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Justine

@bijustine.bsky.social
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Seeking inclusion, fighting for love. Striving to be the living embodiment of a hug. My jokes are real dumb. We believe ACAB/BLM and we are pro-Palestine/anti-violence around here. she/they 🏳️‍🌈💜

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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All the early aughts PBS Kids be up wording their girls now.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my honest feeling is that if you have a problem with executions being publicly televised then you should have a problem with them happening at all.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
I Pushed My Luck, Reheated My Burrito An Extra 30 Seconds, and It Exploded All Over The Microwave. Here's Why That's A Lesson for Democrats
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have an almond mom but almonds make her throat close up so I just have a mom
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
💜💜💜
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I kept waiting for things to get "intense" because that was the review I kept getting from friends, and then when only the 10 minutes fit that bill, I realized that either my brain is broken by what is actually intense and this wasn't it, or it was intense and my brain is broken in general.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Out of 50+ members on my dad's side, at least 5 people are diagnosed with narcolepsy or sleep apnea, and then there are the rest of us sleepy guys. Probs at least 10. Grew up keeping my dad awake when he was driving until I was old enough to drive. 😅 Only one time in the ditch, hashtag farmers.
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Smosh Out of Context @smoshclips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ian stealing money from StalinIan smiling because he stole money from Stalin
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mystified by some of you all's pivot from "movies today look so drab, what happened to COLOR" to being mad about psychedelic narnia
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think you could probably just book Wooly's for that money and it would be co-sponsored by @raygunsite.com (but like maybe it should just happen for real?)
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know I don't talk much on here but it is the only place truly safe from prying family eyes anymore. And if this shows up for someone else who needs to set that family boundary, let it be an encouragement to you to go for it. Protect yourself and your dearest ones. It's not worth the verbal abuse.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What I do regret is doing it before my grandma died. Had I held off, I think the funeral would have been a lot easier. Sometimes the quiet part starts blaring loudly in a room it wasn't invited into and then you learn if you handle it by finding ear plugs, or if you seek out the noise to shut it up.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It has now been just over a year since my rather hasty but earnest post of an Insta story led to the complete breakdown of a family relationship and let me just say this: despite the loss of a surface level connection to a bigoted family member, I actually do not regret how I handled the fallout.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is a picture I received this week from the lady who delivers our church's community garden haul to a non profit so I can make a social post. I...had to remind myself that she is rather prudish and would be horrified by the joke I wanted to make about the kinds of pictures she is sending me. 😂
A basket full of green squashes and scallions features a quite large, fallic squash hanging off the left side of the basket.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hiiiii buddy!
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Genuinely, give me about a year and I think I will be on this track and will happily write about your music, my friend. I'm not quite set up to do it yet, but there's something in the pipeline that could get me to that place, small audience though it might be.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gravy, a brown, black, and white tabby, practically smiles for the camera while perched on a grey blanket.
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No Context Gillian Anderson @contextgillian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Judgement Day.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(pitching coach visiting the mound) i'm covering my mouth bc i just had some garlic bread
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah, being someone who identifies in the same camp as some of these folks but also being from the Midwest/religious/a farm kid, etc. often makes me feel like I'm crazy for just...acknowledging people can change? And human suffering in people who have no actual power isn't ever satisfying.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I am, famously, quite stupid and my parents are, famously, also quite stupid. And technically since this is a stupid post that I am reposting, it's also trickle down stupidity.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I was going to just post one, and then I realized that my sister's sent me a few over the years of Cinny (Cinnamon Roll) and Gravy.
Cinny, a grey, brown, and black tabby, lounges on a cat tree with a grey, white, and black knitted hat resting on her head.Gravy, a brown and grey tabby wearing a pink cowgirl hat, sniffs a treat being offered to her.Cinny, a grey, brown, and black tabby, sits among blankets with a black and grey baseball cap on her head.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My mom needs to see this, tbh.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the microwave ding letting me know my pizza rolls are done
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i don't like it when people pretend to talk for their dog and they give the dog bad grammar. I think the dog probably has pretty good subject-verb agreement
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Octopus Wrangler ! 🇩🇰 @spencilular.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
😂😂 If this was my dad I’d make him all the American food he could eat!
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
oh my word
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I can never run for office because my cousin has tagged me in SO many childhood era pictures of 15 cousin kids riding on the same fourwheeler with no helmets.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I grew up in the Christian and Missionary Alliance, and that was like if a Methodist and a Baptist had a baby, shoved it on a plane to go live overseas with strangers, and then put the baby's picture in an edition of Voice of the Martyrs newsletter as a success story.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
former homeschooler here and this is nonsense. homeschoolers, like many other conservative communities, are taught to hate the vast majority of americans and huge swaths of the constitution. this hatred gets coded as “patriotic” while other critiques of america can literally get you deported.
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Smosh Out of Context @smoshclips.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We’re just normal men
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Molly! :(
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
commenting “*you’re” on a post that doesn’t have any version of it in it
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This truly looks like an SNL promo
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/06/2026
X Files screenshot. Mulder in a terribly branded Knicks cutoff t-shirt saying “Hey, homegirl. Word up.”
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I had a GREAT time watching The Mandolorian and Grogu. Every stick in the mud who can't just go in expecting to have a low stakes good time is missing out. This isn't Lord of the Rings. It's a Disney approved space Western. Just go to giggle at cute creatures and to cheer for Mando in the pit.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/05/2026
We really wanted to introduce you to Vanilla. She has the daintiest handshake we've ever witnessed. 14/10 (IG: bordercollievanilla)
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Me at 9 p.m. on my way to the couch to watch Stargate and do my puzzle over a plate
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I have been watching The Batman on a plane for as long as I can remember
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My Discover feed is currently riddled with Star Wars fans complaining about the prequels again. I know we just had THE holiday but godamn, these movies are old enough to drink alcohol now. Give it a REST and watch something else if you hate them so much. Also I know they're bad, but I love them.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Me in that one level of the Up movie Wii game
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hi, I was scrolling my Discover feed and literally just marked one of these way too sad posts as "show less" and then saw your post. WHY is this happening to us, I am already SAD.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 23/04/2026
when will zohran mamdani bring back 22 episode television seasons
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Maybe if his boss were to convert to Catholicism, a very funny thing could happen
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely
Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I watched Farscape for the first time last year and it became my favorite sci-fi show, above Stargate (that was a tall order) because the crew is just so much fun but they also hate each other every other day and that is so real.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I'm in the middle of watching Earth: Final Conflict and I keep thinking this.
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Justine @bijustine.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
PLEASE @rianjohnson.bsky.social WE NEED THIS
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Hello, I'm the neighbor who tried to pick a fight with the guy who plays Reacher. I acted of my own accord. My name is Timothee Chalamet and I thought he was a ballerina.
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