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Björn Heile

@bjornheile.bsky.social
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Berlin-born and Glasgow-based academic, primarily interested in weird music. Oh, and I'm associate editor of Contemporary Music Review. Professional profile: www.gla.ac.uk/schools/cca/staff/bjo…

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Björn Heile @bjornheile.bsky.social · 6h
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Rev Peter W Nimmo @peternimmo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nice wee video about PS Waverley, the world's last seagoing paddle steamer, launched in Glasgow on this day 80 years ago yesterday youtube.com/watch?v=Escc...
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The last of its kind. Astonishing Glasgow Ep.87
YouTube video by Astonishing Glasgow
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday Steve Reich appy birthday Steve Reich H ppy birthday Steve Reich Ha py birthday Steve Reich Hap y birthday Steve Reich Happ birthday Steve Reich Happy birthday Steve Reich Happy irthday Steve Reich Happy b rthday Steve Reich Happy bi thday Steve Reich Happy bir
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This new tool, the Carbon Impacts Tracer, which translates carbon emissions into real-world climate impacts like heat exposure and coral bleaching, looks super useful. ➡️ carbonimpactstracer.com
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New tool directly links carbon emissions to amount of environmental and economic damage caused
Carbon Impacts Tracer can be used to estimate climate impact from emissions across eight different factors, including lost food production
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great moments in Scottish engineering history: James Watt tries to work out how his phone attaches to his selfie stick.
Statue of James Watt. In his right hand he holds a telescopic stick with a frame at the top; in his left he holds a flat object about the size of a large smartphone. He is scowling at the possibly-not-a-smartphone as if he is tempted to yeet it into the sea. On that basis, it probably _is_ a phone.
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He could have quite explicitly stated that they don't, because they don't. This isn't an area to go "oh people think". We have the evidence. They just don't. If you want to claim to be a progressive, liberal, party, you have to actually challenge right wing, predominantly, lies and scare mongering.
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just checking how Calvin Robinson and Andrew Bridgen are getting on these days....
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 16/09/2026
Your 'moment of doom' for Sept. 16, 2026 ~ Both Sides Now. "Passing 2°C of warming in the second half of the 2030s is therefore very likely, with significant implications for climate policy." drtomharris.substack.com/p/dimming-do...
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Dimming Down - How Albedo decline is accelerating warming and driving up climate sensitivity estimates
Disentangling aerosol unmasking from cloud feedbacks in the CERES satellite record and what a darker Earth means for accelerating warming and the Solar Geoengineering debate.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
photo of a tube of "Cacique SOY CHORIZO" resting on a carton of eggs. Text at the top reads: "I grabbed this bullshit ass chorizo made of soy I thought it was saying "I am chorizo" in spanish".
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Björn Heile @bjornheile.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm not autistic (as far as I know), but I can relate.
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 14/09/2026
Your 'bonus moment of doom' for today: "it is unimaginable that any month in the last few thousand years, maybe 100,000 years, has more [Precipitable water] in the atmosphere than August 2026." www.theclimatebrink.com/p/the-atmosp...
theclimatebrink.com
The Atmosphere Just Set a Water Vapor Record
More water vapor means more rocket fuel for extreme rain — so this record is not good news
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Björn Heile @bjornheile.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sometimes, just sometimes, your preconceptions turn out to be true.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.
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Björn Heile @bjornheile.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's easy to see that these crypto billionaires and money launderers are only interested in the common good, in particular ordinary working people. Why else would they part with such obscene amounts of money?
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Björn Heile @bjornheile.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A) We knew all along what Amol Rajan thought. B) Does anyone give a shit what he or similar BBC hacks 'really thought'?
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A man in a face covering talks to another man who is looking disappointedly at a small box he is holding. Man 1 “What's that?”. Man 2 “Baklava. I misread the WhatsApp”
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
From the new Private Eye
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's hard to see how this isn't the outcome the far right wanted and achieved by their actions at the weekend. That feeling will be reinforced by the government "clarifying" condemnation by accepting bogus "legitimate concerns" arguments against providing safety. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Two ports denied request to land 120 migrants in RNLI boats
The King's Harbour Master and Southampton Port both declined to allow migrants ashore on Sunday.
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Björn Heile @bjornheile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Better late than never, but he could have said this earlier and more consistently.
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Björn Heile @bjornheile.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So, the 'peaceful and polite protesters' have violently attacked police.
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whoever created this blank template, thank you.
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Björn Heile @bjornheile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
'Four each? I take half a dozen!'
