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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Wrock Ren.
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Wait. What? Where?! Why?? How?!?
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
BIRD 1: scissors BIRD 2: scissors ME: stone
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
“[inspirational_quote.txt]” #birds
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Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
THREE LIKES?? you guys!! wow... I didn't think this would blow up... you've unlocked ducks!
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
“And eye will owlways love you.” Yep, that’s the one. Post. #birds
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
“Hmmmm” #birds
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
“A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!” #birds
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Jeope! @jeope.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Today’s #ArtAdventCalendar is from a time when I tried lino-cut. I carved a burrowing owl and made a few prints, and scanned one to craft this digital illustration of how I think they behave underground where we can’t see them! (Maybe @burrowingowl.bsky.social can confirm.) #birds #art
Digital illustration of three identical burrowing owls deep underground. Two owls have headlamps. The owls are from a lino-cut print, inverted to white. The background tones are black and dark browns, like in a cave. The owls eyes glow yellow.
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This owl looks like a thumb. #birds
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
“Perhaps the real treasure was the friends I ate along the way.” #birds
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
“The horrors are endless, but my rizz is relentless.” #birds
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The Birdist @thebirdist.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
my Sibley Guide App Wrapped says I looked up the difference between Cooper’s and Sharp-shinned Hawks 1992837 times this year.
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Roses are red My friend’s name is Tucker This taxidermied #bird is a
Winnemucca PhukarWinnemucca Phukar
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I did great at No Nut November—didn’t spot a single Nuthatch! #birds
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Players gonna play. Haters gonna hate. Huffles gonna puff. #birds
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 23/11/2023
me: *sees a dead bird* this is a bad omen wife: you're ruining thanksgiving
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Some things are hard to swallow. This bird pun is one example. #birds
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
“I am vengeance.” #birds
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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
I falcon love using swear birds
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Remember to breathe! #birds
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/11/2024
ATTENTION ANNOUNCEMENT *clears throat* *puts down the union zoom and steps into the #birds feed* NEWS! *looks around* I'm going to keep it simple: Neck.
A great egret looks slight to the right of the camera, after sunset today
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
“I have many regrets—but not once have I regretted my french-fry-dipped-in-ketchup shoulder tattoo.” #birds
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
bird flu? yeah thats what the wings are for doctor: ok we are no longer going to provide you with care
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
All’s quail that ends quail. #birds
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
this is all because someone put their ducks in columns
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
“My friends call me RBF. I think it stands for Really Beautiful Feathers.” #birds
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
[first date with a hummingbird] Me: You’re moving too fast
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Rock + Wren = Rock Wren #birds
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
“Egg? No. Why are you asking me. I haven’t seen it. I haven’t seen any eggs anywhere. I would not eat an egg. Don’t ask me any more questions.” #birds
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
www.dialupsound.com #birds
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My "left wing twitter" is like 30% bird pictures and for some reason that makes perfect sense?
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
You are a mouse. It has been a long day. This is the last thing you see before you die. #birds
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Draco's Mom @dracosmom.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I always wanted to turn this photo into a get well card: "We heard you are sick. Remember we're here for you." #Birds
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Dwayne “The Wren” Johnson #birds
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
George Carlin goes birding: “Bushtit Dickcissel Woodcock Gull! Blue-footed Booby in a Woodpecker’s hole! Hooray! Chimney Swift! DUCK!” #birds
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
“y” #birds
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 20/11/2024
A four panel comic. In panel 1, a little grey songbird is perched on a branch overlooking a golden field with some dogwoods and bare trees. It says "Hi! Just a small songbird over here." In panel 2, we zoom in on the songbird who says "A harmless songbird. Nothing to worry about." In panel 3, more zoom, and the bird says "No murder is about to happen. Not even a little murder!" In panel 4 we have fully zoomed in on the Northern Shrike. Its eye glows a little red and it says "Well, maybe a little".
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Danny Lavery @dannymlavery.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
birdwatchers and hunters have so much in common pretty much right up until that one moment
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I caught one of these so-called “birds” recharging recently. The truth is out there, folks! #birds
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Stephanie Graham @logicaphotography.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“Come, my trusty steed. Into battle we shall go, and fight those malevolent fairies.” #birds #wildlife
A European Robin (small brown bird with an orange chest and white underparts) sits on the back of a garden ornament in make from twisted wire which is in the shape of a European Robin. The ornament sits on top of a fence panel just slightly visible at the bottom of the image, and the background is a blue sky.
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“No one shall reach me about my car’s extended warranty.” #birds
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
People don't understand bird watchers. I do it because I don't trust birds.
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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
there are birds that can’t fly but no fish that can’t swim. checkmate birds
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Ed Hipps @ed-hipps.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This is the chubbiest Yellow-Rumped Warbler you will ever see. He's the cutest. #birds #🪶 #photography #warblers
A very small, chunky yellow-rumped warbler sits nestled on a branch surrounded by pine needles. He doesn't mind being called chunky, or little chunkster. As he flew off he said something about being "big boned" and called me a "f*ckin' tw@t". I think i offended him with the chunky talk
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
“Please bless this thistle that it may nourish and strengthen my body.” #birds
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birdertyler @birdertyler.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
“Yeah my Patronus is huge,” I lie. #birds
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
“It’s been seven owls and fifty jays.” -Sinéad O'Connor bird-watching
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