Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Honestly, this is the best possible post for a bot to try to bait with engagement on 000
Reposted by Captain DragonticklerDeerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Absolutely slopped out of his mind #deer 🦌 251514364
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Do you think after walking in a circle for like 10 years Conan had trouble with straight lines? I bet he was always just curving a bit to the left 000
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026do you think the steam powered fuck machine from Monster: The LIzzie Borden Story was a practical prop was that cgi? 100
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me, accidentally hitting like on an ex girlfriends old picture and just trying to bluff my way out of it 010
Reposted by Captain DragonticklerBoard Game Jay @boardgamejay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Very fun theme! This game feels and looks like chaos, but I appreciate how the cards & speed/control wheel add strategy back in! Designer: @alita-robertson.bsky.social Publisher: @leder.games KS www.kickstarter.com/projects/led... BGG boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/47... 042
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ay chat. I work from home, on any given day I take about 45 steps during work hours. Should I buy some heelies to get that down to 10 steps 000
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026when will they make an egg with a tastier shell? 000
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My name is mud is a good song that is also educational, you really get to understand that his name is mud 000
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I heard Panera invented a lemonade that doesent kill you 010
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Saw a sign for fecalpheliacs anonymous, I was like “man, fuck that shit” 000
Reposted by Captain DragonticklerCaptain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Middle aged man science fair project entry: “Am I a good poster?” 001
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026If this is your favorite post say and do nothing now 000
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 18/08/20269 reasons I can’t sleep, number 6 will shock you 010
Reposted by Captain DragonticklerJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/08/2026they should invent a weekend that starts on wednesday 2027422
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026“Yeah well im taller” What a fucking line man 010
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Keanu cruising around in a white bronco, classic choice, why don’t you see that anymore 000
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The Toucan cocktail was a little stronger than expected so now im gonna watch Speed and not move around at all 000
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Middle aged man science fair project entry: “Am I a good poster?” 001
Reposted by Captain Dragonticklertunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 10/08/2026 42678441
Reposted by Captain DragonticklerAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November. 592241564469
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Is that fucking *Enya*?! Add one more to the 9/11 casualty toll because I’m dying over here 020
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Is the inside of anyone else’s skin itchy? 000
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Ladies and gentlemen, this is a normal self proclaimed centrist melting down when a progressive is winning a primary. when crazy people like this reveal who they are, believe them. 100
Reposted by Captain Dragonticklermaya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 29/07/2026hello i saw this video and felt compelled to share it with you all 9511106
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026oh shit she’s invisible why wasn’t I born with a sense of object permanence 020
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Today we are picking fights with radical centrists, read, embarrassed republicans. Putting this up on the top of the profile theyre going to be mashing. 000
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I made a “give every cell in your body independent autonomy so they can tear away and live on their own” gun but you can’t see it. 000
Reposted by Captain DragonticklerGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026When I were young, ma told me, “No good deed goes unpunished.” A-spent manys a decade prowlin’ on the parish by moonlight with a blackthorn shillelagh from the old country. Mistakin’ that epigram for a maxim. Supposed m’self a lawman. 115619
Reposted by Captain DragonticklerMatthew Campbell @socialscifi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Has this been done yet? 3675162
Reposted by Captain Dragonticklercaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026if i died on Mount Everest my body's nickname would be Jorts Guy 1769366
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 12/07/2026so I watched obsession and it made me wanna vomit. great move but good god I’m never doing that again. 000
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Release Mitches seat! Hohoho, why would I get rid of my favorite senator Because I have a Bernal Detonator! 000
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 09/07/2026static.klipy.comLindsay Lohan in Mean Girls: Limit Does Not ExistAlt: Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls: Limit Does Not Exist 010
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Revenge of the nerds is a movie that continues to make generational leaps in how rapey it is as time goes on 000
Reposted by Captain DragonticklerReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/07/2026 1174650
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 02/07/2026this Ref isn’t making it off US soil with these calls, people have ended up in guantanmo for less 000
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 28/06/2026There’s only like 6 people there and one of it is whackin it in public, what an oddly appropriate celebration of this administration. 000
Reposted by Captain DragonticklerTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026BIG RESULT: New York state Senator Jessica Ramos, who gave Andrew Cuomo a surprise endorsement near the end of the mayoral primary last year, has lost her seat. She is ousted in today's Dem primary by Jessica González-Rojas, an assemblymember endorsed by many left figures like AOC. 232771380
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Beavis: “I have cancer.. this sucks… uhhaha *cough*” *Ave Maria plays* 000
Captain Dragontickler @dragontickler.bsky.social · 22/06/2026When will I meet a sexy French spider in a giant peach? When is my time? 🥺 010
