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Alan Bellingham

@bellinghman.bsky.social
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I'm a happily retired former software developer from southern England, who plays Ingress and Pogo. I mostly read SF and Fantasy, with a particular love for the works of Terry Pratchett, through which I met @bellinghwoman Oh, and I love cats

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Joanne Hall @hierath77.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently she has been At Her Nonsense again...
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just had a nice nightcap in the bar of the Leonardo Cork hotel. The previous time we were here was with @diane.dianeduane.com, last year, but this time we got to see much more of the city because we're not staying out at the airport
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ryanair trying to catch up time. Given that the inbound aircraft is still deploying the stairs, I don't think we'll depart in 5 minutes
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
TIL that Chalk and Cheese used to be a building material, with the two materials being combined to form a concrete analogue www.wealddown.co.uk/museum-news/...
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Chalk & Cheese Repairs - Weald & Downland Living Museum
Our conservation team at the Museum has been busy undertaking repairs to the floor in the Hall House from Boarhunt ...
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Lisa W @ciciaye.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open. (I never say period unless it means a length of time or those annoying things I don't have anymore)
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Adrian Ogden @ade-on-drums.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 07/09/2026
Status report, "Repeating This So It Won't Get Buried In The Replies": don't know how to say this more kindly/more strongly, but: In my feed, DO NOT SUGGEST/REFER CHIROPRACTRY TO ANYONE AS A TREATMENT, OR I WILL BLOCK YOU. Have had to help too many people suffering from that idiocy's aftermath.😡
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Boothby Graffoe @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They were driven there in hired buses. They wore uniforms & masks that were provided. They are following orders and they are being paid to do it. They aren't "protestors' they are mercenaries. Why is no one in the media asking who is paying for all this shit? morningstaronline.co.uk/article/patr...
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Far right Patriot Platform block migrants in Portsmouth, no arrests made
ANTI-RACISM campaigners warned of “double standards” of policing today after far-right agitators blocked roads in Portsmouth attempting to intimidate arriving asylum-seekers.Hundreds of men wearing ba...
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is just to say... I have stolen the work that you spent years creating and which you were probably hoping would pay your bills But online sharing doesn't count It's actually a compliment So fuck you BTW, I'm a fan
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When the sign apologising for a design fault is better designed than the faulty item in question #DesignFault
A polished design sign apologising for a toilet's wet floor, blaming the wash basinThe wash basin in question, with a water nozzle high above it
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Half of Reform left the Tories because they were tired of being associated with a bunch of serially corrupt incompetents. The other half were kicked out because they WERE the serially corrupt incompetents. It's like watching a snake eat itself.
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Jo Walton @bluejo.eurosky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy book birthday to Vega Victrix 3: Here Be Dragons by Emmet A. O'Brien. It's a fun and thoughtful space opera. (If you haven't read earlier volumes, start with Book 1, Both Your Houses.) www.amazon.com/Here-Dragons...
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Here Be Dragons (Vega Victrix Book 3)
Here Be Dragons (Vega Victrix Book 3) - Kindle edition by O'Brien, Emmet A. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Here Be Dragons (Vega Victrix Book 3).
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Correction: Everything from DC upwards is "The People's Socialist Republic of South Canada" The rest is "North Mexico, But Super Transsexual" Except Florida, which is "Venezuela's Flaccid Dick" That oughta do it.
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Mike Knell @blat.at · 25/08/2026
In response to Donald Trump’s threat to rename Lake Ontario to “Lake America”, Canada announces the renaming of its portion of Lake Michigan to “Lake Epstein”.
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The AI nanny, Mary Sloppins
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
On the way home, but somebody got hit by a train, so services are understandably disrupted. Poor bloody driver (I suspect the person hit was attempting suicide, and I suspect they were successful. If I'm wrong, my sympathies to them too.)
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The amazing Emma Monk 👏 Are we happy that citizen journalists like her (or me during Tories), acting with no resources, working in our own time, untrained and unpaid, can so easily expose so much that the BBC, Telegraph and Times *somehow* manage to miss? It's almost like they're not trying.
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You can choose to believe what you like about Jason Arday. But he ran those marathons And he deserves people knowing that. He was failed by the British press. 25/
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty FIFA: The cup is sold
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Boothby Graffoe @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I destroyed their military to the point where I had to hide in a catering truck and swap planes because I was sacred they might BLOW ME UP. Now I am going to destroy their economy to the point where I'm going to have WAY MORE room in the catering truck I hide in because we can't afford food.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Lots of people rightly agreeing with every word Will Self has written this morning. Or at least the ones they understood.
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Boothby Graffoe @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
40-1 Count Binface. £10 wins you £400 1-100 Farage. Probably the safer bet. £5,000,000 wins you 50k. But if Nigel put his £5m on Count Binface & pulled out last minute he'd avoid the Parliamentary Standards investigation & clear £200m. Got to be tempting innit? www.racingpost.com/sport/specia...
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Clacton by-election analysis, betting odds and tips: Nigel Farage 1-100 to defeat 33 rivals in Essex, including Count Binface
William Kedjanyi's political betting analysis for Thursday's Clacton by-election – absence of Labour or Conservative rivals gives Reform's Farage a clear run
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Dr Naomi Jacobs @ladylark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If you'd like to know more about Dobby's grave, and how the impacts of fan tourism on environmental sustainability are being managed here and elsewhere, you'll be able to read a fab chapter on this by @memorieschild.bsky.social when my edited book comes out next month! bsky.app/profile/lady...
