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Thomas White

@blarkytopia.bsky.social
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I occasionally like to play games badly for a good cause. I also like to paint gaming miniatures and have placed PARTICIPANT in several contests. America’s foremost streaming influencer (self-proclaimed), Twitch Stream Star of 2024. twitch.tv/blarkytopia

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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 4h
ACAB includes Paw Patrol.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 4h
My 1.7hr review of ROLLA: What if Katamari, but you consume humans instead of them sticking to you? Absolutely worth $7 to be a destructive and writhing ball of flesh. The best kind of dumb. store.steampowered.com/app/3975830/...
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BREAKING NEWS! Downtown is being terrorised by a rolling mass of pulsing flesh! Eyewitnesses describe the scene as “crunchy arcade destruction where survival blends with score-chasing!”. What is this ...
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 7h
As an adult who works in accounting, I only make financially responsible purchases in life. Such as blacklight-reactive dice to use with my Valkyrie character for Extra Life this year.
Twelve six-sided dices glowing a yellowish-green while a blacklight is shone upon them.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 15h
I feel you on that. I’m too excited to play the new things instead of waiting to paint them. I want to swim in the ocean of Brimstone chaos!
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 16h
I’ve backed them all (except the first one), so that has never been true for me. Just paint as the time and the muse allow. I’m used to bare plastic on the table by now. Painted figures are a treat!
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 18h
No doubt. Even with my “grey stone” idea I still have so many Targa enemies to paint. The perils of owning everything for this blessed games (multiples of things, in some cases). Guess I’ll never die with all the unpainted models.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nice! My headcanon is that all of the technology in Targa is made from grey stone, so that’s the look I went with. Glad we agree that at least one of the keys should be green.
A painted Librarian Prime miniature from the game Shadows of Brimstone. A grey robot with an orange eye holds up a blue hologram while wearing a tattered blue skirt aith keys on a belt.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Last Dance?
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Dezi @dezi.quest · 11/10/2026
this is a 10/10 character sheet holy shit
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Trans Lifeline @translifeline.org · 11/10/2026
This National Coming Out Day, let’s celebrate our transness! Be proud and loud if you can. If you can’t, you’re not alone. Your transness and your own pride are valid no matter how “out” you are. If you’re considering coming out and need support, we made heyimtrans.com with resources for you.
Text reads “It’s National Coming Out Day! It’s great to be loud and proud, and to be safe when needed. Your transness is valid no matter how “out” you are about it.”Text reads “We all deserve to live openly and freely. But a lot of us are thinking twice about where we’re out, who we’re out to, and how visible we can safely be. You’re not alone.”Text reads “Thinking about coming out? We made heyimtrans.com for you. You can find articles, guides, pre-written templates, and resources for allies.”Text reads “Thank you for being you! Together we’ll keep celebrating each other and building a safer, more equitable world, where trans people can be fully ourselves without fear.”
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Love that hat!
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Talk about a Baja Blast!
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The song was an excellent bridge to the show, called “Closed Caskets For The Living Impaired.” A little celebration before we get all gloomy and spooky. Anyway, The Specials are one of the few ska bands I like, a lot of that having to do with this memory. Thank you for coming to my goth Ted talk.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good memory brought on by Ted Lasso: When I was a teenager waiting up for the goth show on our local college radio station, the show preceding it would close with “Enjoy Yourself (It’s Later Than You Think)” by the Specials. So hearing it on the credits tonight made me expect goth music next.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s how you get Beck. Are we looking for more Beck? We already have Beck at home.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel like the album “Dead Cities” by the Future Sound of London, and the track of the same name on it, don’t get enough love anymore. So I’ll do it. This song and album both rule, and make my brain happy. You should listen to them. youtu.be/LMK9z5jyKbQ
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Dead Cities
YouTube video by The Future Sound Of London - Topic
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
REVERSE!
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grumpykiltpin @grumpykiltpin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Swift and deadly hunters 😉
Two space marines of the White Scars Chapter mounted on white domestic cats
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Black? More like grey-vy.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More like grey-vy.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lost is the keyword there. It never hit mass production.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SOOPER DOOPER
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The glowing green eyes mean they’re gonna fight you.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have been painting things again. What will Team Sensible Shoes find lurking in the dark when we play Shadows of Brimstone for our 10th year as part of Extra Life? Tune in Nov 7 & 8 to find out! tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...
