Reposted by Bergen HansonFawful's Minion @fawfulsminion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Super replayable Gamecube exclusives starring goofy badasses whose name starts with L, going through creepy classical European atmosphere to rescue someone important from a manic ruler by going room-to-room to clear hordes of enemies and collect money and gems for a better rank. My favorite gender. 49733
Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's pretty clear when I played the most games. 000
Reposted by Bergen HansonNintendeal @nintendeal.com · 25/09/2026Castlevania: 40th Anniversary is free on iOS and Android if claimed by October 24 iOS: apple.co/3Tjf80g Android: bit.ly/4rwjuOd 65925
Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Finally, someone has the balls to show Godzilla and King Ghidorah being mad racist to each other. 000
Reposted by Bergen HansonChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got 31798471557
Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Finally got around to seeing Obsession, and I think this article does a pretty good job summing up how I feel about it (plus the two-dimensional online discourse) laurarbnsn.substack.com/p/obsession-...laurarbnsn.substack.comObsession and the Narcissistic Abuser As the Metanarrative of the Internet: Part OneOn reading horror carefully in the Internet age 000
Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Words can't properly convey how deeply I hate Louie from the Pikmin series, so I'll leave it at what I feel comfortable saying in the Alt text. 000
Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Happy Birthday, Super Mario Maker 🍄 thank you for making 2015's the best 9/11 ever 000
Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Another year older, another reason to listen to this absolute banger. youtu.be/6CrTQSLmCP0?...youtu.be"Weird Al" Yankovic - Happy Birthday (Music Video) [2017 Version]YouTube video by Cheesy Potatoson 000
Reposted by Bergen Hanson🌐🌐AaaAA 3D Ball!!!🌐🌐 @chaofanatic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Smash Bros Melee is such a funny game to me because every story I hear about it is just "Folks rigidly stuck to an exact meta for 30 years until some 15 year old who doesn't care about that stuff came along and said 'I like donkey kong' and kicked everyones ass" 1035475
Reposted by Bergen HansonLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It may be small minded of me but no monetization is worth doing this to yourself. 25931167
Reposted by Bergen HansonSparkx the Buck 🏳️🌈 🔜 MAW @sparkxfalcon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I know this is is gonna shock some people probably. But I'm probably one of only a handful (feels like) of gamers who genuinely doesn't care about GTA VI. I don't hate it, just indifferent. Not really a series I've played much, so I just don't have the same hype as others I guess lmao 3311011
Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hey Grim Reaper, let's have a talk about some of your more recent choices lately... 000
Reposted by Bergen HansonTiffany-Chan123 - #GoSeeCoyoteVsACME @tiffany-chan123.bsky.social · 26/08/2026He went to the only place unaffected by capitalism...Heaven. 1241
Reposted by Bergen Hansonmaddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 12/01/2025Resident Evil 4 is special because the average person owns 3-7 copies of it 781087213
Reposted by Bergen HansonJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 23/08/2026Spider-Man beating the shit out of Jake Lang is my 2026 spirit animal. 148134052309
Reposted by Bergen HansonThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 159223606267
Reposted by Bergen HansonDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182674355
Reposted by Bergen HansonAustin Shinn @untitleduser.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I maintain this. For a pop culture character to achieve mythic status, they must be adaptable to any time or place. They should be adaptable in their moral axis. But they should always symbolize one idea such as the unknown in physical form. I believe there is one great myth born from films.static.klipy.comGodzilla Minus One: Atomic BreathAlt: Godzilla Minus One: Atomic Breath 56722
Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Every day I wake up and the wrong person is dead. Peace and comfort to her family and loved ones. 010
Reposted by Bergen HansonSerebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Serebii Update: Pokémon Bank will stop working and being able to connect to Pokémon HOME on February 26th 2027. Pokémon will not be able to stored any longer in it and it cannot connect to Pokémon HOME after that day serebii.net 981390790
Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Soooo... Godzilla when? www.yahoo.com/news/science...yahoo.comScientists find 200,000 barrels of radioactive waste in the oceanMore than 200,000 barrels of radioactive waste were dumped in the Northeast Atlantic during the second half of the 20th century. In a French expedition under the NODSSUM project (Nuclear Ocean Dump Si... 32614
