Reposted by Ben TilleyPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comPiddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plansPiddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby 1663524838
Reposted by Ben TilleyAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Nigel Farage to promise all British voters £3.50 and a pukka pie if they vote for Reform 3647391
Reposted by Ben TilleyHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/09/2026Easy to follow guide from the British press 81633505
Reposted by Ben TilleyGlennA @glennairey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Watching C4 News and I’m starting to think there might be something a bit shady about this Farage. 3352665
Reposted by Ben TilleyChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin. 06028953
Reposted by Ben TilleyChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Possibly the most shocking revelation in this whole thing is that Nigel Farage was at one point in Clacton. 02977406
Reposted by Ben Tilley👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 17/08/2026okay fine if we’re doing speed camera discourse, here’s my take as a Brit/american: the British system of almost entirely fixed location cameras at high risk points is much better at improving safety and less discriminatory than cops with radar guns looking for Black folk to pull over 421384153
Reposted by Ben TilleySimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I know a lot of people think this Channel 5 documentary on Farage's finances is going to be ground-breaking, but those people have never seen a Channel 5 documentary. I, for one, can't wait to see to see the opinions of Timmy Mallett, Dane Bowers, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, and Uri Geller on screen. 210812
Reposted by Ben TilleyRob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 14/08/2026Bloody hell that alert, almost made me drop my phone onto my BBQ 2542
Reposted by Ben TilleyJames Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Ironically that alert just made me drop my portable bbq onto my firework collection 12584125
Reposted by Ben TilleyMartin Heneghan @martinheneghan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026He’s been prime minister for five minutes and he’s already playing with the emergency alert. 13837230
Reposted by Ben TilleyAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The eclipse making crescent suns through the trees on the façade of St Luke’s Church, Hoxton. 523437
Reposted by Ben TilleyMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 12/08/2026had such a good time watching the eclipse on Putney Bridge, friend basically had to drag me there but it was so lovely, people of all ages with all forms of obviously handmade contraptions trying to look at the weird sun, everyone passing like three pairs of glasses around, delightful delightful 2551710
Reposted by Ben Tilleypmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Each circle has a different story. 1538267835
Reposted by Ben TilleyRob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 06/08/2026Didn't expect to moved reading an article about Rod LIddle, and the lesson is here, live your life in a way that your friends don't write this article about you. 312630
Reposted by Ben TilleyToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 02/08/2026and when Dora saw the breadth of her domain she wept, for there were no more worlds to explorer 523655
Reposted by Ben TilleyNostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 01/08/2026If, like me, you love geeky shit, you’l love the television clocks on this site www.mcmweb.co.uk/project_pend...mcmweb.co.ukProject Pendulum 66128
Reposted by Ben TilleyAdrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I still love this one... 😄 8190751419
Reposted by Ben TilleyCherieAnne @cherieanne.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow 1932 830639
Reposted by Ben Tilleymseviechops.bsky.social @mseviechops.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I see Ann Widdecombe has died. When she was Home Secretary I showed her round Drake Hall womens’s prison. There was a pregnant woman on a bed in the early stages of Labour and she asked the prison officers why she wasn’t handcuffed to the bed. That’s the kind of woman she was. 19348671506
Reposted by Ben TilleyRichard Vranch @richardvranch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Be careful out there. 18827183
Reposted by Ben TilleyAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The social media ban should be like the smoking ban. People born after a certain date should never be allowed to be on social media at all. Let it become a thing creepy old people do they want nothing to do with. Free them. 911210
Reposted by Ben TilleyAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Parents who train for a marathon are just avoiding childcare 9783
Reposted by Ben TilleyTariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The Pacific Surfer from San Diego to Los Angeles has to be one of the most wonderful, and affordable, train journeys around. First half hugs the coastline and offers gorgeous views. Less than $40. Have suddenly become a big fan of Amtrak. Very different to Avanti West Coast from Euston 1002553296
Reposted by Ben TilleyTheNewDomShow @thenewdomshow.bsky.social · 19/06/2026"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..." 7874671080
Reposted by Ben TilleyJon Will Chambers @jonchambers.co.uk · 19/06/2026Where’s Andy Burnham going? 511338515
Reposted by Ben TilleyNo Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 17/06/2026Hope these guys have a good night 132020549
Reposted by Ben TilleyRob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 17/06/2026Getting a criminal sentence for unauthorised remix CDs is properly rad in 2026. Can anyone hook me up with this guy's work? I want to listen.bbc.co.ukEast Yorkshire man sentenced for selling illegal CD remixesMarc Kearns, from East Cowick, admits a number of charges related to music copyright laws. 84912
Reposted by Ben TilleyCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses 379197343995
Reposted by Ben TilleyJamie ⚽️ @jayloveslfc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026The orange cunt will be allowed to lift the world cup trophy with the winning team. Everyone should let Iran win it. #WorldCup 2084593707
Reposted by Ben TilleyBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026printing out my bluesky posts and leaving them scrumpled up in hedgerows for British teens to find 747272
Reposted by Ben TilleyGuy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 14/06/2026One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro 321197034266
Reposted by Ben Tilleyxantar.bsky.social @xantar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Had to rewind. This is so funny 801816492
Reposted by Ben TilleySueinKelowna🦋🇨🇦❤️☀️🍷🦁 @sueinkelowna.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Don’t host a World Cup if you don’t want people to come to your country. Ok? 21074331161
Reposted by Ben TilleyMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Nigel Farage Listens to the News 10449751890
Reposted by Ben Tilley🦋 kris🌻⋆⋆⋆ @eviebauer727.bsky.social · 05/06/2026This makes me miss my Great Dane. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣😂😂😭😭 #GreatDane 37884791471
Reposted by Ben TilleyChris Packham @chrisgpackham.bsky.social · 02/06/2026A fox quadrat ? ! Shared by Karen Chignell on Facebook for your #FoxOfTheDay today 2684883
Reposted by Ben TilleyAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Fuck off and make The Proclaimers the headline act at Glastonbury. Imagine the absolute JOY. 211444
Reposted by Ben TilleyUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Meowie Antoinette 183126181825
Reposted by Ben Tilleychristhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 31/05/2026She promptly escaped to the Los Angeles underground where she survives as a soldier of fortune… 37718147
Reposted by Ben TilleyMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Who called it a nail bar and not a talon salon?* 720222
Reposted by Ben TilleyConor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Anyone not calling it a wesignation is a coward 22907204
Reposted by Ben TilleyTokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 13/05/2026If Batman were British. 1520655
Reposted by Ben TilleyRob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 11/05/2026I'm not going to listen to Starmer's speech or have an opinion on it, in the same way I'm not going to listen to a new Noel Gallagher solo album. 1584
Reposted by Ben TilleyTom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Starmer has lost Catherine West, but results are still being counted in Catherine East and Catherine Central 19888122