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Justine

@bijustine.bsky.social
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Seeking inclusion, fighting for love. Striving to be the living embodiment of a hug. My jokes are real dumb. We believe ACAB/BLM and we are pro-Palestine/anti-violence around here. she/they 🏳️‍🌈💜

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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All the early aughts PBS Kids be up wording their girls now.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my honest feeling is that if you have a problem with executions being publicly televised then you should have a problem with them happening at all.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
I Pushed My Luck, Reheated My Burrito An Extra 30 Seconds, and It Exploded All Over The Microwave. Here's Why That's A Lesson for Democrats
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Smosh Out of Context @smoshclips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ian stealing money from StalinIan smiling because he stole money from Stalin
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mystified by some of you all's pivot from "movies today look so drab, what happened to COLOR" to being mad about psychedelic narnia
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It has now been just over a year since my rather hasty but earnest post of an Insta story led to the complete breakdown of a family relationship and let me just say this: despite the loss of a surface level connection to a bigoted family member, I actually do not regret how I handled the fallout.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gravy, a brown, black, and white tabby, practically smiles for the camera while perched on a grey blanket.
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No Context Gillian Anderson @contextgillian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Judgement Day.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(pitching coach visiting the mound) i'm covering my mouth bc i just had some garlic bread
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I am, famously, quite stupid and my parents are, famously, also quite stupid. And technically since this is a stupid post that I am reposting, it's also trickle down stupidity.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the microwave ding letting me know my pizza rolls are done
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i don't like it when people pretend to talk for their dog and they give the dog bad grammar. I think the dog probably has pretty good subject-verb agreement
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Octopus Wrangler ! 🇩🇰 @spencilular.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
😂😂 If this was my dad I’d make him all the American food he could eat!
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
oh my word
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I grew up in the Christian and Missionary Alliance, and that was like if a Methodist and a Baptist had a baby, shoved it on a plane to go live overseas with strangers, and then put the baby's picture in an edition of Voice of the Martyrs newsletter as a success story.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
former homeschooler here and this is nonsense. homeschoolers, like many other conservative communities, are taught to hate the vast majority of americans and huge swaths of the constitution. this hatred gets coded as “patriotic” while other critiques of america can literally get you deported.
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Smosh Out of Context @smoshclips.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We’re just normal men
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
commenting “*you’re” on a post that doesn’t have any version of it in it
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/06/2026
X Files screenshot. Mulder in a terribly branded Knicks cutoff t-shirt saying “Hey, homegirl. Word up.”
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I had a GREAT time watching The Mandolorian and Grogu. Every stick in the mud who can't just go in expecting to have a low stakes good time is missing out. This isn't Lord of the Rings. It's a Disney approved space Western. Just go to giggle at cute creatures and to cheer for Mando in the pit.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/05/2026
We really wanted to introduce you to Vanilla. She has the daintiest handshake we've ever witnessed. 14/10 (IG: bordercollievanilla)
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Me at 9 p.m. on my way to the couch to watch Stargate and do my puzzle over a plate
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I have been watching The Batman on a plane for as long as I can remember
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My Discover feed is currently riddled with Star Wars fans complaining about the prequels again. I know we just had THE holiday but godamn, these movies are old enough to drink alcohol now. Give it a REST and watch something else if you hate them so much. Also I know they're bad, but I love them.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 23/04/2026
when will zohran mamdani bring back 22 episode television seasons
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely
Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I watched Farscape for the first time last year and it became my favorite sci-fi show, above Stargate (that was a tall order) because the crew is just so much fun but they also hate each other every other day and that is so real.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I'm in the middle of watching Earth: Final Conflict and I keep thinking this.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Hello, I'm the neighbor who tried to pick a fight with the guy who plays Reacher. I acted of my own accord. My name is Timothee Chalamet and I thought he was a ballerina.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA deep breath HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Sinners? No thanks! How about a movie about nice people who love the Baby Jesus starring Kevin Sorbo or that little shit from Growing Pains
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Easter has to be mid March or later because otherwise Jesus would sometimes rise from the dead an hour earlier.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Me, changing my pastor's regular punctuation choices to commas before pasting his sermon summary into the YouTube post
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Smosh Out of Context @smoshclips.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Smosh Out of Context @smoshclips.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Shayne and Angela coloring on Beopardy while Ian dominates the game
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I hope Martha's doing OK.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ME: Lord, I just pray that you send a hedge of protection. GOD: Say less.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 05/02/2026
This is Remi. She feels so powerful in her snowsuit. Loves the satisfying swishy sound it makes when she walks. 12/10 diva material (TT: ferikitz)
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
An autobiography
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
At this point, if you post ANY statement with that blasted Norman Rockwell painting attached to it, I am immediately scrolling past. Hope to see the end of that trend SOON, friends.
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Smosh Out of Context @smoshclips.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Ben Jules @benjulesrun.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
does fuck ice include frozone 🥺
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Sitting in a mechanic's waiting area with no white noise doesn't bother me, but holding back Culver's burps in said quiet office is really a challenge my parents did not raise me to anticipate.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
When you're 12 and you make a tiny sweater for your Barbie as your first complicated project
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Fysh @eonianarchives.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Dyslexia, dyscalculia, dysgraphia and dyspraxia are the most ignored disorders when it comes to activism. Because typos are funny, being bad at maths is mocked, messy handwriting is lazy, and being clumsy is on purpose.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
My favorite one to talk about is the one who wear Hawaiian shirts for the family Christmas pictures in our garage and grew his grey hair out long in protest against Trump in 2016. He also travels the world and collects coins and talks about his favorite pubs to my teetotaling Republican parents.
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