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Are you a fan of fantasy? You’ll love "Reform UK Conference," a stunning work of imagination set in a world where Brexit is a success, Nigel Farage is honest, Lee Anderson is a respected statesman, Nadine Dorries is sane, and they're all highly principled victims of a wicked establishment plot.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 04/09/2026
So, if I understand Nigel Farage's argument correctly it is: "Everyone I trusted and elevated into a position of responsibility is constantly doing crimes that benefit me but of which I somehow have no knowledge. I am a man with the character, judgement, and intelligence to run the country." Ok.
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Björn Heile @bjornheile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can't wait for the cage fight between Jenrick and Yusuf about who gets to inherit the rotting and stinking carcass of Reform!
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Björn Heile @bjornheile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is true of scholarly publications, too!
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
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Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We need more inventions like this Original post
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Richard Stupid Tice talking to everyone who agrees with him about net zero.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 02/09/2026
The bar for progressive policies is: "did this unilaterally solve the entire gigantic systemic issue without making a single person sad?" The bar for conservative policies is: "did the people pushing this yell out the name of a real problem before doing something unrelated, cruel and ineffective?"
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When your far-right sugar daddy is gone
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Björn Heile @bjornheile.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I find that quite disturbing, not only because of the lack of self-awareness it reveals, but because of the legitimacy it will be perceived to give to the suppression of opposing views.
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John Berry @aniccia.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Waymo robots got stuck again & in both directions & w another one going the wrong way at: Venetian Causeway East Bridge, Miami Looks like a Waymo defect trifecta: - traffic light - cascading failure - wrong way If none can handle it, when one goes around it stops/fails. OP: tiktok.vehiculeracing
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 23/08/2026
I hope everyone caught this Lancet study confirming that Elon Musk & DOGE are responsible for genocidal levels of suffering & death.
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Evaluating the impact of two decades of USAID interventions and projecting the effects of defunding on mortality up to 2030: a retrospective impact evaluation and forecasting analysis
USAID funding has significantly contributed to the reduction in adult and child mortality across low-income and middle-income countries over the past two decades. Our estimates show that, unless the a...
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Dear Diary, Suella is on resignation watch, Jenrick is eyeing up my job, Zia is being a deluded maniac (no change there), Lee Anderson spends all day molesting bacon sandwiches and Ticey thinks we should be celebrating wildfires. What is it about Reform that attracts morons?"
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
HG Wells is alleged to have remarked "Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race”. You could see this shocking chart as an index of civilisation. A country which gets this issue so badly wrong is likely to fail in many other ways.
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Björn Heile @bjornheile.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That is actually something to be proud of as a country.
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George Eaton @georgeeaton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ulez has delivered remarkable public health gains in a short period. Sadiq deserves more credit than he’s had for defying Labour pressure to U-turn after Uxbridge. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Ulez led to better lung size and function among London children, study finds
Researchers find capacity stunted by pollution restored after introduction of ultra-low emission zone
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DK Metcalf Fanaccount @gemueseonkel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Loriot lebt!!!
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Today Zia Yusuf will be attacking the following: Small jars of mustard Luton Town season ticket holders Ronnie Pickering The Scissor Sisters Carol Kirkwood❤️ People who whistle in the mornings The eclipse Moths Big Zuu All women named Lisa Deer Hairy mounds Virgin olive oil. 🇬🇧
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Gerry Hassan @gerryhassan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Political class versus political cheek & chancerism. Three sitting PMs have stood on election night with Count Binface: May, Johnson, Sunak. As has one future PM: Andy Burnham. But self-appointed tribune of the people Nigel Farage thinks it beneath him standing with Count Binface.
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Gerry Hassan @gerryhassan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The industrial scale hounding of Jason Arday by the UK media is nearly off the chart. Figures from Newscord show 249 articles about Arday in the UK media in a matter of weeks with The Times leading the pack with 44 & Daily Telegraph at 43. A morally bankrupt industry.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"I predicted that this clearly troubled man might succumb to the pressure that people like me were putting him under, and I was right," is among the most unsavoury reactions to a tragedy you could come up with. Shut your pie holes for once, commentariat.
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White Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 14/08/2026
"If you aren't building your own bank robbing robot, you're going to be left behind in the new economy."
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Björn Heile @bjornheile.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Like Trump and Boris Johnson, they lie routinely. They'll say whatever suits them at any moment.
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Björn Heile @bjornheile.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cloud cover obscured most of the eclipse here in the West of Scotland. But, then, it allowed photographing it directly. (It's the sun, not the moon!)
The sun during a partial eclipse, veiled by dramatic clouds.
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john.in.chicago @john-in-chicago.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I remember watching this when it aired live in September, 1976, the Muppet Show's first season. I didn't know who Rita Moreno was, only that she was amazing. She won a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program. Happy Sunday Funday! 🥵
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Björn Heile @bjornheile.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
What is also interesting about that story is that Farage would be prepared to play such an evidently dirty trick. No surprises there, but not enough is made of this. Laws, rules and regulations are for others!
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