7 & 8!
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Heyooo! #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Data:
Panel 2 - Data:
Panel 3 - Data:
Panel 4 - Data:
Panel 5 - Data:
Panel 6 - Data: Even though I am an android...
Panel 7 - Data: I do posess a fully functional sense of smell
Panel 8 - End Credits

(anyone actually read these?)
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of my favorite parts of our annual Extra Life experience is painting the Hero figures. Grilling each Team Sensible Shoes member for color choices and then challenging myself to make the figures look great is fun. I’m not a great painter, but it’s fun to delight them with the finished product.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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That was a tough one. I'm going to be coming to Ireland on my tour THIS NOVEMBER.
YouTube video by Catherine Bohart
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We’re just one character away from knowing what the complete HEROES OF LEGEND party for #extralife 2026 looks like! So far we have a Valkyrie, a Drifter, and an Ulsark Skinwalker (werewolf)… what will @qryztinker.bsky.social play? A generous donation lets you drive the legendary chaos!
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We’re just one character away from knowing what the complete HEROES OF LEGEND party for #extralife 2026 looks like! So far we have a Valkyrie, a Drifter, and an Ulsark Skinwalker (werewolf)… what will @qryztinker.bsky.social play? A generous donation lets you drive the legendary chaos!
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
if you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says fifteen miles to the
a faded wooden shed that reads PORK SHACK
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Rockin’ Riker @rockinriker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Listen, Wes, here’s the thing, you either support Trans Rights or you don’t. And if you don’t? We don’t vote for you for hall monitor. Not a chance. Not this time. Pure fantasy.
Data and Wes are sitting on the bridge. Riker is leaning. Of course he is. Why, did you think he wouldn’t be leaning? That’s insane. Madness. No, if anything, he was leaning before Data and Wes sat down.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just one character left to choose! Then we can complete the classic joke: a Valkyrie, a Drifter, a Werewolf, and a *TO BE DETERMINED* walk into a bar… ouch.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So far the #extralife lineup for Team Sensible Shoes is a Valkyrie and a Drifter. What other HEROES OF LEGEND will be on the table for game day? Help decide the chaos and select the hero class for @qryztinker.bsky.social with a generous donation and help the kids!
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I never noticed before that the S.S. Botany Bay (oh no!) model is just a submarine model with some extras attached to the hull and tail. That’s some smart work!
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/09/2026
It was missing something.
I've added a Spaceballs helmet to the proposed Space Force uniform
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It has been decreed by an anonymous donor that not only will my Valkyrie character start with a mutation, but that they shall be known as “Dave, Lord of the Constipated.” Dave is a very hallowed name within the halls of Valhalla. Plenty more incentives left to go! tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The first Team Sensible Shoes character pick is in! My father has declared that I shall be playing a Valkyrie. This is exciting, because I haven’t played this class before. He demands appropriate music. Plus one of the Posse drinks has already been purchased! A solid start.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The site is live, let's get the ball rolling on #extralife 2026! Help the kids with a generous donation and help choose character classes, or starting mutations, or beverages for the posse! November 7 and 8 are our game days, live on Twitch as always. tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I suppose you live a pretty kick ass life when your paint scheme for a miniatures project is “Lords of Acid album cover.”
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Over the past 9 years viewers like you have helped Team Sensible Shoes raise over $30,000 for #extralife and the kids of the Children’s Miracle Network! Our 10th anniversary campaign launches very soon, the theme for this year is HEROES OF LEGEND! Ready to mess with us again this year?
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 03/09/2026
If you are somewhere in the Venn diagram of industrial music nerd and graphic design nerd, you might be interested in this book project on Kickstarter. They interviewed me a while back for it so it will apparently include some of my work and commentary. Looking forward to it!
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Industrial Music/Graphics: A Visual History of a Movement
Industrial music built a visual language as confrontational as its sound—Throbbing Gristle to Nine Inch Nails, told by its designers.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What’s better than one massive fire in Big Sur? That’s right, TWO massive fires in Big Sur.
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Cereal Killer from Hackers (1995) in the middle of his "we have no names, we are nameless" line. You'd think I'd go with Phantom Phreak, wouldn't you? Too on the nose, and not in his voice. This is some shit Cereal would say while like Phreak states at him like, dude, I'm right here, what are you talking about.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A yellow background with a cartoon of a small black and white dog in the lower left corner and a cartoon of a wallaby in a blue shirt waving. In the middle is a cartoon logo that reads Rocko’s Pickle Surprise
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Stevan Bozanich @stevanbozanich.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Hockey fan: THE CUP IS MISSING!?
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PWHL’s Walter Cup championship trophy went missing while in transit to Alberta
The Walter Cup is missing — or at least the replica version of the trophy that belongs to the Professional Women’s Hockey League champion Montreal Victoire, the league told The Associated Press on Fri...
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Me running Shadows of Brimstone: Now, we’re level 6 so these enemies are Brutal and have 1 Elite Ability. Their health is 22 with Defense 4 and are immune to Crits. But they’re worth 25xp plus 10xp per wound, so they’re juicy.
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Otto Falcon @formalfalcon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Siskos
An edit of the sickos meme with Ben, Jake, and Joseph Sisko looking in the window saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!" and Sisko's Creole Kitchen in the background
#DS9
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Really love that the billing and appointment platform my therapist uses has an AI system that hallucinates every two weeks that my insurance isn’t network. So I have to spend 30 min in chat with their support to fix it. Four times now in two months. Can’t wait for this shit to go away.
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you (or two, because I have great pride)
A black cat wearing a yellow striped tie in front of a six color background with the text:
POOP NAZIS

GET PAIDFrom the rpg RIFTS, Coalition emperor Karl Prosek sits in a very fascist throne with his song standing behind him. Both are wearing black evil looking armor.  A text overlay reads: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
As America’s foremost streaming influencer (self-proclaimed), I have already turned this off. My content is for you, the audience.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I need a lifesize version of this LEGO face on Mars picture from the X-Files set. It brings me such joy.
The back wall of FBI Agent Fox Mulder’s off recreated in LEGO, complete with the iconic “I Want To Believe” post, a LEGO version of the face on Mars, and a microscope.
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Kelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 08/08/2026
had to be done
"Now this is podracing" banner
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/08/2026
Sometimes I see something in nature and then spend the next several years waiting for the shot. Sometimes I never get it. Sometimes you see it and a week later you land it: I give you tonight's murder of crows in front of the sunset. 🪶
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Given the subject matter of the lyrics, my brain should not get as happy as it does when it hears the opening to “Testure” by Skinny Puppy. youtu.be/Uj7Ky_bUGmg
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Testure
YouTube video by Skinny Puppy - Topic
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Researching for an important project.
A screenshot of a safe search off image search for the phrase “making dicks out of epoxy putty for miniatures”
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you think about it, the classic television series “The Love Boat” is actually an allegory for the royal court of the Padishah Emperor. Captain Stubing stands in for Shadam IV, and Julie (your cruise director) in place of the Princess Irulan. In this essay I will… [1/10191]
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