A picture of a painted Jorogumo Spider Queen miniature from the game Shadows of Brimstone illuminated by blacklight to show off glowing green eyes.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Revolution Guillotine
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m most of those things, and lemme tell ya, I wasn’t interested anyway.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Why Don't We Have Both?
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s a pretty kickass life when a miniature painting project starts as a desire to emulate New Jersey from Buckaroo Banzai, but then pivots to Cowboy Curtis from Pee Wee’s Playhouse due to a technical difficulty, and the resulting model is even better than hoped. Extra Life is gonna be stylin’.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought it was called A-1.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They’re all so brown.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today in “awesome song transitions served up by a playlist on shuffle:” My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult’s “A Girl Doesn’t Get Killed By a Make-Believe Lover… ‘Cuz It’s Hot!” straight into Soft Cell’s “Sex Dwarf.” That’s even a narrative through-line, really.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's cool and awesome that every century or so we have to relearn the hard lessons about why we invented government because some dumb motherfuckers forget that the cornerstone of Civilization is a thousand boring little bureaucrats doing their job, not Great Men Being Violent.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The ass-pirates are in the Alien Crossfire expansion.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Many people are saying this.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Get off my planet you Peacekeeping son of a bitch!
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dishonored represents both. I just like the world of Dishonored more.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stop aspirating booze.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And Satisfactory is just a marvelous game. It weirdly is therapeutic for me too. Optimizing the factory, working on improved builds, it makes my brain feel good. After describing it to my therapist she actually recommends I play it when stressed and overwhelmed. Can’t argue with that.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dishonored also represents Thief: The Dark Project too. Sneaky stealth games and hiding bodies is just a fun time! Also I love the whalepunk world of Dishonored, and am sad we will probably never get another one.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fallout: New Vegas is where My love of sandbox games really gelled. Where I figured out that I could just ignore the plot and wander around doing stupid things. It’s where the MATT DAMON Str 10 Int 1 game was born and perfected.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alpha Centauri polished up my beloved Civ II game, and made it even more fun. Such great memories of @funranium.bsky.social and I playing games of this when our computer desks were side by side in San Jose.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wild Arms is a game I tested while I worked for Sony, and the opening animation and theme live rent-free in my head. I always dug the wild west fantasy of the setting, and wish I had a good way to play it again. Would be fun to do a stream series of it.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Civilization II was an obsession for my friend group in high school. The old hot seat multiplayer is how we wasted so many afternoons. When we figured out how to edit the text of the game it became a whole new thing for us. It was fantastic!
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TIE-Fighter is not only an amazing flight sim and Star Wars tale, but um, was also the first game I ever pirated online. Multiple disks at 14.4k bps. I have since bought the game on multiple platforms.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Out Of This World was the most stunning looking game I had ever seen when it came out. It felt like playing in a comic boom, and the graphics did amazing things. I was really bad at it, but it was the first game I ever beat.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alone in the Dark is where I first encountered game polygons and the Cthulhu mythos. I only played the game without sound on my old computer, and I think that enhanced the terror of it. This lead to playing Call of Cthulhu, and ultimately, the Shadows of Brimstone obsession.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nine was honestly too difficult, I could almost do 9 per year, but this is a good list. Like @funranium.bsky.social my list should have the Infocom “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” on it too, but the memesite failed me.
A 3x3 grid of video game covers.  The games are Alone In The Dark, Out Of This World, Star Wars: TIE-Fighter, Civilization II, Wild Arms, Alpha Centauri, Fallout: New Vegas, Dishonored, and Satisfactory
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Listen, I don’t have the time to be sculpting ridiculously large scrotums out of epoxy putty for a variety of gaming miniatures. But it is tempting, because monster enemies need to be more ridiculous.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Where’s all the junk walls and barbed wire? Oh, wait.
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Thomas White @blarkytopia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why even have AI if we don’t use it to transcribe the scat? We are lost as a society.
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