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Antiqueight @antiqueight.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Kenco coffee just lost me as a customer. Their ad just now was that if you can't beat morning people, join them. "Kenco sponsors morning people". Well, I am not a morning person, and I am tired of the world catering to them alone. So, I'm saying NO to kenco.
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"The A428 from here to Cambridge follows the former A45, which became the A428 when the A14 opened. It meets the A1198 (former A14) at Caxton Gibbet roundabout near Papworth Everard" It's going to be so much easier when this bit of road is renamed to the A421 next year
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Speaking today about Rod Liddle, Rebekah Brooks said he "left an indelible mark on British journalism." I have to agree. A real skidmark
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@jongreenuk.bsky.social I get messages pretty quickly here
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Mike Knell @blat.at · 01/08/2026
News: Gianni Infantino awarded the inaugural UEFA Peace Prize for his achievement in getting the whole of Europe to agree unanimously on something.
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Colette @bellinghwoman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@nationwideuk.bsky.social You really need to have a word with your call centre staff, as they seem to be rather confused as to what a joint account is and how they operate. I spent far too long this afternoon trying to make them understand, to no avail :-(
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Aliette de Bodard @aliettedebodard.com · 21/07/2026
Super interesting if somewhat depressing (I don't dishwash my pans because habit and also not all of them are marked as dishwasher safe)
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Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 18/07/2026
In any normal world a US president would be asking Canada if they wanted any assistance from US firefighters or any other service to deal with their forest fires which endanger people, wildlife & habitats on both sides of their border. But the orange shit-stain? No chance of behaving decently.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Remember that flasks work to keep things cold as well as hot. Fill one with ice, carry a second bottle of water to keep topping it off with, and then you'll have ice cold water all day, instead of for the five minutes it takes for ice to melt in this heatwave.
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So he’s only got one way out, and I’ve just realised what it’s going to be: FAKE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT. I am NOT KIDDING. First of all, he steals all his moves from the Trump playbook. Second, it gets him out the race on wounded health grounds… He leaves the field a martyred hero…
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Dublin 2029 @dublin2029.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We’re not saying a Dublin 2029 Worldcon would solve all problems…but it certainly wouldn’t hurt! Support the bid from €20, or go full overachiever with Friend or Super-Friend status! You can also volunteer to lend a hand and help us pull off something properly legendary! ☘️ dublin2029.ie 🇮🇪
A photo of 2 green plushie dragons sat on a bollard outside the CCD . One is wearing a brown fabric wizard hat, a Glasgow 2024 tartan scarf, and a badge for Dublin 2029. The other is wearing the Glasgow 2024 Pride badge. The building has a curved and angled glass front and there are potted trees around it.
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Okay. So I now have a real time blood glucose sensor attached, and an insulin pump that reacts to the blood glucose by feeding insulin into my bloodstream, and I'm currently getting used to how my body reacts to different meals (And the pump is also learning) 1/2
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Okay, so we're within cheering distance of the local pub
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Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 24/06/2026
And on that note I will add this, which a friend shared on FB earlier.
An image of Donald Trump dressed in a toga gazing at himself in the reflecting pool. Behind him people dressed in military uniform are dragging someone away. It is entitled "Narcissus Gazing at his reflextion, 2026"
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So I bought an umbrella and now I'm taking a single tablet a day
Not an umbrella except metaphorically - this is a set of 7 pairs of pill holders, with the day names on, in a rack. The pair for Wednesday are out, and one has its top flipped open
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A few minutes ago we had the Lincolnshire and Nottinghamshire Air Ambulance pass overhead, and it's now approaching the outskirts of London. A bit out of area
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 19/06/2026
At the eve of the summer solstice, I pick seven different flowers, in seven different fields, all in complete silence. I tie them into a bouquet and put it under my pillow. Doing so means that tonight, I will dream of my true love. I already live with her, but I like dreaming of her too.
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One for you, perhaps, @hgpennington.bsky.social?. Behind the ticket machine in the KJW/Town Hall carpark
A chestnut tree, with not yet developed conkers, and large leaves with brown patches
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I don't know where we draw the line. But a riot a week suggests it should have been WAY before this. I'm sympathetic with blocking X in the UK until the owners uphold our laws. Libel. Incitement. Insurrection. Abuse. Hate speech. And sexual harassment. Every single day. It has to stop.
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We've currently got thunder grumbling in the distance. Distance apparently being about 50km away. It must be quite impressive over in Norfolk
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
So Happy Birthday to @cemurphy.bsky.social today. How you have a great day, and that Ted cooks you a wonderful meal to celebrate. Also hoping that it's not too hot over there
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Úna-Minh's ✨ Open to Work ✨ @unaminh.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
IMPORTANT: For any artists/writers/etc etc, using Linktree to point people to their work, from 5 July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI. I deleted my account this morning.
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
On the way home. The Eurostar is later than all our other trains on this trip put together. They've now boarded everyone and we're moving, at 105 minutes late
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
4th train of the day, and the last excluding getting across Paris
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Aliette de Bodard @aliettedebodard.com · 26/05/2026
While we're on Maped's genius design, meet their water pot in the shape of a caped superhero. One pot for clean water and the other for dirty water, with bonus design and stability
A water pot in the shape of a superhero, complete with capePot in action: the head is flipped and adjoined to the body, which creates a double pot system
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Farewell Catania, farewell Etna
A view across railway lines from a train window. Beyond the lines is a sign for Catania CLe, and behind that the blue Adriatic under a blue skyLooking from our sleeper compartment across the corridor and out the window, with a cloud capped mountain filling most of the view
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Alan Bellingham @bellinghman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Good morning Catania, good morning Etna
A view down a wide city avenue. In the distance, the slopes of a volcano
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