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Bergen Hanson

@bergenator.bsky.social
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Maybe THIS social media won't turn on me and sell out to grimy politicians or billionaires. Also I like cinema, literature, cats, and Godzilla.

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Miles Bennell @milesbennell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
King Kong vs. Godzilla 1962
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do it, Godzilla. Be a hero.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Batman Part II is the new Half-Life 3.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cool, this poster looks terrible.
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who else is getting Ocarina of Time and/or Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee in November instead of this?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can confirm, did this for myself last night!
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Fawful's Minion @fawfulsminion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Super replayable Gamecube exclusives starring goofy badasses whose name starts with L, going through creepy classical European atmosphere to rescue someone important from a manic ruler by going room-to-room to clear hordes of enemies and collect money and gems for a better rank. My favorite gender.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's pretty clear when I played the most games.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Respectfully, if you feel compelled to keep commenting the same thing for the last couple days on this page, you're better off blocking and moving on with your life.
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Nintendeal @nintendeal.com · 25/09/2026
Castlevania: 40th Anniversary is free on iOS and Android if claimed by October 24 iOS: apple.co/3Tjf80g Android: bit.ly/4rwjuOd
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Calling it now, Godzilla's gonna see Shikishima, look him dead in the eyes, open his mouth and say "Fuck you" in perfect English, then nuke him point blank.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally, someone has the balls to show Godzilla and King Ghidorah being mad racist to each other.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Today's Horoscope 
Every sign gets "death is coming"
Except for Sagittarius, which gets "you will see a cute dog"
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finally got around to seeing Obsession, and I think this article does a pretty good job summing up how I feel about it (plus the two-dimensional online discourse) laurarbnsn.substack.com/p/obsession-...
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Obsession and the Narcissistic Abuser As the Metanarrative of the Internet: Part One
On reading horror carefully in the Internet age
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Words can't properly convey how deeply I hate Louie from the Pikmin series, so I'll leave it at what I feel comfortable saying in the Alt text.
I hope he gets eight 10 lb bowling balls slammed into his ribs in two-minute intervals by a chimpanzee, then I hope he gets chained to a radiator and left to cannibalize himself just to survive for a few more agony-ridden days.
This greedy knuckle-dragging troglodyte FUCK isn't fit to scratch Olimar's balls.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy Birthday, Super Mario Maker 🍄 thank you for making 2015's the best 9/11 ever
This game Super Mario Maker for Wii U was actually released on September 11th, 2015, which is funny because it distracts us from thinking about actual 9/11
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Another year older, another reason to listen to this absolute banger. youtu.be/6CrTQSLmCP0?...
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Happy Birthday (Music Video) [2017 Version]
YouTube video by Cheesy Potatoson
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
THE BIDIBIDIBI IS BACK
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Silenthilldude👻🇬🇹 @silenthilldude.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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🌐🌐AaaAA 3D Ball!!!🌐🌐 @chaofanatic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Smash Bros Melee is such a funny game to me because every story I hear about it is just "Folks rigidly stuck to an exact meta for 30 years until some 15 year old who doesn't care about that stuff came along and said 'I like donkey kong' and kicked everyones ass"
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It may be small minded of me but no monetization is worth doing this to yourself.
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Sparkx the Buck 🏳️‍🌈 @sparkxfalcon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I know this is is gonna shock some people probably. But I'm probably one of only a handful (feels like) of gamers who genuinely doesn't care about GTA VI. I don't hate it, just indifferent. Not really a series I've played much, so I just don't have the same hype as others I guess lmao
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hey Grim Reaper, let's have a talk about some of your more recent choices lately...
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Tiffany-Chan123 - #GoSeeCoyoteVsACME @tiffany-chan123.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He went to the only place unaffected by capitalism...Heaven.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Man, the wrong people keep dying.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 12/01/2025
Resident Evil 4 is special because the average person owns 3-7 copies of it
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 23/08/2026
Spider-Man beating the shit out of Jake Lang is my 2026 spirit animal.
Spider man punching Jake Lang. Below, JK Simmons saying now thats a picture of spiderman
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Austin Shinn @untitleduser.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I maintain this. For a pop culture character to achieve mythic status, they must be adaptable to any time or place. They should be adaptable in their moral axis. But they should always symbolize one idea such as the unknown in physical form. I believe there is one great myth born from films.
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Godzilla Minus One: Atomic Breath
Alt: Godzilla Minus One: Atomic Breath
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Do what?
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 18/08/2026
What did they mean by this
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Every day I wake up and the wrong person is dead. Peace and comfort to her family and loved ones.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Looks like Bluesky works again.
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is consistently a Top 5 Godzilla movie, and certainly one of the most intriguing.
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Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Serebii Update: Pokémon Bank will stop working and being able to connect to Pokémon HOME on February 26th 2027. Pokémon will not be able to stored any longer in it and it cannot connect to Pokémon HOME after that day serebii.net
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Soooo... Godzilla when? www.yahoo.com/news/science...
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Scientists find 200,000 barrels of radioactive waste in the ocean
More than 200,000 barrels of radioactive waste were dumped in the Northeast Atlantic during the second half of the 20th century. In a French expedition under the NODSSUM project (Nuclear Ocean Dump Si...
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
But I apparently know how to get under one's skin. If you wanna keep using AI systems, I can't stop you, but you also won't stop me from distrusting them (and more specifically the people who benefit from others' use of it)
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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David Lynch Elaborate On That
ALT: David Lynch Elaborate On That
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Reminds me of this early YouTube gem youtu.be/Y9NZHRNF_g0?...
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Apples and BREAKS - JonTron (re-upload)
YouTube video by JonTron Archive
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Bergen Hanson @bergenator.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I understand it. That's specifically why I don’t like it.
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