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Bergen Hanson

@bergenator.bsky.social
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Maybe THIS social media won't turn on me and sell out to grimy politicians or billionaires. Also I like cinema, literature, cats, and Godzilla.

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Fawful's Minion @fawfulsminion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Super replayable Gamecube exclusives starring goofy badasses whose name starts with L, going through creepy classical European atmosphere to rescue someone important from a manic ruler by going room-to-room to clear hordes of enemies and collect money and gems for a better rank. My favorite gender.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's pretty clear when I played the most games.
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Nintendeal @nintendeal.com · 25/09/2026
Castlevania: 40th Anniversary is free on iOS and Android if claimed by October 24 iOS: apple.co/3Tjf80g Android: bit.ly/4rwjuOd
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally, someone has the balls to show Godzilla and King Ghidorah being mad racist to each other.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Today's Horoscope 
Every sign gets "death is coming"
Except for Sagittarius, which gets "you will see a cute dog"
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finally got around to seeing Obsession, and I think this article does a pretty good job summing up how I feel about it (plus the two-dimensional online discourse) laurarbnsn.substack.com/p/obsession-...
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Obsession and the Narcissistic Abuser As the Metanarrative of the Internet: Part One
On reading horror carefully in the Internet age
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Words can't properly convey how deeply I hate Louie from the Pikmin series, so I'll leave it at what I feel comfortable saying in the Alt text.
I hope he gets eight 10 lb bowling balls slammed into his ribs in two-minute intervals by a chimpanzee, then I hope he gets chained to a radiator and left to cannibalize himself just to survive for a few more agony-ridden days.
This greedy knuckle-dragging troglodyte FUCK isn't fit to scratch Olimar's balls.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy Birthday, Super Mario Maker 🍄 thank you for making 2015's the best 9/11 ever
This game Super Mario Maker for Wii U was actually released on September 11th, 2015, which is funny because it distracts us from thinking about actual 9/11
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Another year older, another reason to listen to this absolute banger. youtu.be/6CrTQSLmCP0?...
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Happy Birthday (Music Video) [2017 Version]
YouTube video by Cheesy Potatoson
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Silenthilldude👻🇬🇹 @silenthilldude.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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🌐🌐AaaAA 3D Ball!!!🌐🌐 @chaofanatic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Smash Bros Melee is such a funny game to me because every story I hear about it is just "Folks rigidly stuck to an exact meta for 30 years until some 15 year old who doesn't care about that stuff came along and said 'I like donkey kong' and kicked everyones ass"
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It may be small minded of me but no monetization is worth doing this to yourself.
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Sparkx the Buck 🏳️‍🌈 🔜 MAW @sparkxfalcon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I know this is is gonna shock some people probably. But I'm probably one of only a handful (feels like) of gamers who genuinely doesn't care about GTA VI. I don't hate it, just indifferent. Not really a series I've played much, so I just don't have the same hype as others I guess lmao
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hey Grim Reaper, let's have a talk about some of your more recent choices lately...
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Tiffany-Chan123 - #GoSeeCoyoteVsACME @tiffany-chan123.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He went to the only place unaffected by capitalism...Heaven.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Man, the wrong people keep dying.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 12/01/2025
Resident Evil 4 is special because the average person owns 3-7 copies of it
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 23/08/2026
Spider-Man beating the shit out of Jake Lang is my 2026 spirit animal.
Spider man punching Jake Lang. Below, JK Simmons saying now thats a picture of spiderman
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Austin Shinn @untitleduser.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I maintain this. For a pop culture character to achieve mythic status, they must be adaptable to any time or place. They should be adaptable in their moral axis. But they should always symbolize one idea such as the unknown in physical form. I believe there is one great myth born from films.
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Godzilla Minus One: Atomic Breath
Alt: Godzilla Minus One: Atomic Breath
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 18/08/2026
What did they mean by this
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Every day I wake up and the wrong person is dead. Peace and comfort to her family and loved ones.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Looks like Bluesky works again.
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Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Serebii Update: Pokémon Bank will stop working and being able to connect to Pokémon HOME on February 26th 2027. Pokémon will not be able to stored any longer in it and it cannot connect to Pokémon HOME after that day serebii.net
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Soooo... Godzilla when? www.yahoo.com/news/science...
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Scientists find 200,000 barrels of radioactive waste in the ocean
More than 200,000 barrels of radioactive waste were dumped in the Northeast Atlantic during the second half of the 20th century. In a French expedition under the NODSSUM project (Nuclear Ocean Dump Si...
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mogadooooooom @mogadontrenchcoat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
imagine announcing to the world that you, a 'journalist,' find reading so difficult you need an inaccurate, hallucinating plagiarism engine to give you the gist in as simple language as possible. imagine saying this just a decade ago. ai cultists are... stupid. they're just legit stupid people.
Axios: AI has become my reading buddy as I've plowed through my summer book list, helping me keep track of plots and characters, unpack themes, and make sense of wordy, old prose.

