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houston music & beverage nerd popsicle aficionado raised on commercials cheese curls fan account astros very impish

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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 5h
Someone on the radio just said they marked up the El Tiempo margaritas to $35 at the stadium for the playoffs?!? Ok, now I’m thinking the fans should have booed more #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 5h
Man oh man. I’m not a boo your team guy. But players whining about the fans is weak loser shit. Go play like crap for NY or Philly and see what that’s like. And Walker, you better go 3-4 and drive in four runs today otherwise I do hope you hear about it #Astros
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 16h
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Y - David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 17h
Get off x as well. I know we do the dumb discourse every time but clearly this is what that app is for. get off x sorry! you shouldn't be on there and you know this.
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 20h
The Cornell victim has been doxxed on X. So worried for her. I hate this planet.
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 19h
Hunter s Thompson, wearing a hat and sunglasses and a cigarette in his mouth
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 19h
Seven straight home playoff losses. I blame Oxy #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 19h
The good news? You’re not out. The bad news? Teams that have won game one in a three game wild card series have won the series 11 out of 12 times. So that’s cool #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 19h
The writing was on the wall early on in this game. Could have saved a lot of arms we will need by doing this #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 19h
Yainer, please #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 20h
All the bad arms in the bullpen are living up to our expectations #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 20h
1 for 16 with no walks from the top six in your lineup ain’t gonna get it done. #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 20h
Now that’s how you pinch hit! #Astros
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ceej @ceej.online · 21h
Mr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 20h
Looking unlikely we will win this game, and if that’s true we will have lost seven straight games versus a team with a winning record. Most of the year we’ve been better against good teams than bad… until the Tampa series reversed that and here we are #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 21h
Offense not showing up. If no signs of life soon send Imai out there #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 21h
Sigh. You gotta get one there, especially from your bigs. #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 21h
Ullola!!! #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 21h
This is because they let Blummer throw out the first pitch #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 21h
King hitting the strikeout record holder who came in 0 for his last 24 to load the bases with no outs is so 2026 #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 22h
One inning in and two pitchers used, the chances of Imai pitching today have gone up #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 22h
Walker smdh #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 22h
Huh. I guess I can actually watch the game. YouTube TV FTW #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 22h
Game time #Astros
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Anakin Skywalker: Time To Die
ALT: Anakin Skywalker: Time To Die
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 22h
Happy for Dubon and no one else
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Durant is now officially old enough to create a Bluesky burner account
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trammell is 0 for his last 17 with ELEVEN strikeouts #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lmao you can tell by his anger at the end that Schmitt knows he got owned and looks like a fucking fool
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shoulder seized up so yeah I’m postseason ready
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Game prediction: 5-4 #Astros Altuve homers and Hader gets a four-out save
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got dang this is one of the best yet
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Texas Tribune @texastribune.org · 28/09/2026
Breaking: The Texas Tribune has identified the ICE agent who witnesses say fired through an open van window and killed 52-year-old Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston nearly three months ago.
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ICE agent who shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston identified
The federal government has withheld his identification, even as major state and local law enforcement agencies across the country typically identify officers involved in shootings on the job soon afte...
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
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An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@hulkrunning.bsky.social one of your #Astros posts makes an appearance in this article
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Go to bed! Y’all from Shreveport??”
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
your dislike of a popular song doesn’t need to be the basis for yr opinion of an entire genre, aesthetically or politically. writing it all off as monolithic conservative slop does a disservice to artists aligned with the values some of you cite to cloak your personal taste in high-minded principle
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you are not obligated to like any particular genre & the corporate channels of country labels & radio obviously merit a fuckton of criticism, but writing off the entire genre is not a bold progressive stance & there are lots of people marginalized by the industry making vital work in the genre.
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
VOTE FOR THE CLEMENTE AWARD BTW 5.5 HOURS TO GO
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doesn’t exactly feel right to use this. But whatevs. Special thanks to the rest of the West for sucking just a little bit more than us #Astros
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
astros winning the AL West
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Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
ALT: Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So we are just gonna roll into the playoffs with Abreu and Hader getting no action in several days? Seems like a (really) bad idea #Astros
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Babe Ruth pointing to call his shot.
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whitney pastorek @whittlz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Glad to see George Springer get a really nice send off in Toronto. Baseball is fun if you’re not carrying hate in your heart.
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Houston Astros 2026 AL West Champions
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your AL West “champs” #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Forever and ever #Astros
Cartoon of two students one with an Astros hat passing a note to another in a Rangers hat. The note says fuck the rangers.
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is King even on the playoff roster? #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Come on Twins don’t blow it #Astros
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Pumpkin Spies 🎃 @timspies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👇👇👇 #Astros
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