Reposted by Bergen Hansonmogadooooooom @mogadontrenchcoat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026imagine announcing to the world that you, a 'journalist,' find reading so difficult you need an inaccurate, hallucinating plagiarism engine to give you the gist in as simple language as possible. imagine saying this just a decade ago. ai cultists are... stupid. they're just legit stupid people. 6341
Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Ich lerne Deutsch, aber ich spreche es noch nicht so gut. Ich muss noch viel lernen. (Written 90% by an English speaker with the German fluency of a toddler) 000
Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Got a playlist queued up just for the occasion. open.spotify.com/playlist/6G7...open.spotify.comWhen It HappensPlaylist · Bergen Samuel · 16 items 120
Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Men, raise your boys right so they don't turn out to be anything close to EDP445. What a trainwreck of (what can loosely be described as) a human being. youtu.be/qOqYIVKfV-U?...youtu.beThe Sick Mind of EDP445 | Official DocumentaryYouTube video by Mike Clum 000
Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Every attack ad against Francesca Hong reads like an endorsement- "opposes Trump's policies, wants to ablosih ICE," like you don't need to keep selling it to me. 120
Reposted by Bergen HansonRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Just saw a thing where a director talked about taking out sex/nudity because audiences don’t want to see it. Here’s an idea: fuck the audience. I’m the chef & they’ll eat what I serve them and like it. *The audience* knows what they want? Why don’t you let a toddler drive a car next? 1365454803
Reposted by Bergen HansonKnightOfGames @knightofgames.bsky.social · 07/08/2026i do like that this implies GTA 6 isn’t valuable enough to receive a vinyl release if it were an album 11252
Reposted by Bergen HansonMatthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026You know what's REALLY "manly"? Reading a lot of books. Knowing stuff. Being smart. Being able to talk to people. Being able to listen to people. Being open to new ideas. Being able to admit when you're wrong. Taking care of yourself and taking care of others. The rest is just posturing. 39905138
Reposted by Bergen HansonSomari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Rockstar doing a 6 hour timed exclusive 15 min showcase for their 80 dollar video game on a movie streaming platform is genuinely so absurd it's like not even funny the games industry is genuinely depressing to me 919943
Reposted by Bergen HansonJon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 07/08/2026Guy who catches his partner having an affair through streetpass 1253662
Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 07/08/202615 years of Skyrim does things to a man's brain. youtu.be/CoOsnLIL_iI?...youtu.beElder Scrolls 6 ain't ever coming outYouTube video by Bergenator 000
Reposted by Bergen HansonTMJ4 News @tmj4.com · 06/08/2026A former substitute teacher at Bradford High School has been sentenced to prison after pleading guilty to sending explicit sexual messages to a then-15-year-old male student.tmj4.comFormer Bradford High School substitute teacher sentenced to prison for sending explicit messages to studentA former substitute teacher at Bradford High School has been sentenced to prison after pleading guilty to sending explicit sexual messages to a then-15-year-old male student. 011
Reposted by Bergen HansonMovies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 04/08/2026A reminder: If you absolutely cannot boycott Amazon, don’t. But can you make them NOT your default? If every Amazon customer cut their spending by just 10%, Bezos would burst his facelift sutures. This doesn’t have to be an all or nothing. 14461139
Reposted by Bergen HansonNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026This is Miyamoto. I am sorry, I lied and needed to use your toilet. I clogged your toilet. I am leaving now. 327513
Reposted by Bergen HansonNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026This is Miyamoto. I am here to share news on the upcoming Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo Switch 2. Please unlock your front door. 602239526
Reposted by Bergen HansonBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026MST3K would come on the Syfy channel at like 5 AM Sunday and that’s just when your ass had to watch it and I can’t explain it but it made it funnier 55175070
Reposted by Bergen HansonIGN @ign.com · 01/08/2026We're months into the AI-caused RAM crisis, and it just seems that AI is just making gaming worse and more expensive. And it doesn't seem like gamers are really getting anything out of the deal. bit.ly/3RHiSYC 916930