Why it matters: The way many of us actually read books — a few pages before bed, a chapter at the beach, another on a plane — makes it easy to lose the thread. AI can help you pick it back up without starting over.
📖 I really got into using AI while reading James Fenimore Cooper's "The Last of the Mohicans." The text was far too dense for casual vacation reading. My first prompt asked:

"I'd like a guide as I read The Last of the Mohicans who can help me understand what I've read and where the story is, without giving spoilers or getting ahead of my progress. Can you do this, chapter by chapter?"
The robot agreed: "Cooper's sentences are long and his diction is archaic."
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ich lerne Deutsch, aber ich spreche es noch nicht so gut. Ich muss noch viel lernen. (Written 90% by an English speaker with the German fluency of a toddler)
Banner showing off my 400 Day Streak learning German in Duolingo.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Got a playlist queued up just for the occasion. open.spotify.com/playlist/6G7...
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When It Happens
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Men, raise your boys right so they don't turn out to be anything close to EDP445. What a trainwreck of (what can loosely be described as) a human being. youtu.be/qOqYIVKfV-U?...
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The Sick Mind of EDP445 | Official Documentary
YouTube video by Mike Clum
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every attack ad against Francesca Hong reads like an endorsement- "opposes Trump's policies, wants to ablosih ICE," like you don't need to keep selling it to me.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Nice
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just saw a thing where a director talked about taking out sex/nudity because audiences don’t want to see it. Here’s an idea: fuck the audience. I’m the chef & they’ll eat what I serve them and like it. *The audience* knows what they want? Why don’t you let a toddler drive a car next?
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KnightOfGames @knightofgames.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i do like that this implies GTA 6 isn’t valuable enough to receive a vinyl release if it were an album
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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You know what's REALLY "manly"? Reading a lot of books. Knowing stuff. Being smart. Being able to talk to people. Being able to listen to people. Being open to new ideas. Being able to admit when you're wrong. Taking care of yourself and taking care of others. The rest is just posturing.
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Rockstar doing a 6 hour timed exclusive 15 min showcase for their 80 dollar video game on a movie streaming platform is genuinely so absurd it's like not even funny the games industry is genuinely depressing to me
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 07/08/2026
Guy who catches his partner having an affair through streetpass
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
15 years of Skyrim does things to a man's brain. youtu.be/CoOsnLIL_iI?...
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Elder Scrolls 6 ain't ever coming out
YouTube video by Bergenator
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TMJ4 News @tmj4.com · 06/08/2026
A former substitute teacher at Bradford High School has been sentenced to prison after pleading guilty to sending explicit sexual messages to a then-15-year-old male student.
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Former Bradford High School substitute teacher sentenced to prison for sending explicit messages to student
A former substitute teacher at Bradford High School has been sentenced to prison after pleading guilty to sending explicit sexual messages to a then-15-year-old male student.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yes. Now shut up and get a brain.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A reminder: If you absolutely cannot boycott Amazon, don’t. But can you make them NOT your default? If every Amazon customer cut their spending by just 10%, Bezos would burst his facelift sutures. This doesn’t have to be an all or nothing.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is Miyamoto. I am sorry, I lied and needed to use your toilet. I clogged your toilet. I am leaving now.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is Miyamoto. I am here to share news on the upcoming Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo Switch 2. Please unlock your front door.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
MST3K would come on the Syfy channel at like 5 AM Sunday and that’s just when your ass had to watch it and I can’t explain it but it made it funnier
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IGN @ign.com · 01/08/2026
We're months into the AI-caused RAM crisis, and it just seems that AI is just making gaming worse and more expensive. And it doesn't seem like gamers are really getting anything out of the deal. bit.ly/3RHiSYC
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