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🟪 MBMBaM Wizard Emeritus 🟦 they/he 🟩 ace trans Jew 🟨 Long COVIDer 🟧 wear ur fucking mask 🟥 benkantt.com

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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 17h
looked up mine and this is killing me lmao
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 18h
Posters and ads are starting to show up so a friendly reminder
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Original Chungus @tronknotts.bsky.social · 18h
Every time one a company proves it's rich enough to buy another company it is suddenly too poor to employee everyone at both companies
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Charm City Indivisible ❌👑 @charmcityindvsbl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s so interesting! Hey, out of curiosity, what exactly does Anduril do?
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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sorry but China and Mihoyo are like kings of the gacha game market. They just funneled their gambling vice from sports into mobile games.
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Ben Can't @bencant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If "Pink Pony Club" had come out in 2016/17 you KNOW there would've been a parody called "Pink Pussy Hat"
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(face turnt up into a rictus grim like an actor on SNL or someone who has been eat from the inside by insects) the news
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 06/10/2026
Quick shout-out to the guy who was talking to one of our patron services chatbots and calling it "shitbot" and constantly insulting it even after it asked not to, even though, in actual point, we don't use patron service chatbots and the stream of abuse was aimed at an actual person.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"And 👏 we 👏 did 👏 nothing 👏 to 👏 stop 👏 it 👏."
Democrats
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A pro-Trump billionaire family now controls all of these platforms.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 07/10/2026
A really annoying thing about being on the aroace spectrum is that no one really explains what the alternative is, they just assume you are too and of course understand implicitly what sexual/romantic attraction is. You're left with the vague feeling that no one actually understands this shit
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skydance now owns Nick, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, and MTV, effectively ending US TV animation as we know it. Countless jobs will be lost, and fewer new shows will be created. An apocalyptic scenario for cartoons, yet it's maybe the 5th-worst thing about the Paramount-WB merger!
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"But the handicapped need cars!" No, what they need are options in mobility. The tech exists to enable their freedom of independent mobility, but almost always what is lacking is the enabling infrastructure. Bike lanes and quality sidewalks serve everyone.
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Lola Sebastian @lola.nebula.tv · 05/10/2026
I have a few thoughts. www.patreon.com/LolaSebastia...
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What the fuck are we doing with Jacob Geller? | Lola Sebastian
On September 30, 2026, just days after the 2024 Cornell University rape controversy dominated the news cycle, it was substantiated that vide
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An essay on Jacob Geller, Cornell, sexual violence, and the stories we tell about men’s futures (will make into a public video eventually) www.patreon.com/jessiegender...
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Jacob Geller, Cornell, and the Future We Save for Men | Jessie Gender
CW: Rape, Sexual Assault By Jessie Earl & Aranock There is a story about a man trying to get home to Ithaca. After years of war and death, O
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 06/10/2026
fwiw arstechnica.com/apple/2026/1...
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Command-line tool quickly removes Apple Intelligence from macOS 27
The tool can free up over 12GB of storage.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Since so much of it is out there at the moment…

I’ve seen the take that rape is “a fate worse than death” a lot. This is usually from well-meaning people who want SA to be taken as seriously as it should be in a society that regularly sacrifices victims at the altars of Men With Bright Futures.

But it’s wrong. And it’s damaging and dangerous for victims to hear. You are not better off dead than raped. 

After your assault, you’ll navigate the feelings of betrayal and anger and hurt. You may experience suicidal ideation. You probably will. But you are not better off dead than raped.

There is a whole life you will live after SA. It may be different than the life you once saw stretch out before you, but it’s no less valuable. You will heal and grow and change. You will know more happiness than you could ever imagine from that dark, angry, fearful place you once inhabited. 

