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Jennifer Porteus

@bigbuttdracula.bsky.social
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Cherry spritz 😏 #oilpainting #art
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/12/2025
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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ashley ray @theashleyray.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
hate my friends who don't text during the workday like damn you're strict as hell
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 21/03/2025
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Screenshot of the Pokémon anime featuring a Feraligatr and Totodile with text on Feraligatr saying “Me buying cool stuff I would have liked as a kid” and text above Totodile saying “My inner kid being happy”
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
“While we’re on the subject of Elon Musk, is there anyone in America who is comfortable with him and his gang of 20-year-olds using their own computer servers to poke through your tax returns, your health information, and your bank accounts?”
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
If you ever wanted a 1990s smooth jazz album that is literally just wolves howling along to a saxophone for one hour, one minute, and 27 seconds, boy do I have an album for you: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzfb...
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Jazz Wolf
YouTube video by Chompsky Homp
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped. American voters:
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a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
ALT: a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/02/2025
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 25/02/2025
Elon Musk and his 19-year-olds have now disrupted the approval of medical devices that save lives. Every member of Congress bears a responsibility to stop this right now.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/02/2025
checks out
image of BOB inside a mirror from twin peaks
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Someone take my phone away I want to earnestly post shit like love is the only thing that matters
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
we need a new place on the computer
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 21/02/2025
Happening now: protesters are outside the Fine Arts Building on Michigan Avenue in downtown Chicago this evening. People are in line to see House of Reps Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries for an event tonight promoting his recently released book. Crowd chanting at them, "we don't need a book tour!"
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
🔥🔥🔥 Former Vikings punter Chris Kluwe was arrested for civil disobedience after speaking against a MAGA display that the city council of Huntington Beach agreed to put up at the public library…..that’s what’s up….every word👇
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
A parking lot showing a cybertruck in one spot, next to a car that has built a cybertruck-esque shell around it out of green plastic. It's really hard to describe exactly how silly this vehicle looks next to the green car.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/02/2025
Bro are you ok? Your wizened visage appears forlorn
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
KNOW YOUR
RIGHTS
IN CASE OF ICE:
CONOCE TUS DERECHOS
EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR.
ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge.
Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door.
NO ABRAS TU PUERTA.
ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.ASK THEM
TO LEAVE.
If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission.
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PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN.
Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.REMAIN SILENT.
You have the right to remain silent.
If the agents ask you questions, tell them,
"I wish to remain silent."
PERMANECE EN SILENCIO.
Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio.
Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles:
"Deseo permanecer en silencio".
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 13/02/2025
There’s a Crumb strip from I think 1989 called “The Ruff Tuff Cream-Puffs Take Charge” that I think about a lot these days.
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kats-kats25.bsky.social @kats-kats25.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
One of my favs. 🥰
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the problem with RFK jr is not that he is an addict it is that he is the horseman pestilence
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Serena Williams!
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Maybe 17 beers and 13,000 calories worth of spinach and artichoke dip will help me feel better about the world
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
*robert eggers running out of old timey folk monsters* ërnëst skarred stu-pid
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The Isaac Who Came In From the Butler @isaacbutler.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The Dems gotta stop acting like Lisa Simpson at the beginning of the episode and start acting like Lisa Simpson right before the second ad break.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Wait. Have @doge and Elon just been pulling numbers from usaspending.gov ? Then releasing it as if they discovered it ? Brilliant if true. Absolutely brilliant. Fooled me. Very Trump like too. Any usaspending.gov experts out there that can tell us ?
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Jennifer Porteus @bigbuttdracula.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
So you mean the oligarch is using Pinkertons?
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Elizabeth @misscherrypi.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The greatest collab in history omg.
Sixteenth Minute with Jamie Loftus “Hawk Tuah Bonus featuring Ed Zitron”
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Teen Vogue @teenvogue.com · 06/02/2025
"The work was rewarding, and at times I loved it. It gave me a sense of purpose in a place where it’s hard to find: prison. But make no mistake, neither I nor my work felt dignified or valued." ⤵️
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I Was an Incarcerated Firefighter. Here’s What I Want People to Know.
California recently voted to preserve forced prison labor.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
me, reading all of you on bluesky: the american experiment is over. we know not what hell we enter over the coming years me, writing an email: Hi! I hope this finds you well.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/02/2025
Crockett: "If feels as if y'all have just decided that y'all are gonna castrate your constitutional duty & hand it over to someone who was unelected. It doesn't matter how many cheerleaders he had on the field campaigning for him. That doesn't mean he gets to go in and sit atop any of our agencies"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/02/2025
they are mostly targeting black employees so this is quite literally just a repeat of woodrow wilson’s segregationist purge of the federal government
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Jennifer Porteus @bigbuttdracula.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Sometimes logging into a “free” website feels like being kept on the phone line in a detective movie
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Dream blunt rotation.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Please kill me
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too. Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more. Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.
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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.
Matt Yglesias gleefully using the r-slur.Noah Smith gleefully using the r-slur.
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Caity!! (comms OPEN) @caitysecret.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
A photo of Philomena Cunk
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Emma Roller @emmaroller.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
You’re telling me this life crisis is mid?
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