Your life has beauty and value and it is bigger than what SA took from you.
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think what I resent the most is that all of us, especially the women who worked with him, were a part of his rehabilitation (at least image-wise) without us ever getting to choose if that was something we wanted to participate in. He didn't let us or his audience make a choice. How ironic.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This exchange blasts through my head as I spend every single day doing interviews and podcast appearances for the new book. "You understand, of course..."
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Ben Can't @bencant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just saw this one bsky.app/profile/jesa...
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Illuminated capital D
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/10/2026
the reason these people need to be stripped of almost all of their money is so that they stop thinking that it gives them the right to nominate themselves for the "benevolent dictator" position
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Ben Can't @bencant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lmao was *just* thinking earlier today about a class i took in college called "philosophy of music" (which was almost entirely about classical music and disparaged popular music whenever it came up)
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
'tis the season
youtube.com
Skull Boy Tells a Joke (The Real One)
YouTube video by Tom Schalk
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026
how am I gonna explain to my therapist that 149,000 people on twitter want me dead
tweet that says “we need to go back in time and kill the wendys social media manager from 2017”
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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PacoOnPause @pacoonpause.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it's weird how fixated a lot of you are on people who are covid conscious..
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♥ Chaotic Brush ♥🔞 @brushofchaos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did enough damage to the WB brand, and jumped the falling plane deploying a nice golden parachute. Fuck the Ellisons, and fuck Zaslav. Eat the fucking rich.
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Jacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In 1974, Cornell lecturer Lin Farley began recognizing a pattern in the experiences women shared in her Women and Work course: women were being pushed out of jobs by men’s sexual behavior. Farley coined the term, “sexual harassment.”
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/10/2026
I can't get over the fact that he thinks daylight savings is bad because you have to climb up "high and dangerous steeples" to change the clocks. Like a fire engine full of cats has to go out and they climb the ladder like in a Richard Scarry drawing
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh yeah he's an unethical dumbass for pursuing the career he did, and he deserves to lose his deals and platform. i just don't think people's entire lives are forfeit because of a thing they did as a teenager. there has to be some place for a person like that in society, or else it's not society
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pleonasm @pleonasmical.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No one hates a large city like the governor of the state it's located in
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it's bad that kids simply *riding* e-motos are viewed as problematic. What about the high schoolers I see driving trucks and overpowered cars? Or parents in giant SUVs? Both of which are more dangerous. No, no, the kids on e-motos are the real scourge.
Why are dirt bikes being ridden to middle school? How is that allowed? 
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Ben Can't @bencant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She's going to her new home tomorrow 🥺 I'm gonna miss her so much 🥺
A white cat with black spots on her head and back lies on a fluffy blanket. Her front paws are bent and her eyes are partly closed. Her face looks naturally sad but she was purring!
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Rebecca Williams @rebeccawilliams.info · 03/10/2026
all of these examples are just an opportunity to uncover some preexisting psychological wound that needs tending to here the headline should be Parents Strapped for Cash Who Lack Aesthetic Discernment Are Grifted by Opportunists
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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there is a push towards minimizing friction, not needing to interrogate your own relationship or positioning to things. or to just take the position that won't get you yelled at. an alternative more dialectical mode of operating is harder, but it usually results in greater understanding and empathy.
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and, on the more mundane level, if our culture's idea of remorse and rehabilitation is "you admit your crime, for which there can be no forgiveness then we throw you in a pit and hate you forever", then you are not going to have a lot of people electing to engage in remorse and rehabilitation
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H-O-T-T-O-D-D! @klookloo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
edit of B. Kliban's "A Cartoonist is coming!" comic, but Sluggo in his new hat is the dapper strutting fellow
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merriam 🇰🇳 @merriam.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
The worst person you know meme
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punishedtotesnot.bsky.social @punishedtotesnot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've seen multiple people say that someone who commits SA doesn't have a "right" to any kind of work that is public facing and I don't want to live in a world where we have categories for how much society you're allowed to participate in for life.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Palantir shifting from hiring only "Ivy or Ivy-equivalent" degrees to hiring only out of high school is an admission that "training" and "talent" were never factors at all. They were looking for packaging & prestige, and now they're looking for ignorance & impressionability.
Tech companies launching their own programs to train grads because they ‘can’t rely’ on Ivy Leagues
By Lydia Moynihan
Published Oct. 1, 2026, 6:00 a.m. ETAs the university system increasingly becomes a wildly expensive bastion of anti-Western sentiment, key figures in Silicon Valley are betting on alternatives to higher education. They argue that even the Ivy League is no longer producing the best candidates — nor are they even accepting some of the most qualified students.

“It used to be the case that you could rely on somebody who went to an Ivy or Ivy-equivalent to be top notch,” said Jordan Hirsch, who runs Palantir’s semester-long intensive Meritocracy Fellowship, which accepts high school graduates.“But that’s not the case anymore… we suspected that there was a lot of talent being missed.”
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Who, Me? was a top secret, sulfurous, non-lethal chemical weapon developed by MIT-graduate Ernest Crocker for the U.S. Office of Strategic Services during World War II.[1][2] Who, Me? smelled strongly of fecal matter, and was issued in pocket atomizers intended to be unobtrusively sprayed on a German officer to humiliate him and, by extension, demoralize the occupying German forces.[3]

Who, Me? had a high concentration of extremely volatile sulfur compounds that were very difficult to control: more often than not, the person who did the spraying also ended up smelling as bad as the one targeted.[4] After two weeks, it was concluded that Who, Me? was a failure.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's true that there's not much structural antisemitism in North America anymore but you know I'm not sure if it matters that the guys coming through the synagogue door with an assault rifle are in line with a structural system of oppression.
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